"Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

[Wedgebuster]

"And I will have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murders!"

Jesse Ventura

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[Wedgebuster]

One of the "comments"-

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and a raccoon lying dead in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the raccoon.

[Ibanez]

ha. ha ha. ha ha ha ha.

[AZGrizFan]

"And I will have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murders!"

Jesse Ventura

Hell, I've ALWAYS thought Manson was framed and that Cheney did it.

[Cap'n Cat]

[AZGrizFan]

You go, girl!

[UNHWildCats]

well I posted this video on AGS and so far the responses there are more entertaining :p

Gil Dobie: Jesse also said 911 was an inside job.

JayJ79: that might take two hours on the waterboard to get Cheney to confess to that.

[BlueHen86]

well I posted this video on AGS and so far the responses there are more entertaining :p

Gil Dobie: Jesse also said 911 was an inside job.

JayJ79: that might take two hours on the waterboard to get Cheney to confess to that.

That's your opinion.

You better hope Ralph likes all of those responses, or they might be deleted.

[UNHWildCats]

well I posted this video on AGS and so far the responses there are more entertaining :p

Gil Dobie: Jesse also said 911 was an inside job.

JayJ79: that might take two hours on the waterboard to get Cheney to confess to that.

That's your opinion.

You better hope Ralph likes all of those responses, or they might be deleted.

lol taking shots at Conks? Its Ralphs favorite thing to do

[TwinTownBisonFan]

I know Jesse... he's nuttier than squirrel poo.

Gil Dobie is right... he claimed it was an inside job...

this however, appears to a more lucid moment... glib and in the case of his thoughts on torture accurate. i also appreciate how he calls cheney out for dodging the draft during nam with "deferments" and now talking like jack bauer...

[native]

...i also appreciate how he calls cheney out for dodging the draft during nam with "deferments" and now talking like jack bauer...

Point well taken. ...The ONLY valid criticism leveled against Cheney on these pages.

[bench]

...i also appreciate how he calls cheney out for dodging the draft during nam with "deferments" and now talking like jack bauer...

Point well taken. ...The ONLY valid criticism leveled against Cheney on these pages.

I suppose you don't agree then that the man is bitter, twisted fuck who left a shit-stain eight years long across the tapestry of the American Dream, and is a terrible goddamn shot to boot.

I wouldn't have any problem with someone waterboarding his sorry ass, but I'd prefer they soaked the rag with regular unleaded instead. Why? Because fuck him, that's why.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

Point well taken. ...The ONLY valid criticism leveled against Cheney on these pages.

I suppose you don't agree then that the man is bitter, twisted fuck who left a shit-stain eight years long across the tapestry of the American Dream, and is a terrible goddamn shot to boot.

I wouldn't have any problem with someone waterboarding his sorry ass, but I'd prefer they soaked the rag with regular unleaded instead. Why? Because fuck him, that's why.

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[Cap'n Cat]

Point well taken. ...The ONLY valid criticism leveled against Cheney on these pages.

I suppose you don't agree then that the man is bitter, twisted fuck who left a shit-stain eight years long across the tapestry of the American Dream, and is a terrible goddamn shot to boot.

I wouldn't have any problem with someone waterboarding his sorry ass, but I'd prefer they soaked the rag with regular unleaded instead. Why? Because fuck him, that's why.

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Reppies!

[BlueHen86]

Put him on a waterboard and see how long he can hold his breath - if he can hold it for an hour then we'll try for two. I don't need him to confess to anything, he's an ass.

[Gil Dobie]

well I posted this video on AGS and so far the responses there are more entertaining :p

Gil Dobie: Jesse also said 911 was an inside job.

JayJ79: that might take two hours on the waterboard to get Cheney to confess to that.

I do agree with Jesse though, waterboarding is against the law, and we shouldn't be doing.

[BlueHen86]

well I posted this video on AGS and so far the responses there are more entertaining :p

Gil Dobie: Jesse also said 911 was an inside job.

JayJ79: that might take two hours on the waterboard to get Cheney to confess to that.

I do agree with Jesse though, waterboarding is against the law, and we shouldn't be doing.

We make the laws. We should legalize it. We should also work on our waterboarding technology - an hour is way too long. We should be able to make them talk sooner.

[Wedgebuster]

Wonder if you could get Dick Cheney to admit to licking daughter Mary's cookie without waterboarding?

[Gil Dobie]

We make the laws. We should legalize it. We should also work on our waterboarding technology - an hour is way too long. We should be able to make them talk sooner.

I understand your reasoning, but I still think it should be legal before our Government participates.

[Rob Iola]

is waterboarding part of SERE training?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

is waterboarding part of SERE training?

Jesse said it was in an interview that I heard him on.

[Rob Iola]

is waterboarding part of SERE training?

Jesse said it was in an interview that I heard him on.

I guess my question is whether any folks hereabouts are/were a) Air Force pilots and b) had to go thru SERE training - if so, did you have to undergo waterboarding?

[danefan]

Jesse said it was in an interview that I heard him on.

I guess my question is whether any folks hereabouts are/were a) Air Force pilots and b) had to go thru SERE training - if so, did you have to undergo waterboarding?

My brother-in-law just got done eating worms and pinecones for 3 weeks of SERE training in March for the Army X Ray 18 program. I'll see him tomorrow and ask him if he got waterboarded.