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[D1B]

Well, off to have a glass of distilled water, take my meds, settle down and bask in the glory that is Division One Boy.

Joe, you will remember that name.

[JoltinJoe]

Well, off to have a glass of distilled water, take my meds, settle down and bask in the glory that is Division One Boy.

Joe, you will remember that name.

I'm sure I will. I never murdered any person before.

[CID1990]

this is the dumbest fvckin thread ever

[JoltinJoe]

this is the dumbest fvckin thread ever

Now it is.

[D1B]

Well, off to have a glass of distilled water, take my meds, settle down and bask in the glory that is Division One Boy.

Joe, you will remember that name.

I'm sure I will. I never murdered any person before.

The only thing you murdered was the minuscule amount of respect a few Catholics idiots here still had for you.

You've taken SG's spot as biggest dunce here.

[D1B]

Just added Joltin "mustard seed" Joe to my trophy room.

[JoltinJoe]

I'm sure I will. I never murdered any person before.

The only thing you murdered was the minuscule amount of respect a few Catholics idiots here still had for you.

You've taken SG's spot as biggest dunce here.

What a moron you are. You get crushed in a debate. But you insist on prolonging your ungodly beating. Plainly everyone here can readily see that mustard trees in Israel are big enough to support resting birds. I have proven that beyond any doubt.

No more retirement threads. You've been carried out of the ring on a gurney.

What a friggin' epic beating I laid on you. Of all you embarrassing moments on this board (and there have been plenty), this is your worst yet. dumbathiest.com really screwed you big time this time around. I mean, I thought you hit rock bottom when you defended your complete ignorance of philosophy and theology by saying it was "all crap" and the stuff you pull out of your ass was "gold." But then you give me the gift of a lifetime: staking out the dumbest position ever argued by anyone here, and then continuing to defend it even after seeing plain and tangible evidence that you are wrong.

Dumb1Ass's last vision as they carried him out of the ring:

[D1B]

The only thing you murdered was the minuscule amount of respect a few Catholics idiots here still had for you.

You've taken SG's spot as biggest dunce here.

What a moron you are. You get crushed in a debate. But you insist on prolonging your ungodly beating. Plainly everyone here can readily see that mustard trees in Israel are big enough to support resting birds. I have proven that beyond any doubt.

No more retirement threads. You've been carried out of the ring on a gurney.

What a friggin' epic beating I laid on you. Of all you embarrassing moments on this board (and there have been plenty), this is your worst yet. dumbathiest.com really screwed you big time this time around. I mean, I thought you hit rock bottom when you defended your complete ignorance of philosophy and theology by saying it was "all crap" and the stuff you pull out of your ass was "gold." But then you give me the gift of a lifetime: staking out the dumbest position ever argued by anyone here, and then continuing to defend it even after seeing plain and tangible evidence that you are wrong.

Dumb1Ass's last vision as they carried him out of the ring:

Mustard Seed Joe is reeling! Your nightmare continues.

[JoltinJoe]

Breaking news from the D1B network: Claims birds don't fly in the Holy Land.

[D1B]

Breaking news from the D1B network: Claims birds don't fly in the Holy Land.

They also don't nest in Black Mustard bushes.

[D1B]

And I'm here to remind you that mustard seeds are not the smallest seeds and do not produce trees, let alone trees large enough to support birds nests.

You're easy pickings today.

Please note that Jesus was not comparing the mustard seed to all other seeds in the world, but to seeds that a local, Palestinian farmer might have “sowed in his field,” i.e., a key qualifying phrase in verse 31. And it’s absolutely true that the black mustard seed (Brassica nigra = Sinapis nigra) was the smallest seed ever sown by a first-century farmer in that part of the world.

It’s also true, as many modern-day encyclopedias will tell you, that the black mustard seed in Israel will typically grow to heights of 3.7 meters, or 12 (twelve) feet—plenty large enough to hold a bird nest.

http://christiananswers.net/q-aiia/mustardseed.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Joe's Link above


Joe's mustard bush from his link:



Joltin Joe:

li·ar
ˈlīər/
noun
noun: liar; plural noun: liars

1.
a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;

pet·u·lant
ˈpeCHələnt/
adjective
adjective: petulant

1.
(of a person or their manner) childishly sulky or bad-tempered.
"he was moody and petulant"
synonyms: peevish, bad-tempered, querulous, pettish, fretful, cross, irritable, sulky, snappish, crotchety, touchy, tetchy, testy, fractious, grumpy, disgruntled, crabby; More

"Puer Aeternus" – the eternal adolescent, the sempiternal Peter Pan – is a phenomenon often associated with pathological narcissism. People who refuse to grow up strike others as self-centred and aloof, petulant and brattish, haughty and demanding – in short: as childish or infantile.

