So, I'm Going to See the Messiah Tomorrow...

[OL FU]

T-minus 2 hrs and 15 minutes to Messiah-time.

Have fun. Say hi.

And Don't ask, don't tell

[AZGrizFan]

Alice cooper is on stage right now fronting his son's band...he doesn't sound any different than he did in 1975...this is much cooler than the American Idol winner scheduled to appear at 8.

[AZGrizFan]

The messiah has entered the building. All hail the king, we are but his humble servants....

[Wedgebuster]

Alice cooper is on stage right now fronting his son's band...he doesn't sound any different than he did in 1975...this is much cooler than the American Idol winner scheduled to appear at 8.

Anybody that sees his shows and comes away saying they don't like it, probably never misses American Idol, and has a hard on for Joel Osteen.

[Wedgebuster]

The messiah has entered the building. All hail the king, we are but his humble servants....

Did you get to slip him your love note?

[AZGrizFan]

My take: The Chosen One is the greatest speech reader EVER. That man can flat read a teleprompter like noebody I've ever seen.

[Ivytalk]

My take: The Chosen One is the greatest speech reader EVER. That man can flat read a teleprompter like noebody I've ever seen.

That's praising with faint damns if ever I've heard it!

[Wedgebuster]

My take: The Chosen One is the greatest speech reader EVER. That man can flat read a teleprompter like noebody I've ever seen.

Depressing, huh?

[D1B]

The messiah has entered the building. All hail the king, we are but his humble servants....

Yeah, we know you prefer bumbling retards with a 3rd grade vocab.

[bench]

The messiah has entered the building. All hail the king, we are but his humble servants....

Yeah, we know you prefer bumbling retards with a 3rd grade vocab.

In AZ's defense, she did have nice titties, though. That has to count for something, doesn't it

[AZGrizFan]

The messiah has entered the building. All hail the king, we are but his humble servants....

Yeah, we know you prefer bumbling retards with a 3rd grade vocab.

Just once I'd like to see him formulate a coherent sentence, in proper English, without a teleprompter. Just once. Is that really too much to ask?

[D1B]

Yeah, we know you prefer bumbling retards with a 3rd grade vocab.

Just once I'd like to see him formulate a coherent sentence, in proper English, without a teleprompter. Just once. Is that really too much to ask?

You seeth. You know he's the real deal.

Your twilight years will be spent witnessing the glory of Obama and superiority of liberal social and economic principles. You will watch your young children grow to love our president and enthusiastically adopt his ideals while rejecting yours. You will witness your grandchildren learning about the great president Obama in their history books. Your grandchildren will eventually look upon you as a wonderful man, father and grandfather, but completely out of his fvcking mind when it comes to politics.

It's over Z. Relax, my friend and enjoy the ride.

Now excuse me while I light up, again.

[AZGrizFan]

Just once I'd like to see him formulate a coherent sentence, in proper English, without a teleprompter. Just once. Is that really too much to ask?

You seeth. You know he's the real deal.

Your twilight years will be spent witnessing the glory of Obama and superiority of liberal social and economic principles. You will watch your young children grow to love our president and enthusiastically adopt his ideals while rejecting yours. You will witness your grandchildren learning about the great president Obama in their history books. Your grandchildren will eventually look upon you as a wonderful man, father and grandfather, but completely out of his fvcking mind when it comes to politics.

It's over Z. Relax, my friend and enjoy the ride.

Now excuse me while I light up, again.

[BlueHen86]

I tried like HELL last night to get out of it. No good.

I'd buy Halle's but she would have to give it to me right then

Wouldn't that be buying it off the rack?

[Purple For Life]

I'm really sick of people referring to him as "the messiah" and "the one". It just makes you look like a big whiny crybaby.

[grizzaholic]

I'm really sick of people referring to him as "the messiah" and "the one". It just makes you look like a big whiny crybaby.

We have to PFL. See...

[AZGrizFan]

I'm really sick of people referring to him as "the messiah" and "the one". It just makes you look like a big whiny crybaby.

I'm really sick of people being really sick of what ANYBODY calls The Chosen One. Shall I resurrect all the "namecalling" threads from your donk partner, UNH about Palin, McCain, and Bush?

Nevermind. This is example # 839,691,609,132,650,126,350,986,325,091,623,509,123 of the Donk double-standard in action.

Congratulations.

[slycat]

...yep, gonna brave the elements, arrive 6 hours early, stand in line to clear security for 90 minutes, suffer through hours sitting in the 105 degree heat listening to Alice Cooper and any number of other old, tired, worn out bands, to listen to the Messiah, the Chosen One, the American Idol winner, speak for 12 whole minutes at the ASU commencement ceremonies.

I hope his fucking teleprompter breaks.


Um.....uh.....uh.....um.......we......we....uh....we....um.......

Even if you don't like him or his policies hes still a great speaker. Should be good.

[slycat]

Yeah, we know you prefer bumbling retards with a 3rd grade vocab.

Just once I'd like to see him formulate a coherent sentence, in proper English, without a teleprompter. Just once. Is that really too much to ask?

All politicians use a teleprompter. At least Obama can read what is put on his.

[bench]

Just once I'd like to see him formulate a coherent sentence, in proper English, without a teleprompter. Just once. Is that really too much to ask?

All politicians use a teleprompter. At least Obama can read what is put on his.

True that, and surely I can't be the only one to notice the humor in a bunch of talking heads who use teleprompters themselves assailing another man for using a teleprompter. Disingenuous, not very self-aware, or a little bit of both?

[AZGrizFan]

...yep, gonna brave the elements, arrive 6 hours early, stand in line to clear security for 90 minutes, suffer through hours sitting in the 105 degree heat listening to Alice Cooper and any number of other old, tired, worn out bands, to listen to the Messiah, the Chosen One, the American Idol winner, speak for 12 whole minutes at the ASU commencement ceremonies.

I hope his fucking teleprompter breaks.


Um.....uh.....uh.....um.......we......we....uh....we....um.......

Even if you don't like him or his policies hes still a great speech reader. Should be good.

FIFY.

[AZGrizFan]

Just once I'd like to see him formulate a coherent sentence, in proper English, without a teleprompter. Just once. Is that really too much to ask?

All politicians use a teleprompter. At least Obama can read what is put on his.

The different, sly, is that he ALWAYS uses a teleprompter. Hell, he couldn't introduce members of his CABINET without a prewritten introduction, displayed on a teleprompter. It's like an extension of his brain, and when IT'S gone, so is coherent thought and speech from the Chosen One.

[Appaholic]

All politicians use a teleprompter. At least Obama can read what is put on his.

The different, sly, is that he ALWAYS uses a teleprompter. Hell, he couldn't introduce members of his CABINET without a prewritten introduction, displayed on a teleprompter. It's like an extension of his brain, and when IT'S gone, so is coherent thought and speech from the Chosen One.

[youtube][/youtube]

Some should use a teleprompter more......

[AZGrizFan]

The different, sly, is that he ALWAYS uses a teleprompter. Hell, he couldn't introduce members of his CABINET without a prewritten introduction, displayed on a teleprompter. It's like an extension of his brain, and when IT'S gone, so is coherent thought and speech from the Chosen One.

[youtube][/youtube]

Some should use a teleprompter more......

And with The Messiah, we'll NEVER know, will we?