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Simple, Irrefutable Conk Logic

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Donks hate Conks.
Conks are Americans.
Ergo, Donks hate Americans.




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Conks hate Donks
Donks are anti-American
Ergo, Conks are American


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Conks love Conks
Conks are fat, old white guys
Conks enjoy sex with fat, old white guys.
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Skjellyfetti wrote:Conks love Conks
Conks are fat, old white guys
Conks enjoy sex with fat, old white guys.
Irrefutable... :coffee:
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Cleets Part 2 wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:Conks love Conks
Conks are fat, old white guys
Conks enjoy sex with fat, old white guys.
Irrefutable... :coffee:
As you've been irrefutably proven to be Un-American, your opinions hold no water. :coffee:
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Skjellyfetti wrote:Conks love Conks
Conks are fat, old white guys
Conks enjoy sex with fat, old white guys.
Glad I'm not fat :D
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OL FU wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:Conks love Conks
Conks are fat, old white guys
Conks enjoy sex with fat, old white guys.
Glad I'm not fat :D
Glad I'm not old.
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AZGrizFan wrote:
OL FU wrote:
Glad I'm not fat :D
Glad I'm not old.
Yeeeahh, Glad I'm not Bill Lumbergh
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JMU DJ wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Glad I'm not old.
Yeeeahh, Glad I'm not Bill Lumbergh
Yeeeahh..... :coffee:
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JMU DJ wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Glad I'm not old.
Yeeeahh, Glad I'm not Bill Lumbergh
You wouldn't want to put on the "O" face with Jennifer Anniston?

Makin' this too easy...
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Rob Iola wrote:
JMU DJ wrote:
Yeeeahh, Glad I'm not Bill Lumbergh
You wouldn't want to put on the "O" face with Jennifer Anniston?

Makin' this too easy...
You've got the wrong Lumbergh :shake:
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Skjellyfetti wrote:Conks love Conks
Conks are fat, old white guys
Conks enjoy sex with fat, old white guys.
Say, don't Donks love children, or at least claim to love them more than conks do? :)
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Conk > Donk.
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JMU DJ wrote:
Rob Iola wrote: You wouldn't want to put on the "O" face with Jennifer Anniston?

Makin' this too easy...
You've got the wrong Lumbergh :shake:
You're forgetting the dream (nightmare?) sequence...

What other Bill Lumbergh are you referring to?
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Rob Iola wrote:
JMU DJ wrote:
You've got the wrong Lumbergh :shake:
You're forgetting the dream (nightmare?) sequence...

What other Bill Lumbergh are you referring to?
It wasn't him that did Anniston. :coffee:
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AZGrizFan wrote:
Cleets Part 2 wrote:
Irrefutable... :coffee:
As you've been irrefutably proven to be Un-American, your opinions hold no water. :coffee:

At least he doesn't lie and often backs up his assertions with facts. :geek:
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D1B wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
As you've been irrefutably proven to be Un-American, your opinions hold no water. :coffee:

At least he doesn't lie and often backs up his assertions with facts. :geek:
Right. Neither he nor you have posted a link in your life. Unless it involved something regarding atheism, which is the only topic you apparently know anything about.
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AZGrizFan wrote:
D1B wrote:

At least he doesn't lie and often backs up his assertions with facts. :geek:
Right. Neither he nor you have posted a link in your life. Unless it involved something regarding atheism, which is the only topic you apparently know anything about.

:rofl:

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Cleets Part 2 wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Right. Neither he nor you have posted a link in your life. Unless it involved something regarding atheism, which is the only topic you apparently know anything about.

:rofl:

I love how grumpy you are... (all the time) and yet.. funny
You're goddamned right I'm funny. :coffee:
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Sarah Palin has a hairy pussy.
Conks like hairy pussy.
AZGrizFan is a hairy pussy.


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Cap'n Cat wrote:Sarah Palin has a hairy pussy.
Conks like hairy pussy.
AZGrizFan is a hairy pussy.


:nod:
True
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Not that hairy.
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Cap'n Cat wrote:Sarah Palin has a hairy pussy.
Conks like hairy pussy.
AZGrizFan is a hairy pussy.


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Rob Iola wrote: You're forgetting the dream (nightmare?) sequence...

What other Bill Lumbergh are you referring to?

Yeeeeah, that was Bill Lumbergh humping a non-descript leg.... it was the other Lumbergh who fucked her.
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