Death Of A School Lunch: aka Michelle's Ode To Hunger

[travelinman67]

What a pile of fabricated crap!

Having knowledge of both his genetics and home environment, I'll wager he rolls smaller kid's lunch money, buys candy bars at the 7-11, then marks 'em up 200% and sells them to the fat kids who are forced to eat from the restricted calorie menu.

Now, back to reality...


"So, Mr. Oliver, it was your idea to replace pizza, burgers, fried chicken and sloppy joes with "kale medley", stir fry vegetables without the stir or fry or flavor, tofu mousaka and pasta-less vegan spaghetti?

Listen here, you british blowhard...You stay the fuck away from my food and stop replacing our menu with fairy food.
I expect greasy pepperoni pizza and butter-soaked rolls by tomorrow or I'll torch this prison.

And if I ever see tofu, kale, or the word "vegan" on the school menu again, I'll murder your wife and children...

...FIRST...

...THEN come after you! "

Fat angry conk.

Childless, Godless hater.

[D1B]

Fat angry conk.

Childless, Godless hater.

Childless, fat angry conk.

[Ibanez]

Lieutenant Cat is a 14 y/o basketball star at his school. He brought up the new school lunches the other day. Said he likes the "healthier" choices and has learned a lot about proper nutrition and exercise and such as is being taught in the classes, too. He insists now on "good, balanced meals" at home. He's eating salads and veggies now, without Mama Cat and I having to beat him over the head with it. We've been validated!

What a pile of fabricated crap!

Having knowledge of both his genetics and home environment, I'll wager he rolls smaller kid's lunch money, buys candy bars at the 7-11, then marks 'em up 200% and sells them to the fat kids who are forced to eat from the restricted calorie menu.

Now, back to reality...


"So, Mr. Oliver, it was your idea to replace pizza, burgers, fried chicken and sloppy joes with "kale medley", stir fry vegetables without the stir or fry or flavor, tofu mousaka and pasta-less vegan spaghetti?

Listen here, you british blowhard...You stay the fuck away from my food and stop replacing our menu with fairy food.
I expect greasy pepperoni pizza and butter-soaked rolls by tomorrow or I'll torch this prison.

And if I ever see tofu, kale, or the word "vegan" on the school menu again, I'll murder your wife and children...

...FIRST...

...THEN come after you! "

What do you have against Kale?

[travelinman67]

Childless, Godless hater.

Childless, fat angry conk.

Incorrect, envious, no'er do well.

[Cap'n Cat]

Childless, fat angry conk.

Incorrect, envious, no'er do well.

Morbidly obese gravyboat guzzlin' thrice-divorced hermaphrodite.

[D1B]

Childless, fat angry conk.

Incorrect, envious, no'er do well.

Fat, dropout, living off taxpayers and workers, hasn't been laid since the Nixon Administration.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

I love when tman lets the hate and anger out of MoonPie & Gluten. He is saving your lives, you should thank him.

[Cap'n Cat]

I love when tman lets the hate and anger out of MoonPie & Gluten. He is saving your lives, you should thank him.

Alfie - I, for one, enjoy this jousting. He's as right and as wrong as we are. It's fine sport. Now if he could get those diabetic socks off, we can go to the bar.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Hey, you are not talking to GATW here.........I get it

[travelinman67]

I love when tman lets the hate and anger out of MoonPie & Gluten. He is saving your lives, you should thank him.

Alfie - I, for one, enjoy this jousting. He's as right and as wrong as we are. It's fine sport. Now if he could get those diabetic socks off, we can go to the bar.

HEY! Stop that!







Those are my winter wool socks!

[travelinman67]

Incorrect, envious, no'er do well.

Fat, dropout, living off taxpayers and workers, hasn't been laid since the Nixon Administration.

Your autobiography?

[D1B]

Fat, dropout, living off taxpayers and workers, hasn't been laid since the Nixon Administration.

Your autobiography?

When are you going to do another Shrek movie?

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Right after you roll out Simple Jack II.......................

[D1B]

Right after you roll out Simple Jack II.......................

No problem, as soon as your handler helps you sign the contract. You were great last time, but you have to lose some weight and get rid of that cold sore.

