NAU- Pee Privilege? DBack...WTF?!

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

This. You guys don't greet people with a "nice cock" or "do you troll for dates with that's thing" compliment?

Bunch of introverts...

Well, I don't say 'cock' or 'dick' or anything. That's a little too direct. I just look them up and down and say 'Nice', followed by a wink and a smile. Sometimes I'll just laugh and then walk away.

I like your style tiger. I usually just give a good hard glance and say something like "Nice watch fella".

[Ibanez]

Who are these people that actually care about who uses the bathroom?

I guess I'm in that category. I told the story of the bathrooms at the Maryland student center. Both gender neutral, right next to each other. The fact that I don't want to drop a deuce with my son's roommate's mother standing there washing her hands shouldn't be odd. Should it?

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I guess I just don't care who is using the bathroom. Poop and Pee is natural. We all do it.

[Ibanez]

Well, I don't say 'cock' or 'dick' or anything. That's a little too direct. I just look them up and down and say 'Nice', followed by a wink and a smile. Sometimes I'll just laugh and then walk away.

I like your style tiger. I usually just give a good hard glance and say something like "Nice watch fella".

That's because you're classy as fuck.

[Grizalltheway]

I guess I'm in that category. I told the story of the bathrooms at the Maryland student center. Both gender neutral, right next to each other. The fact that I don't want to drop a deuce with my son's roommate's mother standing there washing her hands shouldn't be odd. Should it?

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I guess I just don't care who is using the bathroom. Poop and Pee is natural. We all do it.

But you don't have a stick the size of a didgeridoo up your ass. At least I don't think you do.

[Ibanez]

I guess I just don't care who is using the bathroom. Poop and Pee is natural. We all do it.

But you don't have a stick the size of a didgeridoo up your ass. At least I don't think you do.

I do not.

I don't even care if you're a loud pooper. Just wash your hands before you leave.


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[89Hen]

I guess I just don't care who is using the bathroom. Poop and Pee is natural. We all do it.

Everyone poops, or so I've read in a book. But I'm guessing you shut the bathroom door at somebody else's house when you have to go. Whether that's for your benefit or theirs, that means you understand that nobody really wants to see somebody else pee or poop (although some website would have you believe otherwise). A lot of guys here are talking a tough game, but when it comes down to it, my guess is none of you are OK dropping a deuce in front of a group of women.

[Ibanez]

I guess I just don't care who is using the bathroom. Poop and Pee is natural. We all do it.

Everyone poops, or so I've read in a book. But I'm guessing you shut the bathroom door at somebody else's house when you have to go. Whether that's for your benefit or theirs, that means you understand that nobody really wants to see somebody else pee or poop (although some website would have you believe otherwise). A lot of guys here are talking a tough game, but when it comes down to it, my guess is none of you are OK dropping a deuce in front of a group of women.

I'd poop in front of someone (I have ). Out of courtesy and respect, we close the door or don't look over the partition.

If you're in the stall next to me, or at the urinal next to me and you're keeping to yourself, then what's the problem? It's like these bathroom laws. I think people ,naturally, don't want to be uncomfortable or make others uncomfortable. Let's keep to ourselves, respect people and their privacy. Mind your own business when you're launching a sewer pickle.


Just wash your hands afterwards.

[89Hen]

Everyone poops, or so I've read in a book. But I'm guessing you shut the bathroom door at somebody else's house when you have to go. Whether that's for your benefit or theirs, that means you understand that nobody really wants to see somebody else pee or poop (although some website would have you believe otherwise). A lot of guys here are talking a tough game, but when it comes down to it, my guess is none of you are OK dropping a deuce in front of a group of women.

I'd poop in front of someone (I have ). Out of courtesy and respect, we close the door or don't look over the partition.

If you're in the stall next to me, or at the urinal next to me and you're keeping to yourself, then what's the problem? It's like these bathroom laws. I think people ,naturally, don't want to be uncomfortable or make others uncomfortable. Let's keep to ourselves, respect people and their privacy. Mind your own business when you're launching a sewer pickle.

Just wash your hands afterwards.

It sounds like you're talking about a mens room Catfish. I have no problem doing my business there. But would you drop in front of your mother-in-law? I'm sure if gender neutral bathrooms become the norm, each generation will be more comfortable with them.

