the lemon picker
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OSBF
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the lemon picker
you hear about the little old lady in Florida that wanted to take on a part-time job to supplement her SS after her 3rd husband died? She went to the local orchard and applied for a job as a lemon picker. The foreman asked her if she had any experience picking lemons. She replied, "Honey, I been divorced twice, bought an Edsel, a Pinto, and a Pacer, voted for Busch twice and Obama once, I know how to pick lemons."
"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew on your ass all day."
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OSBF
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Re: the lemon picker
not if she was whiteRob Iola wrote:Did she have to prove her citizenship?
"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew on your ass all day."
Re: the lemon picker
whew! good to know that good ol' fashioned made-in-the-Eurocentric US of A skin pigmentation (or lack thereof) still counts for something...OSBF wrote:not if she was whiteRob Iola wrote:Did she have to prove her citizenship?
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Re: the lemon picker
Nah, she didn't have the smell...Rob Iola wrote:Did she have to prove her citizenship?
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