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No pictures of Stiffler's mom?
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By the way, the intruder deserved to die. Anyone who breaks into another's home deserves to die.

That being said, the homeowner fails to meet Castle Doctrine here and jail time is coming.

Bottom line is to get as close as you can and make sure they're facing you before you plug them.
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93henfan wrote:By the way, the intruder deserved to die. Anyone who breaks into another's home deserves to die.

That being said, the homeowner fails to meet Castle Doctrine here and jail time is coming.

Bottom line is to get as close as you can and make sure they're facing you before you plug them.
Or roll them over after they're dead and shoot a couple in the front
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HI54UNI wrote:
93henfan wrote:By the way, the intruder deserved to die. Anyone who breaks into another's home deserves to die.

That being said, the homeowner fails to meet Castle Doctrine here and jail time is coming.

Bottom line is to get as close as you can and make sure they're facing you before you plug them.
Or roll them over after they're dead and shoot a couple in the front
ForensIcs would figure that out.

If the intruder runs away, say the most insulting thing you can to them about their race or mom. Try to get close enough to get some splatter on you but not so close they can grab your gun obviously. A little of their splatter on you is an instant win in court, plus you got to insult them right before you off them. Winning.
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HI54UNI wrote:
93henfan wrote:By the way, the intruder deserved to die. Anyone who breaks into another's home deserves to die.

That being said, the homeowner fails to meet Castle Doctrine here and jail time is coming.

Bottom line is to get as close as you can and make sure they're facing you before you plug them.
Or roll them over after they're dead and shoot a couple in the front
Then you have to patch and explain bullet holes in your floor.
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93henfan wrote:By the way, the intruder deserved to die. Anyone who breaks into another's home deserves to die.
THIS X 1000. :nod:
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93henfan wrote:
HI54UNI wrote:
Or roll them over after they're dead and shoot a couple in the front
ForensIcs would figure that out.

If the intruder runs away, say the most insulting thing you can to them about their race or mom. Try to get close enough to get some splatter on you but not so close they can grab your gun obviously. A little of their splatter on you is an instant win in court, plus you got to insult them right before you off them. Winning.
Just put so many holes in the perp that forensics can't figure out shit!

:D
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HI54UNI wrote:
93henfan wrote:
ForensIcs would figure that out.

If the intruder runs away, say the most insulting thing you can to them about their race or mom. Try to get close enough to get some splatter on you but not so close they can grab your gun obviously. A little of their splatter on you is an instant win in court, plus you got to insult them right before you off them. Winning.
Just put so many holes in the perp that forensics can't figure out shit!

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Hung (not sure how well) jury, in case anyone cares.
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Grizalltheway wrote:Hung (not sure how well) jury, in case anyone cares.
Good. Hope he gets off.
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Grizalltheway wrote:Hung (not sure how well) jury, in case anyone cares.
Despite the technicalities, it would be easy for a defense attorney to ask the pool "what would you do?" to solicit sympathy.
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ASUG8 wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:Hung (not sure how well) jury, in case anyone cares.
Despite the technicalities, it would be easy for a defense attorney to ask the pool "what would you do?" to solicit sympathy.
Pretty much. Sounds like they leaned on him not knowing whether or not his wife was home when he got there.
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