The Updated Promise List: V1.0

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The Updated Promise List: V1.0

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I will create new and better Healthcare Program.

I will build a wall across the Mexican border.

I will include a citizenship question on the 2020 Census.

I will order ICE to begin raids after July 4th that will deport millions of illegal aliens.

I will overturn Obamacare on day 1 of my presidency.

I will ban all Muslims from entering the US.

I will negotiate a nuclear free Korean peninsula.

I will put a 25% tariff on all Chinese imports.

I will get Mexico and Canada to agree to a new trade pact.

I will negotiate a new Mideast peace plan.

I will prevent Huewei from doing business in the United States.

I will deport more illegals than Obama ever did.

I will stop Iran from enriching uranium.

I will label China a currency manipulator.

I will order the Justice Dept to reopen the investigation of Hillary Clinton.

I will balance the federal budget 'fairly quickly'.

I will push for a constitutional amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress.

I will bring back waterboarding.

I will establish a commission on radical Islam.

I will allow individuals to deduct health insurance payments from their taxes.

I will lower drug costs by making drug companies list prices in ads.

I will lower drug costs by cracking down on fake drug rebates.

I will repeal the alternative minimum tax.

I will cancel all funding for sanctuary cities.

I will release my tax returns as soon as the audit is finished.

I will return manufacturing back to the US

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Where did this list come from?
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Ah, the good old days before Trump when promises by politicians weren't just bluster and pandering.
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We stopped waterboarding?
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