The Ivytalk / Chizzang: Trump Takes the Gold thread

[Ivytalk]

Hey, Chizz, getting ready for the big debate tonight?

[Chizzang]

Hey, Chizz, getting ready for the big debate tonight?

Meh...
Not really I couldn't possibly care any less
I already know all the Republican meme's and pantomimes - there's nothing new to see here

Please note: I feel the same way about the Democrats debates too...

[Ivytalk]

That 95-minute rant in Iowa will be seen as the beginning of the Great Trump Meltdown. Having seen that, no thinking voter would put that guy within a country mile of the Big Red Button.

[Skjellyfetti]

That 95-minute rant in Iowa will be seen as the beginning of the Great Trump Meltdown. Having seen that, no thinking voter would put that guy within a country mile of the Big Red Button.

Eh. People said the same thing when he made the quip about Megyn Kelly being on her period.

Republicans lap this shit up.

[Ivytalk]

That 95-minute rant in Iowa will be seen as the beginning of the Great Trump Meltdown. Having seen that, no thinking voter would put that guy within a country mile of the Big Red Button.

Eh. People said the same thing when he made the quip about Megyn Kelly being on her period.

Republicans lap this **** up.

Thus speaketh the Bard of Blowing Cock, NC.

[Ivytalk]

And the attacks in Paris give the Trumpster a chance to look...diplomatic.

[Ivytalk]

I guess I better concede now. Ann Coulter says that the Paris attacks have guaranteed Trump's election as POTUS.

[Chizzang]

I guess I better concede now. Ann Coulter says that the Paris attacks have guaranteed Trump's election as POTUS.

Yeah, Because she's always right...

[Ivytalk]

Latest NH poll shows Trump on the rise (to 22%), with Rubio tying Carson for second at 11%.

[Chizzang]

Latest NH poll shows Trump on the rise (to 22%), with Rubio tying Carson for second at 11%.

Ben "I almost killed a man" Carson...
Where's he these days..?

[kalm]

Latest NH poll shows Trump on the rise (to 22%), with Rubio tying Carson for second at 11%.

Ben "I almost killed a man" Carson...
Where's he these days..?

“Nobody has been able to sit down with him and have him get one iota of intelligent information about the Middle East,” said Duane R. Clarridge, a top adviser to Mr. Carson on terrorism and national security. He also said Mr. Carson needed weekly conference calls briefing him on foreign policy so “we can make him smart.”

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[SDHornet]

Ben "I almost killed a man" Carson...
Where's he these days..?

“Nobody has been able to sit down with him and have him get one iota of intelligent information about the Middle East,” said Duane R. Clarridge, a top adviser to Mr. Carson on terrorism and national security. He also said Mr. Carson needed weekly conference calls briefing him on foreign policy so “we can make him smart.”

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I never saw the appeal with Carson...and likely never will...

[houndawg]

Ben "I almost killed a man" Carson...
Where's he these days..?

“Nobody has been able to sit down with him and have him get one iota of intelligent information about the Middle East,” said Duane R. Clarridge, a top adviser to Mr. Carson on terrorism and national security. He also said Mr. Carson needed weekly conference calls briefing him on foreign policy so “we can make him smart.”

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Careful how you talk about Bad Ben, you could get shanked.

[kalm]

“Nobody has been able to sit down with him and have him get one iota of intelligent information about the Middle East,” said Duane R. Clarridge, a top adviser to Mr. Carson on terrorism and national security. He also said Mr. Carson needed weekly conference calls briefing him on foreign policy so “we can make him smart.”

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Careful how you talk about Bad Ben, you could get shanked.

He's working on his FP chops as we speek...

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[Ivytalk]

Careful how you talk about Bad Ben, you could get shanked.

He's working on his FP chops as we speek...

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Andy Borowitz is a funny dude. Not bad for a Harvard guy from Cleveland.

[Chizzang]

He's working on his FP chops as we speek...

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Andy Borowitz is a funny dude. Not bad for a Harvard guy from Cleveland.

A comedian is only as good as his material - and Ben Carson is a mountain of material

[houndawg]

Andy Borowitz is a funny dude. Not bad for a Harvard guy from Cleveland.

A comedian is only as good as his material - and Ben Carson is a mountain of material

If he sticks around long enough his inspiring of comedians could be directly responsible for a decrease in unemployment.......the world needs more comedians and "Benny the Knife" seems to understand this and be doing his best to help.

[Chizzang]

A comedian is only as good as his material - and Ben Carson is a mountain of material

If he sticks around long enough his inspiring of comedians could be directly responsible for a decrease in unemployment.......the world needs more comedians and "Benny the Knife" seems to understand this and be doing his best to help.

This skit reminds me of Republicans and Ben Carson...

[Ivytalk]

I just saw an article on MSN.com that said that there has been a net outflow of Mexicans from the U.S. this year: something like 800,000 in, 1 million out. Job markets have something to do with it. So that will take wind out of Trump's sails, and I will win the beer. We don't need a wall, we need a toll booth!

Reminds me of the scene from Blazing Saddles where they set up the toll booth in the middle of the desert to slow down Slim Pickens and his stupid posse. "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!"

[YoUDeeMan]

I just saw an article on MSN.com that said that there has been a net outflow of Mexicans from the U.S. this year: something like 800,000 in, 1 million out. Job markets have something to do with it. So that will take wind out of Trump's sails, and I will win the beer. We don't need a wall, we need a toll booth!

Reminds me of the scene from Blazing Saddles where they set up the toll booth in the middle of the desert to slow down Slim Pickens and his stupid posse. "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!"

Monte Python and Blazing Saddles references in one morning...you are on fire!!!!

[kalm]

I just saw an article on MSN.com that said that there has been a net outflow of Mexicans from the U.S. this year: something like 800,000 in, 1 million out. Job markets have something to do with it. So that will take wind out of Trump's sails, and I will win the beer. We don't need a wall, we need a toll booth!

Reminds me of the scene from Blazing Saddles where they set up the toll booth in the middle of the desert to slow down Slim Pickens and his stupid posse. "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!"

Monte Python and Blazing Saddles references in one morning...you are on fire!!!!

[CID1990]

I just saw an article on MSN.com that said that there has been a net outflow of Mexicans from the U.S. this year: something like 800,000 in, 1 million out. Job markets have something to do with it. So that will take wind out of Trump's sails, and I will win the beer. We don't need a wall, we need a toll booth!

Reminds me of the scene from Blazing Saddles where they set up the toll booth in the middle of the desert to slow down Slim Pickens and his stupid posse. "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!"

Slim Pickens is the best character in that film. Without him, it doesnt work. I laugh my ass off at everything he says. The tollbooth scene is funny as hell.

[Ivytalk]

I just saw an article on MSN.com that said that there has been a net outflow of Mexicans from the U.S. this year: something like 800,000 in, 1 million out. Job markets have something to do with it. So that will take wind out of Trump's sails, and I will win the beer. We don't need a wall, we need a toll booth!

Reminds me of the scene from Blazing Saddles where they set up the toll booth in the middle of the desert to slow down Slim Pickens and his stupid posse. "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!"

Slim Pickens is the best character in that film. Without him, it doesnt work. I laugh my ass off at everything he says. The tollbooth scene is funny as hell.

What was it? The LePetomaine Thruway?

[Chizzang]

[Ivytalk]

Tens of thousands of people in Jersey City were cheering as the Twin Towers fell.

And the sheeple believe it.

Maybe we should bring all those Syrians over at once, and plop them down in the middle of a Trump rally.

Cheezits, what brand do you prefer?