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by Marcus Garvey
Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:17 am
Forum: Championship Subdivision Football - FCS
Topic: Biggest Discrepancy In Conference Facilities
Replies: 94
Views: 26810

Re: Biggest Discrepancy In Conference Facilities

Ivytalk wrote:For the Ivies, I'd say Princeton has the best, Brown the worst.
Did Dartmouth install actual restrooms with plumbing under the visitor stands when they renovated Memorial Stadium? If they're still using port-o-johns under it, as they were in the 90's, then Dartmouth is worse than Brown.
by Marcus Garvey
Tue May 31, 2011 9:38 am
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Tressel lied to tOSU, NCAA - on his way out?
Replies: 146
Views: 18482

Re: Tressel lied to tOSU, NCAA - on his way out?

The funny thing is, there are alumni from plenty of schools who would love to have this happen to their alma mater, as that would indicate their administration actually gives a flying fuck about football...

I'm looking at you Arizona State.
by Marcus Garvey
Wed May 19, 2010 9:05 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Nevermind...
Replies: 24
Views: 2492

Nevermind...

You know what? Shame on me for getting pissed.
by Marcus Garvey
Sat May 15, 2010 2:23 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Cards Lineman Must Not Get Paid Enough... Maybe NSFW
Replies: 7
Views: 1061

Re: Cards Lineman Must Not Get Paid Enough... Maybe NSFW

Genetics... I assume of course that by "tattoo," you mean "gigantic cock." :lol: Nice avatar, btw. I start off most mornings with a little Moose and Zee. Zee is a no talent hack. All he does is flap his wings and blink. The few times he's not doing that, he's running around obje...
by Marcus Garvey
Fri May 14, 2010 4:13 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Cards Lineman Must Not Get Paid Enough... Maybe NSFW
Replies: 7
Views: 1061

Re: Cards Lineman Must Not Get Paid Enough... Maybe NSFW

93henfan wrote:Why do black people get tattoos?
Genetics... I assume of course that by "tattoo," you mean "gigantic cock."
by Marcus Garvey
Thu May 06, 2010 3:46 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Plax loses play time
Replies: 1
Views: 591

Re: Plax loses play time

No, not Plex. He's the only one of the Yo Gabba Gabba gang that shows any signs of intelligence....
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Oh, you said Plax... my bad.
by Marcus Garvey
Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:38 am
Forum: Championship Subdivision Football - FCS
Topic: The Citadel makes it onto Deadspin
Replies: 0
Views: 594

The Citadel makes it onto Deadspin

http://deadspin.com/5488297/pistol+whip ... aying-time

Of course, this isn't actually a good thing. It's the comments that make this worth reading.
by Marcus Garvey
Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:12 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Hate To Say It But
Replies: 33
Views: 2663

Re: Hate To Say It But

Frankie fackin' Welkah is the haht and soul of the fackin' Patreeots!!!! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!
by Marcus Garvey
Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:09 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: LA Stadium builder targets Bills, Jaguars
Replies: 18
Views: 2002

Re: LA Stadium builder targets Bills, Jaguars

Jacksonville has NO business fielding a pro sports team. Hell, Florida has no business trying to field THREE pro football teams. There's no doubt the NFL over-expanded several years ago, and needs to get back into the L.A. market. Jacksonville would be a great option. I'd rather see Jacksonville re...
by Marcus Garvey
Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:46 pm
Forum: Championship Subdivision Football - FCS
Topic: Hofstra Dropping Football?
Replies: 164
Views: 19765

Re: Hofstra Dropping Football?

Here's someone from cnnsi.com with his perspective. Hopefully the guy trips trying to step down from his pedestal. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/jeff_pearlman/12/04/hofstra/index.html?eref=sihp Agreed. I mean, the decision to drop football was the correct one, but why's this guy got...
by Marcus Garvey
Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:13 am
Forum: Other College Sports
Topic: Happy Trails to the Fat Man
Replies: 9
Views: 2703

Re: Happy Trails to the Fat Man

I thought this was going to be about Mark Mangino http://mcoatney.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/mangino.jpg I did too. To get anything done for the football program within KU's athletic department, you pretty much have to be a world class asshole and bully. Of course, that type of personality doesn't...
by Marcus Garvey
Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:17 pm
Forum: Championship Subdivision Football - FCS
Topic: Mark Stoops is the Front-Runner for Youngstown State Job
Replies: 3
Views: 1017

Re: Mark Stoops is the Front-Runner for Youngstown State Job

If you do get Mark Stoops, you damn well better hope he's more like Bob than Mike. If he's like Mike, then get used to illegal substitution penalties, timeouts called for 2 point conversions because no play was ready (even though everyone in the stadium damn well knew a 2-point was in order) and ma...
by Marcus Garvey
Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:08 pm
Forum: Championship Subdivision Football - FCS
Topic: Hofstra Dropping Football?
Replies: 164
Views: 19765

Re: Hofstra Dropping Football?