You have to again keep in mind that my experience (and complaint) with this was TWO bathrooms, right next to each other, formerly men's and women's, now both gender neutral. It wasn't a case a single bathroom where either men or women would have to hunt for one. I don't care if a woman who identifies as a man wants to use the men's room. The issue is both bathrooms were full of women who identified as women. If not wanting to shit in front of a bunch of women who I know makes me odd, then I'm odd. My guess is I'm in the 90%.

[Ibanez]

I'd poop in front of someone (I have ). Out of courtesy and respect, we close the door or don't look over the partition.

If you're in the stall next to me, or at the urinal next to me and you're keeping to yourself, then what's the problem? It's like these bathroom laws. I think people ,naturally, don't want to be uncomfortable or make others uncomfortable. Let's keep to ourselves, respect people and their privacy. Mind your own business when you're launching a sewer pickle.

Just wash your hands afterwards.

It sounds like you're talking about a mens room Catfish. I have no problem doing my business there. But would you drop in front of your mother-in-law? I'm sure if gender neutral bathrooms become the norm, each generation will be more comfortable with them.

You have to again keep in mind that my experience (and complaint) with this was TWO bathrooms, right next to each other, formerly men's and women's, now both gender neutral. It wasn't a case a single bathroom where either men or women would have to hunt for one. I don't care if a woman who identifies as a man wants to use the men's room. The issue is both bathrooms were full of women who identified as women. If not wanting to shit in front of a bunch of women who I know makes me odd, then I'm odd. My guess is I'm in the 90%.

I don't see your POV as odd. Your position makes sense to me. I'm just saying, having been in situations where I had to use the bathroom in front of a woman, it didn't bother me. She turned around, I did what I had to do, I washed my hands and it wasn't bad. It's a natural function.

[BDKJMU]

Who are these people that actually care about who uses the bathroom?

A couple of DC bars have gone to gender-neutral restrooms. He was drunk, but I've seen one guy get REALLY upset when he found out the restrooms were unisex. Yelled something about liberals and how it's bullshit, then got escorted out of the bar.

Otherwise, I've noticed no one cares at all.

Hanging out at gay bars I see..

[Skjellyfetti]

If not wanting to shit in front of a bunch of women who I know makes me odd, then I'm odd. My guess is I'm in the 90%.

Do they have stalls?

[AZGrizFan]

Is it satire?

Probably not. I'm glad I'm not in college these days...

It probably isn't satire.

It has to be exhausting to be offended by everything.

Had that EXACT conversation with my niece recently.

BTW, she's exhausted.

[Ibanez]

If not wanting to shit in front of a bunch of women who I know makes me odd, then I'm odd. My guess is I'm in the 90%.

Do they have stalls?

My elementary school, in the early 90s, had a couple of stalls with no doors for a few years.

[Grizalltheway]

Do they have stalls?

My elementary school, in the early 90s, had a couple of stalls with no doors for a few years.

Get a load of this fancy Nancy and his indoor plumbing

[89Hen]

If not wanting to shit in front of a bunch of women who I know makes me odd, then I'm odd. My guess is I'm in the 90%.

Do they have stalls?

[Ivytalk]

This is an uncommonly silly thread, even for this place.

[89Hen]

I'm sure all of you guys have seen this story at some point, but it still cracks me up.

The Most Embarrassing Private Jet Flight Of All Time:

Just over halfway through the flight, all the coffee in my stomach feels like it's percolating its way down into my lower intestine. I hunker down and try and focus on other things. What feels like an hour, but probably isn't more than twenty minutes, passes. We then enter what turns out to be pretty violent turbulence. With each bounce, I have to fight my body, trying not to shit my pants. "Thirty minutes to landing, maybe forty five" I try and tell myself, each jostle a gamble I can't afford to lose. I signal to [the flight attendant] and she heads toward me.

"Excuse me, where is the bathroom, because I don't see a door?" I ask while still devoting considerable energy to fighting off what starts to feel like someone shook a seltzer bottle and shoved it up my ass. She looks at me, bemused, and says, "Well, we don't really have one per se." She continues, "Technically, we have one, but it's really just for emergencies. Don't worry, we're landing shortly anyway."

