So, I gotta share this with you...a funny Cheney story...
Last night, I'm heading into a local supermarket...as I walk towards the store entrance, a father is arguing with his 14 - 15 year old daughter...not mad argue, but exasperated argue...I hear him say "OK, go if you want"...and she goes dancing back towards the store...
As I turn to enter, she's dancing like she's about to wet her pants...and says to me "He's in there...Dick Cheney is really in the store"...
I turn and see a guy coming out who slightly resembles Cheney pushing a grocery cart...and the girls starts dancing harded...and waving at this guy...and I hear her say HI (kinda like she was saying hi to a rock star)...
The guy got this reall strang look on his face, and that's when I disappeared into the store...