Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition, will no longer judge based on physical appearance

[Ibanez]

Here's another pic of the woman you dont want to see at the beach, John Calvin StOnge-




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She looks better in that one but it still doesn't look like a woman that would really stand out to me. She has a thick waist. Her boobs are a weird shape. Her face is pretty mediocre. Not a pretty face at all. She's not ugly by any means. But to me she's like maybe a 6 out of 10. Not somebody I'd look at and think "Miss America."

I gotta admit though that I googled the 2017 Miss America and had the same reaction. Maybe it hasn't really been a "beauty pageant" for a while. I can remember that when I was a kid and had to watch those pageants because that's what was on TV those women were drop dead gorgeous. Looks like it might not be like that anymore.

Her boobs are a weird shape? How can you even tell?

[kalm]

She looks better in that one but it still doesn't look like a woman that would really stand out to me. She has a thick waist. Her boobs are a weird shape. Her face is pretty mediocre. Not a pretty face at all. She's not ugly by any means. But to me she's like maybe a 6 out of 10. Not somebody I'd look at and think "Miss America."

I gotta admit though that I googled the 2017 Miss America and had the same reaction. Maybe it hasn't really been a "beauty pageant" for a while. I can remember that when I was a kid and had to watch those pageants because that's what was on TV those women were drop dead gorgeous. Looks like it might not be like that anymore.

Her boobs are a weird shape? How can you even tell?

This. For starters, the cups are way too big for her taters.

[Gil Dobie]

I can't believe you guys think THAT is an unusually hot woman. If you show me something like the picture below, fine. But that woman you guys are talking about is pretty damned plain.

Not interested in a FBI visit, so I didn't do a search for girls under 18.

“We are no longer a Pageant. Miss America will represent a new generation of female leaders focused on scholarship, social impact, talent, and empowerment,” said Gretchen Carlson.

Here is a lineup from 2017

[CID1990]

Her boobs are a weird shape? How can you even tell?

This. For starters, the cups are way too big for her taters.

Not when she flexes....


ooh la la


I'd take her to CID1990's Basement of Pain and Peculiar Instruments and let her chain ME to the wall

yes I would


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[Ibanez]

I can't believe you guys think THAT is an unusually hot woman. If you show me something like the picture below, fine. But that woman you guys are talking about is pretty damned plain.

Not interested in a FBI visit, so I didn't do a search for girls under 18.

“We are no longer a Pageant. Miss America will represent a new generation of female leaders focused on scholarship, social impact, talent, and empowerment,” said Gretchen Carlson.

Here is a lineup from 2017

Miss Illinois looks pissed.
Miss Lousiana is a #2 on the JSO Scale of Attractiveness.

[CID1990]

Not interested in a FBI visit, so I didn't do a search for girls under 18.

“We are no longer a Pageant. Miss America will represent a new generation of female leaders focused on scholarship, social impact, talent, and empowerment,” said Gretchen Carlson.

Here is a lineup from 2017

Miss Illinois looks pissed.
Miss Lousiana is a #2 on the JSO Scale of Attractiveness.

well I guarantee you the one he posted in the pic is stupid as a bag of hammers

you'd think he'd like my future stalkee since she's Ivy League and we know what a hardon JSO has for the Ivies


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[Ibanez]

Miss Illinois looks pissed.
Miss Lousiana is a #2 on the JSO Scale of Attractiveness.

well I guarantee you the one he posted in the pic is stupid as a bag of hammers

you'd think he'd like my future stalkee since she's Ivy League and we know what a hardon JSO has for the Ivies


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Just goes to show you - nothing sane comes out of Louisiana.


And I include my cousins from New Orleans in that.

[CAA Flagship]

Here is a lineup from 2017

I'm all in on the Jersey Girl. (And there's a 80% chance she's not from Jersey)

[BDKJMU]

Here is a lineup from 2017

1. ND
2. GA
3. NJ
4. NM
5. IL (She would be #3 but drops 2 spots because she comes across as a bitch).
6. LA

[Ibanez]

Here is a lineup from 2017

1. ND
2. GA
3. NJ
4. NM
5. IL (She would be #3 but drops 2 spots because she comes across as a bitch).
6. LA

:lol

[Winterborn]

She looks better in that one but it still doesn't look like a woman that would really stand out to me. She has a thick waist. Her boobs are a weird shape. Her face is pretty mediocre. Not a pretty face at all. She's not ugly by any means. But to me she's like maybe a 6 out of 10. Not somebody I'd look at and think "Miss America."

