Ivytalk wrote:Chizzang wrote:
I do enjoy a relaxing stroll and nice hand crafted coffee...

Hand crafted coffee? WTH is that? That's a new one out here in Slower Lower, where we believe that coffee-- like corn and melons -- comes from the earth.
They put the espresso cup under the machine (with their hands), press "start" (with their hands), pour it into a handcrafted mug (with their hands), pour in some gluten free, dairy free, lactose free, creamer (with their hands), and swirl it into the shape of a heart or a rose (with their hands).
Jeez... not too hard to understand...you uncultured, backwoods, EC(b), heathen!