Newt Gingrich is a 14 year old girl

[Skjellyfetti]

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I can't imagine a dude near his 60's sitting down at his computer typing that out on twitter.

[dbackjon]

[Chizzang]

He's near 60..!!!
Jeezus if I look like that at 60 somebody please just shoot me - I would have guessed late 60's

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

I am not a fan of NG but I met him once before a show we were taping for a TV station I worked at.

Dude is a pretty cool and gracious guy. He is a huge history buff and very quick witted in debate.

Flame away

[BlueHen86]

I am not a fan of NG but I met him once before a show we were taping for a TV station I worked at.

Dude is a pretty cool and gracious guy. He is a huge history buff and very quick witted in debate.

Flame away

I am a fan of NG, glad to hear that he is cool guy.

I like your sig, but I think it would be funnier if it read: Jimmy Carter, now available in black.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

I like it.

Either of them work.

[houndawg]

I am not a fan of NG but I met him once before a show we were taping for a TV station I worked at.

Dude is a pretty cool and gracious guy. He is a huge history buff and very quick witted in debate.

Flame away

Anybody with the stones to divorce his wife on her deathbed probably has the right stuff for national politics.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Nope, that shows efficiency and thats definitely not government related.

[Chizzang]

Anybody with the stones to divorce his wife on her deathbed probably has the right stuff for national politics.

You are aware he divorced her as you say on her death bed
but are you aware he also collected the life insurance policy on her... and that is a FACT

Can anybody say: Gee, that smells like a Politician..?

[houndawg]

Anybody with the stones to divorce his wife on her deathbed probably has the right stuff for national politics.

You are aware he divorced her as you say on her death bed
but are you aware he also collected the life insurance policy on her... and that is a FACT

Can anybody say: Gee, that smells like a Politician..?

No I wasn't aware of that, but it makes sense, the chick that he was shacking up with while his wife was in the hospital dying of cancer alone looked like she was high maintenance......

Are you aware that Newt is the only author to write a porno story using the word "athwart"?

"...kneeling athwart her lovers shoulders...." Gives me a woody just saying it.

[kalm]

You are aware he divorced her as you say on her death bed
but are you aware he also collected the life insurance policy on her... and that is a FACT

Can anybody say: Gee, that smells like a Politician..?

No I wasn't aware of that, but it makes sense, the chick that he was shacking up with while his wife was in the hospital dying of cancer alone looked like she was high maintenance......

Are you aware that Newt is the only author to write a porno story using the word "athwart"?

"...kneeling athwart her lovers shoulders...." Gives me a woody just saying it.

For a second there I thought you had spelled asswart but with a lisp and I was going to cry bullshit on that assertion.

[houndawg]

No I wasn't aware of that, but it makes sense, the chick that he was shacking up with while his wife was in the hospital dying of cancer alone looked like she was high maintenance......

Are you aware that Newt is the only author to write a porno story using the word "athwart"?

"...kneeling athwart her lovers shoulders...." Gives me a woody just saying it.

For a second there I thought you had spelled asswart but with a lisp and I was going to cry bullshit on that assertion.

I guess technically it isn't porn but it's written just as poorly. "1945" by Gingrich and ghostwriter.