Don't mean to pile on here but are you sure you are not a computer program? You use enough charts and tables to be one and then you throw this on top of it. And some of your posts remind me of a computer program that is stuck in a recursive loop.

From everything I have heard she seem like a nice down to earth lady and is the type that would have no issue having a beer around a campfire with a person. Now some of her political views and mine are not exactly similar but I would have no issue chatting about them with her if I could engage the brain long enough to get a coherent thought out.

[AZGrizFan]

I can't believe you guys think THAT is an unusually hot woman. If you show me something like the picture below, fine. But that woman you guys are talking about is pretty damned plain.

Not interested in a FBI visit, so I didn't do a search for girls under 18.

“We are no longer a Pageant. Miss America will represent a new generation of female leaders focused on scholarship, social impact, talent, and empowerment,” said Gretchen Carlson.

Here is a lineup from 2017

3, 6, 5, 4, 2, 1

[Ivytalk]

Not interested in a FBI visit, so I didn't do a search for girls under 18.

“We are no longer a Pageant. Miss America will represent a new generation of female leaders focused on scholarship, social impact, talent, and empowerment,” said Gretchen Carlson.

Here is a lineup from 2017

3, 6, 5, 4, 2, 1

Line ‘em up, Tom!

[polsongrizz]

People still watch this crap?

[Ivytalk]

People still watch this crap?

Sez the guy with the furiously masturbating Chinese siggy.

[polsongrizz]

People still watch this crap?

Sez the guy with the furiously masturbating Chinese siggy.

That's for the folk who can't get a woman, like the pig man.

[JohnStOnge]

Just as an FYI, I agree that Miss Louisiana 2017 doesn't look good in that picture you guys have been commenting on. But, though I didn't know this until about a minute ago, she actually won the swimsuit competition during the 2017 Miss America Pageant.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/ ... 645111001/

And I do think that the pictures below suggest she had a much better body than that Miss North Dakota woman you guys have been mysteriously fawning over did.





A much thinner waist. A LOT more muscular definition. But not masculine looking. Slender, feminine looking but firm musculature. No flab as is the case with the Miss North Dakota chick.

Oh...and BTW...she had a prettier face too. I just don't get you guys not noticing that the North Dakota chick has a VERY plain looking face. Not Janet Reno ugly by any means. But not particularly pretty either.

[JohnStOnge]

Seriously, guys? You are going to tell me that Chick A with the flab and the love handles looks better in a bikini than Chick B does?

Chick A:


Chick B:



I mean, at what point are you guys going to deviate from just feeling obligated to rag on JSO?

[Ivytalk]

Seriously, guys? You are going to tell me that Chick A with the flab and the love handles looks better in a bikini than Chick B does?

Chick A:


Chick B:



I mean, at what point are you guys going to deviate from just feeling obligated to rag on JSO?

Oh, at about half past NEVER.

[CID1990]

Just as an FYI, I agree that Miss Louisiana 2017 doesn't look good in that picture you guys have been commenting on. But, though I didn't know this until about a minute ago, she actually won the swimsuit competition during the 2017 Miss America Pageant.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/ ... 645111001/

And I do think that the pictures below suggest she had a much better body than that Miss North Dakota woman you guys have been mysteriously fawning over did.





A much thinner waist. A LOT more muscular definition. But not masculine looking. Slender, feminine looking but firm musculature. No flab as is the case with the Miss North Dakota chick.

Oh...and BTW...she had a prettier face too. I just don't get you guys not noticing that the North Dakota chick has a VERY plain looking face. Not Janet Reno ugly by any means. But not particularly pretty either.

She has about 40 sharp elbows and is certainly on lithium

she'll drown her 6 kids 8 years from now


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[CID1990]

Seriously, guys? You are going to tell me that Chick A with the flab and the love handles looks better in a bikini than Chick B does?

Chick A:


Chick B:



I mean, at what point are you guys going to deviate from just feeling obligated to rag on JSO?

Oh POOOOOOOR JSO!

so beset by everybody

You're the one who went all Asperger's-y over it

BTW - the judges felt ND was the best, and theyre expert judges... more experty than you or me. So I'll trust the experty judges who probably went to Ivy League schools, too

sound familiar?


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