I only just learned tonight about N'eastern's program when the ESPN ticker mentioned them along with Hofstra. (Admittedly, I'm hardly paying any attention to I-AA football these days, hence why I'm barely on this board, or that other one.) Northeastern's decision is certainly no surprise. I'm actual...
by Marcus Garvey
Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:00 pm
Forum: Championship Subdivision Football - FCS
Topic: Mark Stoops is the Front-Runner for Youngstown State Job
Replies: 3
Views: 1017

Re: Mark Stoops is the Front-Runner for Youngstown State Job

If you do get Mark Stoops, you damn well better hope he's more like Bob than Mike. If he's like Mike, then get used to illegal substitution penalties, timeouts called for 2 point conversions because no play was ready (even though everyone in the stadium damn well knew a 2-point was in order) and man...
by Marcus Garvey
Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:55 pm
Forum: Championship Subdivision Football - FCS
Topic: Deadspin posts about the Montana Grizzlies*
Replies: 1
Views: 364

Deadspin posts about the Montana Grizzlies*

*If Deadspin is posting about an FCS team, that's usually the equivalent of reading about your favorite actor on thesmokingun.com

http://deadspin.com/5384295/you-dont-me ... s-students
by Marcus Garvey
Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:16 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: There is now an award more meaningless than the Grammys...
Replies: 1
Views: 592

There is now an award more meaningless than the Grammys...

It's called the Nobel Peace Prize.

That is all.
by Marcus Garvey
Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:23 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Favre on his way to Minnesota
Replies: 18
Views: 2120

Re: Favre on his way to Minnesota

MarkCCU wrote:
Marcus Garvey wrote:That's it. I'm sick of this fvckstick.

I'm offering $50 and a dashmat for a 1998 Pontiac Grand Am to the first person who will shatter the man's femur.
What color is this dashmat? :coffee:
Charcoal gray, but it's kind of rumpled.
by Marcus Garvey
Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:09 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Favre on his way to Minnesota
Replies: 18
Views: 2120

Re: Favre on his way to Minnesota

That's it. I'm sick of this fvckstick.

I'm offering $50 and a dashmat for a 1998 Pontiac Grand Am to the first person who will shatter the man's femur.
by Marcus Garvey
Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:29 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Vick signs with Philadephia
Replies: 39
Views: 3244

Re: Vick signs with Philadephia

He could help them, assuming he's in shape. I always figured he'd be a better receiver/slot back/special teams player than a QB. Even so, he couldn't be a worse QB than Kolb. He's served his time, so let's see if he can play. Besides, it was only a bunch of goddamn dogs. The outrage expressed (damn ...
by Marcus Garvey
Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:11 am
Forum: Championship Subdivision Football - FCS
Topic: Playoff games in Delaware and Montana
Replies: 6
Views: 1660

Re: Playoff games in Delaware and Montana

Over at Deadspin, Dash Bennett summed up the logic of this nicely: Delaware Governor Jack Markell estimates that sports betting will bring in $55 million this year, or roughly 55 million times the revenue of a single I-AA football playoff game. http://deadspin.com/5332363/ncaa-implements-scorched-de...
by Marcus Garvey
Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:26 pm
Forum: Other College Sports
Topic: Ducks' new unis!
Replies: 24
Views: 3102

Re: Ducks' new unis!

When will Phil Knight finally be tried for "Eye Rape?" When I'm Emperor of the World, I will have the tops of the uprights at Reeser Stadium sharpened to a point. At halftime of OSU's homecomming game, I'll have Knight dropped from a helicopter and impaled upon one. After a (hopefully) lon...
by Marcus Garvey
Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:19 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: 2010 NHL Winter Classic at Fenway
Replies: 6
Views: 635

2010 NHL Winter Classic at Fenway

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=4329907 Not mentioned in this story, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman has announced that the 2011 Winter Classic will be hosted by the Coyotes and held at Arizona State's Packard Stadium. This is in keeping with his policy of baffling hockey fans across Nort...
by Marcus Garvey
Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:13 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: 2009 Philadelphia Phillies Thread
Replies: 374
Views: 26230

Re: 2009 Philadelphia Phillies Thread

Interleague Play + Playing @ home == Miserable 9 game stretch

If I were Rueben Amaro, I'd look into the possibilty of moving all games out of CBP. Seriously guys... WTF?
by Marcus Garvey
Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:10 pm
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: Stallworth gets 30 days in jail for DUI killing
Replies: 31
Views: 3491

Re: Stallworth gets 30 days in jail for DUI killing

Things like this make me realize that I chose the wrong profession. That was some mighty nice lawyerin' on the part of Chrisopher Lyons. If I could get a "do-over" for the past 17 years, I'd do pre-law in undergrad, then law school and become a defense attorney specializing in DUI. I'd do ...