Pathological narcissism is a reaction to prolonged abuse and trauma in early childhood or early adolescence. The source of the abuse or trauma is immaterial - the perpetrators could be parents, teachers, other adults, or peers. Pampering, smothering, spoiling, and "engulfing" the child are also forms of abuse.

In an abusive environment, the child finds it difficult to assert his personal boundaries, to separate from his parents, and to individuate. Consequently, it chooses either of two solutions: to internalize and introject the abuser (to become a monster), thereby siding with the strong and winning party – or to remain a child forever, thus securing empathy, compassion, and pity in a heartless, hostile universe. The typical narcissist is unusual in that it chooses to adopt both solutions at once and is, therefore, simultaneously a monster and a child.

Joe, as we all know, is still a petulant, arrogant, narcissistic school kid whose been told countless times by his domineering and self righteous catholic parents that he's the smartest and best kid in school. His worst fear is being made a fool, just like I did here and in countless other threads where he defends and glorifies pedophiles and the absurd dogma of his cult.

His only refrain is to lash out, lie, deceive, and list classes he took as a dork cult student.

[JoltinJoe]

I got whupped in this thread.

FIFY.

[D1B]

I got whupped in this thread.

FIFY.

May want to retread the thread where everyone is laughing at you, the black mustard bush king.

[JoltinJoe]

FIFY.

May want to retread the thread where everyone is laughing at you, the black mustard bush king.

Funny. Don't see that part, but I do see you saying that no mustard tree is large enough to support birds, followed a lot a pictures of a huge mustard tree in Israel which is capable of supporting resting birds.

This thread was like beating up on the lame. I mine, I even felt guilty whuppin' you so bad.

[D1B]

You're easy pickings today.



http://christiananswers.net/q-aiia/mustardseed.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Joe's Link above


Joe's mustard bush from his link:



Joltin Joe:

li·ar
ˈlīər/
noun
noun: liar; plural noun: liars

1.
a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;

pet·u·lant
ˈpeCHələnt/
adjective
adjective: petulant

1.
(of a person or their manner) childishly sulky or bad-tempered.
"he was moody and petulant"
synonyms: peevish, bad-tempered, querulous, pettish, fretful, cross, irritable, sulky, snappish, crotchety, touchy, tetchy, testy, fractious, grumpy, disgruntled, crabby; More

"Puer Aeternus" – the eternal adolescent, the sempiternal Peter Pan – is a phenomenon often associated with pathological narcissism. People who refuse to grow up strike others as self-centred and aloof, petulant and brattish, haughty and demanding – in short: as childish or infantile.

Pathological narcissism is a reaction to prolonged abuse and trauma in early childhood or early adolescence. The source of the abuse or trauma is immaterial - the perpetrators could be parents, teachers, other adults, or peers. Pampering, smothering, spoiling, and "engulfing" the child are also forms of abuse.

In an abusive environment, the child finds it difficult to assert his personal boundaries, to separate from his parents, and to individuate. Consequently, it chooses either of two solutions: to internalize and introject the abuser (to become a monster), thereby siding with the strong and winning party – or to remain a child forever, thus securing empathy, compassion, and pity in a heartless, hostile universe. The typical narcissist is unusual in that it chooses to adopt both solutions at once and is, therefore, simultaneously a monster and a child.

Joe, as we all know, is still a petulant, arrogant, narcissistic school kid whose been told countless times by his domineering and self righteous catholic parents that he's the smartest and best kid in school. His worst fear is being made a fool, just like I did here and in countless other threads where he defends and glorifies pedophiles and the absurd dogma of his cult.

His only refrain is to lash out, lie, deceive, and list classes he took as a dork cult student.

[D1B]

The plant referred to here is generally considered to be black mustard, a large annual plant up to 9 feet tall,[2] but growing from a proverbially small seed[2] (this smallness is also used to refer to faith in Matthew 17:20 and Luke 17:6). According to rabbinical sources, Jews did not grow the plant in gardens,[2] and this is consistent with Matthew's description of it growing in a field. Luke tells the parable with the plant in a garden instead; this is presumably recasting the story for an audience outside Palestine.[2]

I. Howard Marshall writes that the parable "suggests the growth of the kingdom of God from tiny beginnings to worldwide size."[2] The Parable of the Leaven (which in the Gospels of Matthew and Luke immediately follows) shares this theme of large growth from small beginnings. As with the Parable of the Sower, which in Matthew and Mark occurs earlier in the same chapter, the man sowing the seed represents Jesus,[3] and the plant is the Kingdom of God.

