GSU Fan Checklist for Attending Game in Newark, DE

[93henfan]

1. Finally break down and buy some tires, get the truck off the blocks in the front yard, and get her ready for a road trip.
2. Shoes - buy some
3. Beechnut - stock up, gonna be a long ride
4. Kiss wife goodbye and tell her how much you enjoyed growing up in the same house with her
5. Take shotgun off window rack in Virginia and put it behind front seat. Yankee cops are dicks.
6. Have lots of change ready. They toll you to death up north.
7. Before entering the stadium, don't forget to put the shoes on.

Did I forget any?

[Col Hogan]

Check out the Piss Wall...

[Grizalltheway]

8. Don't forget nose plugs, Jersey isn't far away.

[SunCoastBlueHen]

Did I forget any?

Kleenex. You forgot a healthy supply of Kleenex.

[bluehenbillk]

Check out the Piss Wall...

Remember Memo to self : don't try to bottle the stuff.

[gsueagle2424]

As we make our way up the coast, we will make sure to stop and pick up the empty cans of whop ass we left in
#1 Crapp State (in the Mountains somewhere)
#15 South Carolina State (Orangeburg)
#6 Wofford (Spartanburg)
#3 Bill and Mary (somewhere in Virginia don't care enough to look it up)

We will refill these cans along with our bottle of Eagle Creek Water and continue our journey up the cost kicking ass and taking names.

[93henfan]

Man, you guys should get some water from the Delaware River to take back home with you. You can use it to lubricate your tractors.

(It's fun to use the same insults that upstate Delaware people have been using on downstate people for so many years.)

[blukeys]

Shotguns on the pick up gun rack are legal in Delaware and required for getting breakfast at Helen's Sausage House or the Smyrna Diner.

[93henfan]

Smyrna Diner

That new monstrosity is yuppyville!

I'll stick to the Milford Diner, thank you very much.

And I purposely avoided telling the Georgia Southern contingent to bring any stick 'em, for obvious reasons!