https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-insi ... ion-peoplePfizer Insists They Did Test The Vaccine, On Over 5 Billion People
BRUSSELS — Despite the uproar caused by revelations at a European Union hearing that the pharmaceutical giant rushed the COVID-19 vaccine out into use without testing it for preventing transmission, Pfizer executives were quick to backtrack and point out that they did, in fact, test the vaccine — on over five billion people.
"While there were no widespread, controlled tests of the vaccine in the clinical sense, to say we didn't have any guinea pigs to try our vaccine on wouldn't be the truth," said Janine Small, Pfizer's president of international developed markets said at the hearing. "We didn't really know what would happen when we shot human beings up with this stuff, so we decided to test it in the most widespread way possible — by injecting it into over five billion people."
While this information set off alarm bells around the globe, Pfizer was quick to point out that the results weren't all bad. "People act like nothing good came out of this vaccine," said Dr. Frederick Von Leibenschnibbitz, head of Pfizer's Moneymaking Medicine Committee. "Yes, we rushed a vaccine out onto the market without knowing whether or not it actually stopped the transmission of the disease. Yes, we worked hand-in-hand with governments and media corporations around the world to force people into taking this untested vaccine. Yes, we have caused enormous numbers of people to develop myocarditis and other serious health problems. But look at how much money we made off of it! That counts for something, right? Right? Don't look at me that way."
At publishing time, Pfizer was continuing development on their newest COVID-19 booster, which they say (without any testing data to back it up) will protect you from the virus while only giving you rectal cancer as a side effect.
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One of these is not like the other…
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Right...one shows an example of how people in large groups can be made to believe absurd things. The other is a bunch of people singing the national anthem.
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A man pretending to be a woman who chops off his package is still a man, albeit a fucked up one..Skjellyfetti wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 7:25 pm You *do* need a penis to be a man?
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I did, I also had great parents.

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Chromosomes don't lie.BDKJMU wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 7:50 pmA man pretending to be a woman who chops off his package is still a man, albeit a fucked up one..Skjellyfetti wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 7:25 pm You *do* need a penis to be a man?
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It went from so good under Trump to so bad, so quickly under Biden, our enemies think we're playing 4 dimensional chess.
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