........porn chicks wearing crucifixes.
What do you think Jesus would say about that? Think those chicks are going to heaven? After all, God is all-loving and stuff.
When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
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Ivytalk
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Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
"Then the Lord saith to Marilyn Chambers, 'Get thee on my right hand.' To Jenna Jameson, he speaketh thus, 'Gettest thou on my left hand.' And behold, there was a Holy Threesome." -- Revelation 234:48
And, yes, I am going straight to hell.
And, yes, I am going straight to hell.
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Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
i for one will need some visual evidence
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Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Ivytalk wrote: And, yes, I am going straight to hell.
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Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Those same chicks also have dicks, don't they, Cap'n?Cap'n Cat wrote:........porn chicks wearing crucifixes.
What do you think Jesus would say about that? Think those chicks are going to heaven? After all, God is all-loving and stuff.
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Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
The Vatican secretly runs the entire adult film industry. 
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Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Pwns wrote:The Vatican secretly runs the entire adult film industry.
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Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
god is like Hugh Hefner.... not only are they all going to heaven, there gonna be "sleeping" in his bed.
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Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Me, too. I almost wanna go so I can kick cap's ass.Ivytalk wrote:"Then the Lord saith to Marilyn Chambers, 'Get thee on my right hand.' To Jenna Jameson, he speaketh thus, 'Gettest thou on my left hand.' And behold, there was a Holy Threesome." -- Revelation 234:48
And, yes, I am going straight to hell.
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YT is not a communist. He's just a ...young pup.
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native wrote:Me, too. I almost wanna go so I can kick cap's ass.Ivytalk wrote:"Then the Lord saith to Marilyn Chambers, 'Get thee on my right hand.' To Jenna Jameson, he speaketh thus, 'Gettest thou on my left hand.' And behold, there was a Holy Threesome." -- Revelation 234:48
And, yes, I am going straight to hell.
You'd die tryin', Squirt, but I admire your balls for even thinking that. Here's a dime, go get yourself a Grape Nehi.
