Wolf kills teacher

[hank scorpio]

In a similar story, another jackass from back east dies while experiencing oneness with nature in Alaska.

Those are some of my favorite bedtime stories.

"Into The Wild" should have won an academy award for portrayal of a lovable but none the less dumb victim of the wilderness.

+1

[BlueHen86]

I've never called an geographical entire section of the country "jackasses".

I don't know if the deceased was a jackass or not, but just because she's from the east, doesn't make her one.

Fair enough, I'll rephrase, "A jackass from back east, " as opposed to "another jackass from back east."

Still wrong. I am a jackass from back east, I don't know if this teacher was or not.

[grizzaholic]

Just following your lead, mooch. And nothing gay here, so you are dismissed.

If you were really following his lead, the thread would have titled "Gay Wolf kills teacher" or "Wolf kills teacher for being gay".

DAMN. I knew there was something I didn't post. SHIT.

[AZGrizFan]

Those are some of my favorite bedtime stories.

"Into The Wild" should have won an academy award for portrayal of a lovable but none the less dumb victim of the wilderness.

+1

+2.

I laughed when I read the book. I laugh every time I watch the movie.

Darwin's theory in action.

[AZGrizFan]

Fair enough, I'll rephrase, "A jackass from back east, " as opposed to "another jackass from back east."

Still wrong. I am a jackass from back east, I don't know if this teacher was or not.

Thank you, Ron Obvious.

[hank scorpio]

+1

+2.

I laughed when I read the book. I laugh every time I watch the movie.

Darwin's theory in action.

+3

[grizzaholic]

http://missoulian.com/news/state-and-re ... 002e0.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Wolves likely killed a teacher jogging alone along a rural Alaska village road, public safety officials said Thursday.

The Alaska State Medical Examiner listed "multiple injuries due to animal mauling" as the cause of death for Candice Berner, 32, a special education teacher from Pennsylvania who began working in Alaska in August. Her body was found off the road a mile outside the village of Chignik Bay on the Alaska Peninsula, which is about 474 miles southwest of Anchorage.

[grizzaholic]

I hope wolves start killing more people.

[houndawg]

I hope wolves start killing more people.

Overpopulation is the Earth's biggest problem.

[SeattleGriz]

+2.

I laughed when I read the book. I laugh every time I watch the movie.

Darwin's theory in action.

+3

DAMMIT!!!! I only made it halfway through that movie the other day and had to stop watching it. I was going to finish this weekend!! DAMMIT!!!!

[AZGrizFan]

+3

DAMMIT!!!! I only made it halfway through that movie the other day and had to stop watching it. I was going to finish this weekend!! DAMMIT!!!!

That movie should win the Oscar for best comedy. Funny as fuck.

[andy7171]

Excellent hijack, Grizza...

Well I am just showing all of you CAA/SO-CON guys that the fella's from the West Coast can hijack with the best of them.

What coast are you on?

[grizzaholic]

Well I am just showing all of you CAA/SO-CON guys that the fella's from the West Coast can hijack with the best of them.

What coast are you on?

Well once the Big One hits and with all of this Global Warming, Western Montana should have some nice ocean front property in about a year and a half.

[ASUG8]

What coast are you on?

Well once the Big One hits and with all of this Global Warming, Western Montana should have some nice ocean front property in about a year and a half.

You guys might be a hole in the ground if Yellowstone goes off...

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

If that happened the cats would use that as the excuse why they didnt beat the Griz yet again.........

[grizzaholic]

Well once the Big One hits and with all of this Global Warming, Western Montana should have some nice ocean front property in about a year and a half.

You guys might be a hole in the ground if Yellowstone goes off...

I was talking about California falling into the ocean. If Yellowstone goes, we all are in trouble.

[ASUG8]

You guys might be a hole in the ground if Yellowstone goes off...

I was talking about California falling into the ocean. If Yellowstone goes, we all are in trouble.

I know, I'm just pulling a bandl hijack.

[Appaholic]

I hope wolves start killing more people.

+1

[ASUG8]

Don't have wolves here, but it seems coyotes are snatching up some pets...

http://www.wyff4.com/news/22811098/detail.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

DNR said that coyotes will scale even tall privacy fences to get at food or prey.

"My big fence in the back yard would keep in Great Danes, but it wouldn't keep out coyotes," DeVorsey said.

"This sounds like it's going to be a permanent part of living in this area, which is real sad," she said.

[Appaholic]

Don't have wolves here, but it seems coyotes are snatching up some pets...

http://www.wyff4.com/news/22811098/detail.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

DNR said that coyotes will scale even tall privacy fences to get at food or prey.

"My big fence in the back yard would keep in Great Danes, but it wouldn't keep out coyotes," DeVorsey said.

"This sounds like it's going to be a permanent part of living in this area, which is real sad," she said.

That's why you need....

http://www.coyoteroller.com/photo_gallery

[travelinman67]

That's why you need....

http://www.coyoteroller.com/photo_gallery

Saw "coyoteroller..." and thought you were talking about...

[89Hen]

so what you posted says it may have been a wolf, but you felt comfortable enough making it fact in your thread title.

Most blatant pot/kettle statement ever made on the internets.