Study: Liberals Recycle More Than Conks...89Hen Fails Again

[Cap'n Cat]

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JOM Journal of the Minerals, Metals and Materials Society:

"Based on the findings of previously conducted research programs, recyclers in the U.S. population are reportedly older, wealthier, living in households with fewer members, and more liberal in political orientation.



89Hen fails again. Why he is allowed to stay here, spewing his Conk sh*t his beyond reason.





"I recycle more in one day than 89Hen will in his lifetime."

[ASUG8]

I like pie.

[Col Hogan]

Anytime you want to go toe-to-toe on Green stuff...let me know...

[Cap'n Cat]

Anytime you want to go toe-to-toe on Green stuff...let me know...

You're unarmed, you old, Mr. Magoo-lookin' ass motherfvcker. Stick to football, geezer.

[BlueHen86]

Well, the conks did recycle George W. Bush in 2004.

[Cap'n Cat]

Well, the conks did recycle George W. Bush in 2004.

They been recycling that Reagan bullsh*t for 15 years.

[Gil Dobie]

http://www.springerlink.com/content/b56464k1k61mw4lj/

JOM Journal of the Minerals, Metals and Materials Society:

"Based on the findings of previously conducted research programs, recyclers in the U.S. population are reportedly older, wealthier, living in households with fewer members, and more liberal in political orientation.



89Hen fails again. Why he is allowed to stay here, spewing his Conk sh*t his beyond reason.





"I recycle more in one day than 89Hen will in his lifetime."

More liberal doesn't mean liberal, I'm more liberal in my politics than the Cap'n, but he portraits himself as a Donk and me as a Conk. Make a list and we'll see who is further right or further left, if you dare.

[Col Hogan]

Anytime you want to go toe-to-toe on Green stuff...let me know...

You're unarmed, you old, Mr. Magoo-lookin' ass motherfvcker. Stick to football, geezer.

SInce you went to name calling right away, I take it you won't accept my challenge...

Figures...all mouth...no action...

[Cap'n Cat]

You're unarmed, you old, Mr. Magoo-lookin' ass motherfvcker. Stick to football, geezer.

SInce you went to name calling right away, I take it you won't accept my challenge...

Figures...all mouth...no action...

We're not going to engage, because neither will change the other's mind, Socrates, and we'll waste good bandwidth that could be spent better talking about Me.

And, Gil, you're a Conk, and you know it.

[D1B]

SInce you went to name calling right away, I take it you won't accept my challenge...

Figures...all mouth...no action...

We're not going to engage, because neither will change the other's mind, Socrates, and we'll waste good bandwidth that could be spent better talking about Me.

And, Gil, you're a Conk, and you know it.

[Col Hogan]

SInce you went to name calling right away, I take it you won't accept my challenge...

Figures...all mouth...no action...

We're not going to engage, because neither will change the other's mind, Socrates, and we'll waste good bandwidth that could be spent better talking about Me.

I'm unarmed...what you afraid of, pussy cat...

[Gil Dobie]

We're not going to engage, because neither will change the other's mind, Socrates, and we'll waste good bandwidth that could be spent better talking about Me.

And, Gil, you're a Conk, and you know it.

Only in the eyes of atheist.

[D1B]

Only in the eyes of atheist.

Gil, like being an atheist is a bad thing? Come on, you are the fools writing checks to priests and praying to ghosts.

[Gil Dobie]

Only in the eyes of atheist.

Gil, like being an atheist is a bad thing? Come on, you are the fools writing checks to priests and praying to ghosts.

Your paint brush of people that don't agree with your beliefs is a bad, hateful thing.

[∞∞∞]

What does it matter if liberals recycle more than "conks?" Isn't recycling (and community service in general) something you just do quietly for the good of Earth/people, and not something you brag about or use as an excuse to make yourself feel morally superior to others?

[Cap'n Cat]

What does it matter if liberals recycle more than "conks?" Isn't recycling (and community service in general) something you just do quietly for the good of Earth/people, and not something you brag about or use as an excuse to make yourself feel morally superior to others?

This comes out of another thread, Lady Monarch. Take it easy.

And Linerals ARE morally superior to Conklodytes.

[Cap'n Cat]

We're not going to engage, because neither will change the other's mind, Socrates, and we'll waste good bandwidth that could be spent better talking about Me.

I'm unarmed...what you afraid of, pussy cat...

You're an old dork with an old dork perspective and old Conk dork citations. It's no use. You'd be befuddled 3 posts into it and have a(nother) seizure.

[Gil Dobie]

What does it matter if liberals recycle more than "conks?" Isn't recycling (and community service in general) something you just do quietly for the good of Earth/people, and not something you brag about or use as an excuse to make yourself feel morally superior to others?

Typically yes, but this is a messageboard where we generally pull each other chain for shiats and giggles.

[Col Hogan]

I'm unarmed...what you afraid of, pussy cat...

You're an old dork with an old dork perspective and old Conk dork citations. It's no use. You'd be befuddled 3 posts into it and have a(nother) seizure.

You are such a big pussy...you're great at insulting...

And even though I'm ten years older than you, why don't we go running for a few miles...see who has a seizure first...

Go back to pounding your pudd....it's the only job you can hold on to and seems its the only thing you take seriously, wuss...

[Cap'n Cat]

You're an old dork with an old dork perspective and old Conk dork citations. It's no use. You'd be befuddled 3 posts into it and have a(nother) seizure.

You are such a big pussy...you're great at insulting...

And even though I'm ten years older than you, why don't we go running for a few miles...see who has a seizure first...

Go back to pounding your pudd....it's the only job you can hold on to and seems its the only thing you take seriously, wuss...

Go to the Virginia game today and bang your daughter-in-law, your old fart.

[kalm]

Teddy Roosevelt created the national park system, Richard Nixon started the EPA, and I have countless conk friends who recycle. Much of it has to do with standard of living - people who lived through the depression for example, conserved out of neccessity. On the other hand, people who grew up with everything might recycle due to ideology (limosine liberals), but their overly consumptive life style far outweighs their recycling.

However, the concepts of perpetual growth and deregulation, while being shared by some on both sides of the political spectrum tend to be stronger with the conks.

Definition of CONSERVE
1: to keep in a safe or sound state <he conserved his inheritance>; especially : to avoid wasteful or destructive use of <conserve natural resources>

con·serv·a·tive   /kənˈsɜrvətɪv/ Show Spelled[kuhn-sur-vuh-tiv]
noun
8. a person who is conservative in principles, actions, habits, etc.

Cappy's right, conservative might be the greatest misnomer in the english language.