[D1B]

ALPACAJIZ1's Simple Jack II acting contract riders:

Finger paints and construction paper
Graham Crackers
Chocolate milk
Assorted giant black dildoes
4 bowls of the red Sour Patch Kids candies
No lights in the bathroom
55gallon drum of anal lube
Gay porn videos featuring only black men
Leif Garrett posters in trailer
Hot dogs shaped like dicks
Pumpernickel buns
Catsup
Cap gun
Pogo stick shaped like a black dick

[travelinman67]

This brought a tear to my eye...

Just when I'm about to give up hope for our children...

http://freebeacon.com/issues/kids-creat ... nch-rules/

Kids Create Salt Black Markets in Cafeterias Due to Michelle Obama’s Lunch Rules

School administrators testify to Congress on ‘unintended consequences’ of the law

BY: Elizabeth Harrington  
June 24, 2015 3:05 pm

Children are creating their own black markets to trade and sell salt due to First Lady Michelle Obama’s school lunch rules.
During a hearing before the House Subcommittee on Early Childhood, Elementary, and Secondary Education, chaired by Rep. Todd Rokita (R., Ind.), a school administrator told Congress of the “unintended consequences” of the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act.“ Perhaps the most colorful example in my district is that students have been caught bringing–and even selling–salt, pepper, and sugar in school to add taste to perceived bland and tasteless cafeteria food,”said John S. Payne, the president of Blackford County School Board of Trustees in Hartford City, Indiana.
“This ‘contraband’ economy is just one example of many that reinforce the call for flexibility [with the rules],” he said.Payne noted other problems with the “one-size-fits-all” approach to providing healthier meals to students, including fewer kids participating in the program and higher food waste. The trend started in 2012, when the school lunch law, which was championed by Mrs. Obama, went into effect.“Students are avoiding cafeteria food,” Payne said. “More students bring their lunch, and a few parents even ‘check out’ their child from campus, taking them to a local fast-food restaurant or home for lunch.”
Payne also said school fundraisers like bake sales, have been canceled due to the rules, and “whole-grain items and most of the broccoli end up in the trash” in his district. Dr. Lynn Harvey agreed that the whole-grain requirement is not working, as kids refuse to eat dense and dry biscuits, and “unpalatable” grits.“
When it comes to whole grain-rich variations of biscuits, grits, crackers and cornbread, all too often, students simply toss them into the trash cans,” saidHarvey, who serves as chief of school nutrition services at the North Carolina Department of Public Instruction, which oversees lunch programs for schools that enroll 1.5 million students.“
This product dissatisfaction has contributed to a decline in breakfast participation in 60 percent of North Carolina’s school districts,” she said.“Biscuits and corn muffins are part of the state’s cultural and regional food heritage, just as bagels are traditional in the Northeast and tortillas in the Southwest,” Harvey added. “These foods are very popular breakfast items; the addition of whole grain flour has created products that are dense, compact, dry, and crumbly instead of light, moist, tender, and flaky.”Harvey said since the new rules went into effect participation in the school lunch program in her state has declined by 5 percent, “a loss of nearly 13 million meals in two years.”
School districts across the country have echoed Payne and Harvey’s complaints. Students have noted the unappetizing fare on Twitter, with the viral hash tag #ThanksMichelleObama, which led the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) to launch their own social media campaign, soliciting pictures of more appetizing food.More than 1 million students fled the lunch lineduring the first year the standards went into effect.House Republicans have introduced legislation to give schools more flexibility in meeting the rules. A bill sponsored by Rep. Kristi Noem (R., S.D.) would “ease sodium restrictions, give school administrators flexibility on some of the rules that have increased costs, including the school breakfast program, a la carte options, and school lunch price increases, and make USDA’s easing of the meat and grain requirements permanent,”according to the Hill.“The clear solution to these problems is local leadership and flexibility,” Payne said. “When local school districts have the authority and flexibility to make adjustments honoring the spirit and intent of the law they can provide students with healthy, nutritious, and appetizing meals.”

Capitalizing off Nanny Government misdeeds...

...there's hope for our children!