"I'm pretty sure this qualifies as an emergency," I manage to mutter through my grimace. I can see the fear in her face as she points nervously to the back seat. The turbulence outside is matched only by the cyclone that is ravaging my bowels. She points to the back of the plane and says, "There. The toilet is there." For a brief instant, relief passes over my face. She continues, "If you pull away the leather cushion from that seat, it's under there. There's a small privacy screen that pulls up around it, but that's it." At this point, I was committed. She had just lit the dynamite and the mine shaft was set to blow.

I turn to look where she is pointing and I get the urge to cry. I do cry, but my face is so tightly clenched it makes no difference. The "toilet" seat is occupied by the CFO, i.e. our fucking client. Our fucking female fucking client!

Up to this point, nobody has observed my struggle or my exchange with the flight attendant. "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." That's all I can say as I limp toward her like Quasimodo impersonating a penguin, and begin my explanation. Of course, as soon as my competitors see me talking to the CFO, they all perk up to find out what the hell I'm doing.

Given my jovial nature and fun-loving attitude thus far on the roadshow, almost everybody thinks I'm joking. She, however, knows right away that I am anything but and jumps up, moving quickly to where I had been sitting. I now had to remove the seat top – no easy task when you can barely stand upright, are getting tossed around like a hoodrat at a block party, and are fighting against a gastrointestinal Mt. Vesuvius.

I manage to peel back the leather seat top to find a rather luxurious looking commode, with a nice cherry or walnut frame. It had obviously never been used, ever. Why this moment of clarity came to me, I do not know. Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation. The lament lasted only a second as I was quickly back to concentrating on the tiny muscle that stood between me and molten hot lava.

I reach down and pull up the privacy screens, with only seconds to spare before I erupt. It's an alka-seltzer bomb, nothing but air and liquid spraying out in all directions – a Jackson Pollock masterpiece. The pressure is now reversed. I feel like I'm going to have a stroke, I push so hard to end the relief, the tormented sublime relief.

"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." My apologies do nothing to drown out the heinous noises that seem to carry on and reverberate throughout the small cabin indefinitely. If that's not bad enough, I have one more major problem. The privacy screen stops right around shoulder level. I am sitting there, a disembodied head, in the back of the plane, on a bucking bronco for a toilet, all while looking my colleagues, competitors, and clients directly in the eyes. "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" briefly comes to mind.

I literally could reach out with my left hand and rest it on the shoulder of the person adjacent to me. It was virtually impossible for him, or any of the others, and by others I mean high profile business partners and clients, to avert their eyes. They squirm and try not to look, inclined to do their best to carry on and pretend as if nothing out of the ordinary was happening, that they weren't sharing a stall with some guy crapping his intestines out. Releasing smelly, sweaty, shame at 100 feet per second.

"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry" is all the ashamed disembodied head can say…over and over again. Not that it mattered.

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[Skjellyfetti]

Do they have stalls?

Well, if you're uncomfortable... Imagine how uncomfortable that poor bastard is taking a dump while you're snapping pictures.

[89Hen]

Well, if you're uncomfortable... Imagine how uncomfortable that poor bastard is taking a dump while you're snapping pictures.

I keep a crapbook of all the places I've gone.

[Ibanez]

Well, if you're uncomfortable... Imagine how uncomfortable that poor bastard is taking a dump while you're snapping pictures.

Ha. Good one.


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[Ibanez]

Well, if you're uncomfortable... Imagine how uncomfortable that poor bastard is taking a dump while you're snapping pictures.

I keep a crapbook of all the places I've gone.

Do you have any publishers interested?


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[89Hen]

I keep a crapbook of all the places I've gone.

Do you have any publishers interested?

CrapperCollins and Simon and Scheisser are both interested

[Ivytalk]

Do you have any publishers interested?

CrapperCollins and Simon and Scheisser are both interested

I see what you did there!

Don't forget Doubledeuce....

[Ibanez]

CrapperCollins and Simon and Scheisser are both interested

I see what you did there!

Don't forget Doubledeuce....

See, you aren't even trying to be creative.

[andy7171]