The Ivytalk / Chizzang: Trump Takes the Gold thread

[BDKJMU]

Mid Nov Bush confidently declared: "Come December 15, Trump will be in decline."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/pos ... nt-happen/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[89Hen]

Ain't he a puckish-looking little fella?

He looks like the offspring of Data and Pee Wee Herman.

He gives me the creeps.

[Ivytalk]

He looks like the offspring of Data and Pee Wee Herman.

He gives me the creeps.

And he oozes condescension like pus from a zit. But if he wins, I get a case of beer.

[Chizzang]

He gives me the creeps.

And he oozes condescension like pus from a zit. But if he wins, I get a case of beer.

[SDHornet]

Queso is Spanish for cheese. (Overheard a drunk girl say that years ago and it still makes me laugh. She said like she was educating the bar.)


You have an imaginary gluten allergy, I wouldn't expect you to understand.




Btw, is queso Mexican or Tex-Mex?

Gotta be Tex-Mex, its a standing joke among the Mexicans I know about gringos putting queso on anything that doesn't run away. BTW, SD, if you want the real stuff come on out to Southern Illinois, I'll fix you up...

I guess I should have added "no homo" to my statement...besides, Jon called dibs.

[SDHornet]

Mid Nov Bush confidently declared: "Come December 15, Trump will be in decline."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/pos ... nt-happen/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Bush...

BTW, why is he even still around?

[houndawg]

Gotta be Tex-Mex, its a standing joke among the Mexicans I know about gringos putting queso on anything that doesn't run away. BTW, SD, if you want the real stuff come on out to Southern Illinois, I'll fix you up...

You mean the ones you pay $1.70 an hour on your farm?

One man show, Sally.

[Ivytalk]

You mean the ones you pay $1.70 an hour on your farm?

One man show, Sally.

Piss off, duncedawg. This thread is for the 1%, and you ain't in it.

[BDKJMU]

Yesterday in Grand Rapids. Gets entertaining at the 7:20 mark..
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFzo3dYiZ-I[/youtube]

[Ivytalk]

Yesterday in Grand Rapids. Gets entertaining at the 7:20 mark..
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFzo3dYiZ-I[/youtube]

I refuse to listen to this mothergrabber for an hour without being compensated at my full hourly rate.

$693.

[Ivytalk]

Heh-heh-heh! He said "schlonged"!

[kalm]

Heh-heh-heh! He said "schlonged"!

I was pretty sure what it meant but I checked Urban Dictionary just to be sure...

TOP DEFINITION
schlonged
To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'

This too, will not hurt him in the least. Go Chizzy!

[CAA Flagship]

Carson is fading. Rubio is beginning to fade.
Cruz is taking his turn at a surge.
But lurking in the weeds is Christie, and he is separating himself from the bottom half of the field. Timing is everything.

[kalm]

Carson is fading. Rubio is beginning to fade.
Cruz is taking his turn at a surge.
But lurking in the weeds is Christie, and he is separating himself from the bottom half of the field. Timing is everything.

Cruz is too bat shit crazy to be electable. It should come down to Trump, Christie, Rubio, and Bush, but Bush might be so low in numbers that he won't make the next debate.

[Ivytalk]

Heh-heh-heh! He said "schlonged"!

I was pretty sure what it meant but I checked Urban Dictionary just to be sure...

TOP DEFINITION
schlonged
To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'**** that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'

This too, will not hurt him in the least. Go Chizzy!

I never heard the term "schlong" in the form of a verb until this week, by either a Conk or a Donk.

[kalm]

I was pretty sure what it meant but I checked Urban Dictionary just to be sure...





This too, will not hurt him in the least. Go Chizzy!

I never heard the term "schlong" in the form of a verb until this week, by either a Conk or a Donk.

It was probably a malaprop but an oh so fitting one.

[Ivytalk]

I never heard the term "schlong" in the form of a verb until this week, by either a Conk or a Donk.

It was probably a malaprop but an oh so fitting one.

Trump is the crudest POTUS candidate since LBJ.

[Bronco]

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Not the 1st time it has been used

NPR says Geraldine Ferraro was "schlonged"... in 2011!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yurpga7CXDE[/youtube]

[Grizalltheway]

Is NPR running for president?

[kalm]

RealClearPolitics has Sanders beating Trump in the general election. Quinnipiac has Sanders up by 13 over Trump, even more so than Clinton.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls ... -5565.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Ivytalk]

RealClearPolitics has Sanders beating Trump in the general election. Quinnipiac has Sanders up by 13 over Trump, even more so than Clinton.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls ... -5565.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Sanders v. Trump! Assclown vs. Asshat!

If the election comes to that choice, this country is well and truly fucked.

[93henfan]

RealClearPolitics has Sanders beating Trump in the general election. Quinnipiac has Sanders up by 13 over Trump, even more so than Clinton.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls ... -5565.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Sanders v. Trump! Assclown vs. Asshat!

If the election comes to that choice, this country is well and truly fucked.

We'd be better off with either of them than Hillary.

[kalm]

Sanders v. Trump! Assclown vs. Asshat!

If the election comes to that choice, this country is well and truly fucked.

We'd be better off with either of them than Hillary.

[Ivytalk]

George Will just wrote an anti-Trump piece saying that a Trump nomination would be the end of conservative government. He analogized 2016 to the 1912 GOP fracture between Teddy and Taft. Will confuses Bull Moose with Bull Shyt.

[SDHornet]

Sanders v. Trump! Assclown vs. Asshat!

If the election comes to that choice, this country is well and truly fucked.

We'd be better off with either of them than Hillary.