Gorillas In The Mist - The Official Thread

[93henfan]

Newest rumor floating around town. The second case was wrapped up yesterday morning. Judgement will be announced Monday. I'm sure the Preakness being tomorrow is playing into that and the next round of riots. Judge is going to rule Not Guilty. The City is "safe" for the weekend though.

You can send your women to Delaware for a few days. I will take care of them.

[BDKJMU]

Mob of black women attack Victoria’s Secret employee in order to steal armfulls of merchandise..
http://wsvn.com/news/local/mob-of-women ... ami-lakes/

[BDKJMU]

"After being arrested Friday for stealing items from a jeweler in a Florida mall, Prolancia Aquila Turner, 26, was pissed....

.....she told police, “Everyone steals from this store. Why are you picking on me?”...."
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/claires ... ron-547293

[andy7171]

[YoUDeeMan]

Too soon for what?

Why you gotta' make me look things up? Help a brotha' out...WTF are you talkin' about?

[BDKJMU]

Too soon for what?

Why you gotta' make me look things up? Help a brotha' out...WTF are you talkin' about?

Been all over the news the last 4 days:
https://www.google.com/search?q=gorilla ... tti%2C+zoo

[andy7171]

He know exactly what we're talking about. You just had to give him what he wanted...

[AZGrizFan]

"After being arrested Friday for stealing items from a jeweler in a Florida mall, Prolancia Aquila Turner, 26, was pissed....

She sounds like she was named after an ED drug.

[YoUDeeMan]

He know exactly what we're talking about. You just had to give him what he wanted...

Actually, I didn't know about the zoo incident. I just Googled, "gorilla" and saw the articles.

Sorry, but I don't have time to monkey around with fluffy social articles...I focus on the important stuff.


But, remember that other kid that fell into the gorilla compound a few years ago? WTH is wrong with people?

Oh, I watched That 70's Show last night. Corny, but not bad. Saw the last half of the very last show, then the first 10 minutes of the first show. Mila was HOT! The redhead wasn't bad either.

But, WTF was it with that faggy guy? That voice was annoying...and there is NO WAY Mila, or any girl, would be his girlfriend.

[BDKJMU]

He know exactly what we're talking about. You just had to give him what he wanted...

Actually, I didn't know about the zoo incident. I just Googled, "gorilla" and saw the articles.

Sorry, but I don't have time to monkey around with fluffy social articles...I focus on the important stuff.


But, remember that other kid that fell into the gorilla compound a few years ago? WTH is wrong with people?

Oh, I watched That 70's Show last night. Corny, but not bad. Saw the last half of the very last show, then the first 10 minutes of the first show. Mila was HOT! The redhead wasn't bad either.

But, WTF was it with that faggy guy? That voice was annoying...and there is NO WAY Mila, or any girl, would be his girlfriend.

You mean "WTF is wrong with parents". The kid was 4 years old. Mom had her head up her ass not paying attention as the kid climbed into the gorilla enclosure..

Thug father "...Criminal filings against Dickerson stretch over a decade and include burglary, firearms offences, drug trafficking, criminal trespass, disorderly conduct and kidnap...." wasn't around.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... story.html

[andy7171]

He wasn't at the zoo.


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[DSUrocks07]

He wasn't at the zoo.


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He said that already

Actually, I didn't know about the zoo incident. I just Googled, "gorilla" and saw the articles.

Sorry, but I don't have time to monkey around with fluffy social articles...I focus on the important stuff.


But, remember that other kid that fell into the gorilla compound a few years ago? WTH is wrong with people?

Oh, I watched That 70's Show last night. Corny, but not bad. Saw the last half of the very last show, then the first 10 minutes of the first show. Mila was HOT! The redhead wasn't bad either.

But, WTF was it with that faggy guy? That voice was annoying...and there is NO WAY Mila, or any girl, would be his girlfriend.

You mean "WTF is wrong with parents". The kid was 4 years old. Mom had her head up her ass not paying attention as the kid climbed into the gorilla enclosure..

Thug father "...Criminal filings against Dickerson stretch over a decade and include burglary, firearms offences, drug trafficking, criminal trespass, disorderly conduct and kidnap...." wasn't around.

Although I notice how the narrative is changing, first it was all "Human lives>everything else", now it's more and more about lack of parental responsibility, BDK is starting to sound like PETA.



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[houndawg]

"After being arrested Friday for stealing items from a jeweler in a Florida mall, Prolancia Aquila Turner, 26, was pissed....

She sounds like she was named after an ED drug.

[93henfan]

She sounds like she was named after an ED drug.

Yeah, good call by AZ there. We should trademark Prolancia now and start pitching it to Big Pharma.

Random observation: In having watched several thousand drug commercials it seems like they are now mostly all at least a minute long, spend about 10 seconds giving you their positive benefits, 40 seconds on horrible side effects but spoken in a quiet cheery voice so they hope you don't notice that you'll be suicidal and bleeding from your ass and ears while getting rid of that insomnia, and then a final 10 second wrap up. The people are usually outside in a meadow watching kids play or similar.

I also crack up at the medical conditions where they run out of ideas in Latin and just fill in some English words. Like: squamous non small cell or non twenty four. WTF?!?

[andy7171]

non twenty four!

[93henfan]

[pantherclaw]

THIS got my office rolling, funny funny stuff.

[CAA Flagship]

THIS got my office rolling, funny funny stuff.

[Ibanez]

Yeah, good call by AZ there. We should trademark Prolancia now and start pitching it to Big Pharma.

Random observation: In having watched several thousand drug commercials it seems like they are now mostly all at least a minute long, spend about 10 seconds giving you their positive benefits, 40 seconds on horrible side effects but spoken in a quiet cheery voice so they hope you don't notice that you'll be suicidal and bleeding from your ass and ears while getting rid of that insomnia, and then a final 10 second wrap up. The people are usually outside in a meadow watching kids play or similar.

I also crack up at the medical conditions where they run out of ideas in Latin and just fill in some English words. Like: squamous non small cell or non twenty four. WTF?!?

Isn't prolancia the condition when your uterus collapses due to having many children???


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[POD Knows]

Yeah, good call by AZ there. We should trademark Prolancia now and start pitching it to Big Pharma.

Random observation: In having watched several thousand drug commercials it seems like they are now mostly all at least a minute long, spend about 10 seconds giving you their positive benefits, 40 seconds on horrible side effects but spoken in a quiet cheery voice so they hope you don't notice that you'll be suicidal and bleeding from your ass and ears while getting rid of that insomnia, and then a final 10 second wrap up. The people are usually outside in a meadow watching kids play or similar.

I also crack up at the medical conditions where they run out of ideas in Latin and just fill in some English words. Like: squamous non small cell or non twenty four. WTF?!?

Isn't prolancia the condition when your uterus collapses due to having many children???


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Colon blockage from too much guberment cheese

[andy7171]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIWtoE7b7g[/youtube]

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Must be the first ladies mom......

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[Chizzang]

Must be the first ladies mom......

Your official permanent retirement from CS.com was about as short as most of us predicted...

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

I never retired just moved to Alaska

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[Ibanez]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIWtoE7b7g[/youtube]

Somehow, people see that as acceptable behavior.