The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the Assholes in Washington.
All you overly serious fucks try and take this for the humor in which it was intended.
"Ah fuck. You are right." KYJelly, 11/6/12
"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." Barack Obama, 9/25/12
Do the oncologists think the costs will continuously multiply and spread until it starts to bankrupt the country and ruin other parts of the public sector?
Bah...who cares what they think. They are evil greedy rich folks with two homes .
Pwns wrote:Do the oncologists think the costs will continuously multiply and spread until it starts to bankrupt the country and ruin other parts of the public sector?
Bah...who cares what they think. They are evil greedy rich folks with two homes .
Yeah, and their un-American because they don't pay more than half of everything they make to support all the worthless people who didn't have the balls, brains, or willpower to work hard enough to be successful. How dare they want to keep at least half of what they've worked so hard to produce. Selfish bastards.
Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.
.
