State Descriptions

SuperHornet · Post by **SuperHornet** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:47 am

As if they were people down at the corner bar. The description of Cali isn't all that flattering (and may not be exactly accurate after this past destructive winter), but overall, I think they pretty much nailed it.

http://thefederalistpapers.org/us/man-d ... e-in-a-bar

Skjellyfetti · Post by **Skjellyfetti** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:11 am

Has SuperHornet ever been to a bar?

89Hen · Post by **89Hen** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:14 am

Some of these are actually pretty funny. I would have pictured Delaware as a stranger in the bar that everyone says looks familiar but can't place.

And sorry to be Picky Pete, but...

Florida is drinking moonshine while riding an alligator through the orange groves to the local Publix.

Not exactly sure how that's a guy in a bar.

Should have been...

Florida is wearing jean cutoffs, has a major league mullet and is yelling "Hell yeah!" to everything that's said.

Post by **Grizalltheway** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:28 am

Skjellyfetti wrote:Has SuperHornet ever been to a bar?

He's Utah, but replace water with A&W.

SunCoastBlueHen · Post by **SunCoastBlueHen** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:39 am

89Hen wrote:Some of these are actually pretty funny. I would have pictured Delaware as a stranger in the bar that everyone says looks familiar but can't place.

And sorry to be Picky Pete, but...
Florida is drinking moonshine while riding an alligator through the orange groves to the local Publix.
Not exactly sure how that's a guy in a bar.

Should have been...

Florida is wearing jean cutoffs, has a major league mullet and is yelling "Hell yeah!" to everything that's said.

I guess it depends on where in Florida you are...

To me, Florida is the old guy drinking vodka and prune juice telling the server to hurry up because he has to make to the early bird special for dinner.

Post by **CAA Flagship** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:40 am

Skjellyfetti wrote:Has SuperHornet ever been to a bar?

With a Rabbi, a Priest, and a Lawyer?

Post by **Ibanez** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:43 am

89Hen wrote:Some of these are actually pretty funny. I would have pictured Delaware as a stranger in the bar that everyone says looks familiar but can't place.

And sorry to be Picky Pete, but...
Florida is drinking moonshine while riding an alligator through the orange groves to the local Publix.
Not exactly sure how that's a guy in a bar.

Should have been...

Florida is wearing jean cutoffs, has a major league mullet and is yelling "Hell yeah!" to everything that's said.

I thought so as well. Georgia sounds a lot like SC if you sub Clemson, The Citadel or USC for UGA. Virginia was pretty accurate.

Post by **CAA Flagship** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:49 am

The guy in Washington is a girl.

And fuck her because the bartender is making $70k/year so he/she can pick up the damn napkin.

89Hen · Post by **89Hen** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:51 am

SunCoastBlueHen wrote:I guess it depends on where in Florida you are...

To me, Florida is the old guy drinking vodka and prune juice telling the server to hurry up because he has to make to the early bird special for dinner.

True, but I'm thinking they don't go to bars... unless it's free happy hour.

SunCoastBlueHen · Post by **SunCoastBlueHen** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:59 am

89Hen wrote:
SunCoastBlueHen wrote:I guess it depends on where in Florida you are...

To me, Florida is the old guy drinking vodka and prune juice telling the server to hurry up because he has to make to the early bird special for dinner.
True, but I'm thinking they don't go to bars... unless it's free happy hour.

That holds more true for the northern parts of Florida. Everything north of Orlando is really just an extension of Alabama and Georgia.

Baldy · Post by **Baldy** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:43 pm

SunCoastBlueHen wrote:
89Hen wrote: True, but I'm thinking they don't go to bars... unless it's free happy hour.

That holds more true for the northern parts of Florida. Everything north of Orlando is really just an extension of Alabama and Georgia.

Dead on. Except for Florida's shitty roads, there is absolutely no difference between south Georgia and Northern Florida...none.

Aho Old Guy · Post by **Aho Old Guy** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:42 pm

North Carolina is a guy from Massachusetts (drinking a Sam Adams) arguing about how great the Patriots are with a guy from New York (technically, a 'half-back' **) . . . simultaneously as an evangelical from Dallas is loudly proclaiming why they are each going to burn in Hell.

---> while the native Tar Heel is 'dribbling' all over their wives out in the parking lot, having a ménage à quatre in the back of his 1983 Chevy 'Dually' one-ton pickup truck, sipping on some white likker while smoking some 'Watauga Window-Box' . . .
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**__Half-Back: A Yankee relocated to Florida who only moves halfway back.

And, yeah. My sister used to live in L-A (lower Alabama) as a resident of P-cola.

SuperHornet · Post by **SuperHornet** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:21 pm

GATW: Dead on accurate. ROFL....

Pwns · Post by **Pwns** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:02 pm

Must have been written by a Georgia Tech fan...LoL.

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