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Always thought it was because of all his fishing stories..
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I always assumed he took one up the pooper from a gay priest as a kid and is holding a grudge
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Bronco wrote:I always assumed he took one up the pooper from a gay priest as a kid and is holding a grudge
Good call Bronkster, but nah. I don't hate jesus, I hate the religious indu$try that uses him, especially christian fundamentalists and the leadership of the catholic church.

Jesus, as portrayed in the bible, did not exist either. He's a fabrication.
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Thought of you when I saw this quote

"And when people question my atheism, my standard answer is "Five bullets into John and NONE into Yoko??"
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Bronco wrote:Thought of you when I saw this quote

"And when people question my atheism, my standard answer is "Five bullets into John and NONE into Yoko??"
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D1B wrote:
Bronco wrote:I always assumed he took one up the pooper from a gay priest as a kid and is holding a grudge
Good call Bronkster, but nah. I don't hate jesus, I hate the religious indu$try that uses him, especially christian fundamentalists and the leadership of the catholic church.

Jesus, as portrayed in the bible, did not exist either. He's a fabrication.
Well that settles it. Joe Sh!tbag Pothead the Ragman from the Midwest has answered the question. Somebody call the Discovery Channel.

BTW the Bishop in the Bunghole scenario is the simplest one. Been saying that for months. I'll bet D1B's rants on here coincide exactly with each time he pops a hemmorhoid.
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CID1990 wrote:
D1B wrote:
Good call Bronkster, but nah. I don't hate jesus, I hate the religious indu$try that uses him, especially christian fundamentalists and the leadership of the catholic church.

Jesus, as portrayed in the bible, did not exist either. He's a fabrication.
Well that settles it. Joe Sh!tbag Pothead the Ragman from the Midwest has answered the question. Somebody call the Discovery Channel.

BTW the Bishop in the Bunghole scenario is the simplest one. Been saying that for months. I'll bet D1B's rants on here coincide exactly with each time he pops a hemmorhoid.
Great. Either way the church is a beast of a criminal enterprise.
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Bronco wrote:Thought of you when I saw this quote

"And when people question my atheism, my standard answer is "Five bullets into John and NONE into Yoko??"
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