Cap'n Cat wrote:
Next: Moses and David sue Dubya for "Mission Accomplished", a phrase both uttered when they, respectively, slew Goliath and split the Red Sea!
You got it backwards. Moses split the Red Sea, and David bombed Pearl Harbor.
Seriously, who cares? I don't even know who this guy is. I could care less. I guess religion bashing is in this season.
Hey, how about that stock market, buddy of mine just lost his job in finance.
Yeah, humor. You're invited to go back there, too, you know. No one will miss you here.
Wow, what a cry baby douchebag. Big guy can dish it but not take it? Come on man, it was a joke, not intended to be mean spirited in the least bit, get over yourself. [Notice the laughing faces, it's meant to be for fun]
You may be right, maybe no one would miss me here, but the fact that a stupid little joke apparently pissed you off, is more reason for me stay. You know you love it. Come on Cap'n, remember the good ol days? D1B is still my boy, DON'T QUIT ME!
Appalachian State Mountaineers:
National Champions: 2005, 2006, and 2007 Southern Conference Champions: 1986, 1987, 1991, 1995, 1999, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2012
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! WE'RE GONNA SHOUT IT! NOTHING'S HOTTER THAN A-S-U!
You know you love it. Come on Cap'n, remember the good ol days? D1B is still my boy, DON'T QUIT ME! 
