Election 2016: Trump vs Clinton

[CAA Flagship]

So. We aren't voting for Pope, and he wouldn't be the first President to have committed sexual assault. Lack of convictions have consequences.

It goes beyond the sexual assault question. At this point, why would you think Trump has credibility with respect to ANYTHING? I mean really. The guy is a buffoon. He lies constantly. He acts like a 12 year old. I know you know those things are true. What the HELL are you thinking? This is an important job.

I'm voting for the people that he will surround himself with.

[Baldy]

What the HELL are you thinking? This is an important job.

Says the fucking idiot who is cheerleading for the MOST CORRUPT piece of shit to EVER run for president of the United States.

If you're trolling everyone, I apologize for calling you a fucking idiot and say awesome job. However, you are actually serious, what in the fuck are you thinking? Jeezus Tittyfucking Christ, putting The Hildabeast as Commander and Chief would be like putting Bernie Madoff in charge of your 401K.

[Ivytalk]

Heard a new conspiracy theory: Hillary had JFK, Jr. killed so she can win the seat they were both campaigning for.

Where were you when:

Two days after JFK, Jr. tried a water landing and failed, David Cone pitched a perfect game for the Yankees at Yankee Stadium. After watching highlights of the game, my wife and I headed out to a restaurant.
In the car, she lets out a sigh and says, "that's so sad what happened to JFK, Jr."

Then I turned to her and said, "yeah, but how about Coney?"

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPahIUdK8Xg[/youtube]

Wasn't Cone caught jacking off in the bullpen once?

[93henfan]

Where were you when:

Two days after JFK, Jr. tried a water landing and failed, David Cone pitched a perfect game for the Yankees at Yankee Stadium. After watching highlights of the game, my wife and I headed out to a restaurant.
In the car, she lets out a sigh and says, "that's so sad what happened to JFK, Jr."

Then I turned to her and said, "yeah, but how about Coney?"

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPahIUdK8Xg[/youtube]

Wasn't Cone caught jacking off in the bullpen once?

Allegedly.

[Gil Dobie]

In all reality, Trump could rape the Harvard women's soccer team and Hillary could blow up 20 small midwest towns with drones, and the people planning on voting for them would still vote for them.

[CAA Flagship]

Wasn't Cone caught jacking off in the bullpen once?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM[/youtube]

[93henfan]

In all reality, Trump could rape the Harvard women's soccer team and Hillary could blow up 20 small midwest towns with drones, and the people planning on voting for them would still vote for them.

EC(b)

[CAA Flagship]

In all reality, Trump could rape the Harvard women's soccer team and Hillary could blow up 20 small midwest towns with drones, and the people planning on voting for them would still vote for them.

I just went through the roster. I don't think he would find any of them desirable.

[HI54UNI]

In all reality, Trump could rape the Harvard women's soccer team and Hillary could blow up 20 small midwest towns with drones, and the people planning on voting for them would still vote for them.

You have that backwards. Hillary is more interested in the women's soccer team.

[Gil Dobie]

In all reality, Trump could rape the Harvard women's soccer team and Hillary could blow up 20 small midwest towns with drones, and the people planning on voting for them would still vote for them.

You have that backwards. Hillary is more interested in the women's soccer team.

Either way, it won't change the vote.

[Ivytalk]

In all reality, Trump could rape the Harvard women's soccer team and Hillary could blow up 20 small midwest towns with drones, and the people planning on voting for them would still vote for them.

I just went through the roster. I don't think he would find any of them desirable.

Disgusting. You're a worse houndawg than houndawg.

[Wedgebuster]

It goes beyond the sexual assault question. At this point, why would you think Trump has credibility with respect to ANYTHING? I mean really. The guy is a buffoon. He lies constantly. He acts like a 12 year old. I know you know those things are true. What the HELL are you thinking? This is an important job.

I'm voting for the people that he will surround himself with.

[Ivytalk]

I'm voting for the people that he will surround himself with.

Post of the decade!!

[Chizzang]

[89Hen]

That's pretty accurate there Cleetsang

[CID1990]

I saw someone in a Facebook comment on a friend's page who made that exact comment.

