Interesting Response to the Troop of Sexual Assaulters

[SuperHornet]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/11/blog ... creenings/

[houndawg]

Yeah baby! Lift up your kilt and make suggestive movements with the pelvis.

[SuperHornet]

Given the season of the year, I was a little weirded out last night when the evening news from various outlets mentioned the bikini-clad chick at LAX and the dude in Speedos at SLC.

What were you guys THINKING?!?

[CID1990]

I'd wear one of my kilts if the things were'nt so dang uncomfortable to sit in a plane seat for hours.

If I wore mine, rest assured I'd do a bunch of jumping jacks to work up a good batch of dew on my sack just prior to getting searched.

[houndawg]

I'd wear one of my kilts if the things were'nt so dang uncomfortable to sit in a plane seat for hours.

If I wore mine, rest assured I'd do a bunch of jumping jacks to work up a good batch of dew on my sack just prior to getting searched.

That's it. For Christmas I will be requesting a genuine Scots kilt in the plaid associated with my family name.

[Grizo406]

I'd wear one of my kilts if the things were'nt so dang uncomfortable to sit in a plane seat for hours.

If I wore mine, rest assured I'd do a bunch of jumping jacks to work up a good batch of dew on my sack just prior to getting searched.

Nice to know someone else wears one besides me!

I've never had a problem weain' one on a plane. Where I run into problems is when it rains...my kilt soaks that stuff up like a sponge. It reeks havoc on my old ass hips, because said kilt gets so f'n heavy.

I don't really care, because I look so damn good when I wear mine...rain or shine!!

[Ivytalk]

I'd wear one of my kilts if the things were'nt so dang uncomfortable to sit in a plane seat for hours.

If I wore mine, rest assured I'd do a bunch of jumping jacks to work up a good batch of dew on my sack just prior to getting searched.

That's it. For Christmas I will be requesting a genuine Scots kilt in the plaid associated with my family name.

The Clan MacHoundawg??

[CID1990]

The problem with long term kilt wear (for me, at least) is that after a while the head of my pee pee gets chafed and sensitive.

Sort of like D1B's at a little league game.

[Ivytalk]

The problem with long term kilt wear (for me, at least) is that after a while the head of my pee pee gets chafed and sensitive.

Sort of like D1B's at a little league game.

Or D1B's at a Maryknoll Jesuit initiation ceremony.

[SuperHornet]

That's disgusting, Ivy. Don't you know that a deceased Vietnam MOH recipient came out of Maryknoll?!?

For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty as Chaplain of the 3d Battalion, in connection with operations against enemy forces. In response to reports that the 2d Platoon of M Company was in danger of being overrun by a massed enemy assaulting force, Lt. Capodanno left the relative safety of the company command post and ran through an open area raked with fire, directly to the beleaguered platoon. Disregarding the intense enemy small-arms, automatic-weapons, and mortar fire, he moved about the battlefield administering last rites to the dying and giving medical aid to the wounded. When an exploding mortar round inflicted painful multiple wounds to his arms and legs, and severed a portion of his right hand, he steadfastly refused all medical aid. Instead, he directed the corpsmen to help their wounded comrades and, with calm vigor, continued to move about the battlefield as he provided encouragement by voice and example to the valiant Marines. Upon encountering a wounded corpsman in the direct line of fire of an enemy machine gunner positioned approximately 15 yards away, Lt. Capodanno rushed a daring attempt to aid and assist the mortally wounded corpsman. At that instant, only inches from his goal, he was struck down by a burst of machine gun fire. By his heroic conduct on the battlefield, and his inspiring example, Lt. Capodanno upheld the finest traditions of the U.S. Naval Service. He gallantly gave his life in the cause of freedom.

Navy and Marine chapels have been named for this man of God.

From VincentCapodanno.org.

[Ivytalk]

That's disgusting, Ivy. Don't you know that a deceased Vietnam MOH recipient came out of Maryknoll?!?

For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty as Chaplain of the 3d Battalion, in connection with operations against enemy forces. In response to reports that the 2d Platoon of M Company was in danger of being overrun by a massed enemy assaulting force, Lt. Capodanno left the relative safety of the company command post and ran through an open area raked with fire, directly to the beleaguered platoon. Disregarding the intense enemy small-arms, automatic-weapons, and mortar fire, he moved about the battlefield administering last rites to the dying and giving medical aid to the wounded. When an exploding mortar round inflicted painful multiple wounds to his arms and legs, and severed a portion of his right hand, he steadfastly refused all medical aid. Instead, he directed the corpsmen to help their wounded comrades and, with calm vigor, continued to move about the battlefield as he provided encouragement by voice and example to the valiant Marines. Upon encountering a wounded corpsman in the direct line of fire of an enemy machine gunner positioned approximately 15 yards away, Lt. Capodanno rushed a daring attempt to aid and assist the mortally wounded corpsman. At that instant, only inches from his goal, he was struck down by a burst of machine gun fire. By his heroic conduct on the battlefield, and his inspiring example, Lt. Capodanno upheld the finest traditions of the U.S. Naval Service. He gallantly gave his life in the cause of freedom.

Navy and Marine chapels have been named for this man of God.

From VincentCapodanno.org.

Superhornet, you're taking yourself far too seriously. And you're too much of a newbie to appreciate it. So piss off.

[93henfan]

That's disgusting, Ivy. Don't you know that a deceased Vietnam MOH recipient came out of Maryknoll?!?

Yeah, didn't everyone know that? Jeez, Ivy. WTF?

[Ivytalk]

That's disgusting, Ivy. Don't you know that a deceased Vietnam MOH recipient came out of Maryknoll?!?

Yeah, didn't everyone know that? Jeez, Ivy. WTF?

Blew right by my radar screen, 93.

Little help, D!B? YOU COWARD!

[SuperHornet]

So I'm a newbie? I've been on these boards from the beginning, Mr. 2009. So go jump in a lake.

[Ivytalk]

So I'm a newbie? I've been on these boards from the beginning, Mr. 2009. So go jump in a lake.

Ow. That hurt.

[93henfan]

So go jump in a lake.

Fail. The proper retort for a 2009 poster from a 2007 poster is "suck a bag of d*cks".

[Ivytalk]

So go jump in a lake.

Fail. The proper retort for a 2009 poster from a 2007 poster is "suck a bag of d*cks".

Fuggme, 93, whose side are you on?

I agree with the fail.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

So go jump in a lake.

Fail. The proper retort for a 2009 poster from a 2007 poster is "suck a bag of d*cks".

Only slightly different that the "Go chip your tooth on a wart cock!" that is the proper response to a 2010 poster from a 2007'er.

[houndawg]

That's it. For Christmas I will be requesting a genuine Scots kilt in the plaid associated with my family name.

The Clan MacHoundawg??

Yeah baby!


I'm actually half Swiss but my dad's last name was Cummins. Don't even think about hitting me up for a loan.

[CID1990]

I don't know.... "go jump in a lake" has a retro feel to it.

I likey.