The nesting birds may refer to Old Testament texts which emphasize the universal reach of God's empire,[4] such as Daniel 4:12. However, a real mustard plant is unlikely to attract nesting birds,[3] so that "Jesus seems deliberately to emphasize the notion of astonishing extravagance in his analogy."[4] Other commentators have suggested that the birds represent Gentiles seeking refuge with Israel[5][6] or the "sinners" and tax collectors with whom Jesus was criticised for associating.[7] A few commentators view the birds negatively, as representing false teachers invading the church.[8]

Some have identified a "subversive and scandalous"[6] element to this parable, in that the fast-growing nature of the mustard plant makes it a "malignant weed"[6] with "dangerous takeover properties".[6] Pliny the Elder, in his Natural History (published around AD 78) writes that "mustard… is extremely beneficial for the health. It grows entirely wild, though it is improved by being transplanted: but on the other hand when it has once been sown it is scarcely possible to get the place free of it, as the seed when it falls germinates at once."[9]

Ben Witherington notes that Jesus could have chosen a genuine tree for the parable, and that the mustard plant demonstrates that "Though the dominion appeared small like a seed during Jesus' ministry, it would inexorably grow into something large and firmly rooted, which some would find shelter in and others would find obnoxious and try to root out

Joe, better begin your search of the world seed banks for another whackjob botanist trying to cover the idiocy of the bible.

And what first century farmer sowed Joe's "Mustard Tree?"

n the Gospel of Matthew, the parable is as follows:

He set another parable before them, saying, "The Kingdom of Heaven is like a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and sowed in his field; which indeed is smaller than all seeds. But when it is grown, it is greater than the herbs, and becomes a tree, so that the birds of the air come and lodge in its branches."

— Matthew 13:31–32, World English Bible

In the Gospel of Mark:

He said, “How will we liken the Kingdom of God? Or with what parable will we illustrate it? It’s like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth, though it is less than all the seeds that are on the earth, yet when it is sown, grows up, and becomes greater than all the herbs, and puts out great branches, so that the birds of the sky can lodge under its shadow.”

— Mark 4:30–32, World English Bible

I'm gonna buy some mustard seed and build a "herb house" in it.

[JoltinJoe]

You have a great nose for nonsense on the internet. I mean, these sources must be so bad that you are intentionally concealing what fringe lunatic website you've lifted this flatulence from.

If you had only applied such zeal to your actual college courses ...

[D1B]

You have a great nose for nonsense on the internet. I mean, these sources must be so bad that you are intentionally concealing what fringe lunatic website you've lifted this flatulence from.

If you had only applied such zeal to your actual college courses ...

Not near as good as yours:

Your link:

Please note that Jesus was not comparing the mustard seed to all other seeds in the world, but to seeds that a local, Palestinian farmer might have “sowed in his field,” i.e., a key qualifying phrase in verse 31. And it’s absolutely true that the black mustard seed (Brassica nigra = Sinapis nigra) was the smallest seed ever sown by a first-century farmer in that part of the wo

Your Herb:



Your credibility here:

[89Hen]

I mean I've been in some terrible arguments, but this one takes the cake. Is there a way to bookmark threads for when we do awards for threads of the year?

[D1B]

I mean I've been in some terrible arguments, but this one takes the cake. Is there a way to bookmark threads for when we do awards for threads of the year?

Joe got embarrassed, then had to search the world seed bank for another mustard bush and apologist whack job. He even used Isralie tour guides as a resource .

Even his backpeddal source expressly says the plant in question was a garden herb.

[JoltinJoe]

You got creamed.

Why do you double down and even triple down, when everyone here can see that you are wrong??

[houndawg]

You got creamed.

Why do you double down and even triple down, when everyone here can see that you are wrong??

You've spent several pages arguing about bird nests and mustard seeds in a cosmology thread and you see yourself as the winner?


When you can't tell who the mark is, it's you, JJ.

[89Hen]

You got creamed.

Why do you double down and even triple down, when everyone here can see that you are wrong??

You've spent several pages arguing about bird nests and mustard seeds in a cosmology thread and you see yourself as the winner?


When you can't tell who the mark is, it's you, JJ.

But you give DB1 a pass. You are a

[JoltinJoe]

You got creamed.

Why do you double down and even triple down, when everyone here can see that you are wrong??

You've spent several pages arguing about bird nests and mustard seeds in a cosmology thread and you see yourself as the winner?


When you can't tell who the mark is, it's you, JJ.

Speaking about being the mark, thanks for contributing.

[JohnStOnge]

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