Now I'm pretty sure he stole it from this and not the other way around

Now excuse me while I go accuse him of being a pretend Samuel Clemens instead of a real one


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[Gil Dobie]

Silver is saying it's a 97% chance Hillary wins. Is it too early to start an Impeach Hillary thread?

Won't be that expensive, just use the old paperwork from Billy's Impeachment.

[Ibanez]

Silver is saying it's a 97% chance Hillary wins. Is it too early to start an Impeach Hillary thread?

Won't be that expensive, just use the old paperwork from Billy's Impeachment.

87.4% Hillary wins.

[Ivytalk]

Silver is saying it's a 97% chance Hillary wins. Is it too early to start an Impeach Hillary thread?

Won't be that expensive, just use the old paperwork from Billy's Impeachment.

BECAUSE IT'S RIGGED!! RIGGED, I TELL YOU!! BELIEVE ME!!!

[GannonFan]

Silver is saying it's a 97% chance Hillary wins. Is it too early to start an Impeach Hillary thread?

Won't be that expensive, just use the old paperwork from Billy's Impeachment.

BECAUSE IT'S RIGGED!! RIGGED, I TELL YOU!! BELIEVE ME!!!

Unfortunately the Dems screwed themselves on that one by rigging their own nomination process. Trump's a buffoon and the election is not rigged (not saying there isn't fraud here and there, but mainly centered around JMU's campus in Harisonburg), but it hangs around longer as a story when it's presented next to all the evidence of the Dems ensuring Hillary was the nominee. This is reality TV, actual facts matter less than possible made up stuff.

[93henfan]

The sad part about all this is that there is 20 times the amount of incriminating evidence out on Hillary as there was Nixon, and the Washington Post crushed one while it celebrates the other.

The elections don't have to be rigged when mass media controls the low information voter the way it does now.

[Chizzang]

The sad part about all this is that there is 20 times the amount of incriminating evidence out on Hillary as there was Nixon, and the Washington Post crushed one while it celebrates the other.

The elections don't have to be rigged when mass media controls the low information voter the way it does now.

To your point ^
All the republicans needed to do was nominate a normal every day slime ball
from any state in the union to win this election...

Instead they nominate the only human being on earth that makes Hilary look maybe okay

[GannonFan]

The sad part about all this is that there is 20 times the amount of incriminating evidence out on Hillary as there was Nixon, and the Washington Post crushed one while it celebrates the other.

The elections don't have to be rigged when mass media controls the low information voter the way it does now.

To your point ^
All the republicans needed to do was nominate a normal every day slime ball
from any state in the union to win this election...

Instead they nominate the only human being on earth that makes Hilary look maybe okay

I still say Trump did us all a favor by getting in the way of Ted Cruz winning the nomination, which he probably would've if not for Trump. He could've actually beaten Hillary and then we'd have to suffer through a Cruz Presidency. That's about the only thing I think that could be worse than what we have now.

[GannonFan]

To your point ^
All the republicans needed to do was nominate a normal every day slime ball
from any state in the union to win this election...

Instead they nominate the only human being on earth that makes Hilary look maybe okay

I still say Trump did us all a favor by getting in the way of Ted Boobs winning the nomination, which he probably would've if not for Trump. He could've actually beaten Hillary and then we'd have to suffer through a Boobs Presidency. That's about the only thing I think that could be worse than what we have now.

And what's up with the autocorrect changing Ted C-R-U-Z to "boobs"? I mean, it's funny, but why?

[Ivytalk]

BECAUSE IT'S RIGGED!! RIGGED, I TELL YOU!! BELIEVE ME!!!

Unfortunately the Dems screwed themselves on that one by rigging their own nomination process. Trump's a buffoon and the election is not rigged (not saying there isn't fraud here and there, but mainly centered around JMU's campus in Harisonburg), but it hangs around longer as a story when it's presented next to all the evidence of the Dems ensuring Hillary was the nominee. This is reality TV, actual facts matter less than possible made up stuff.

You're the only guy on this board who could respond to my obvious with a 100% serious post.

Except maybe JSO.