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When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:21 pm
by Cap'n Cat
........porn chicks wearing crucifixes.
What do you think Jesus would say about that? Think those chicks are going to heaven? After all, God is all-loving and stuff.
Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:55 pm
by Ivytalk
"Then the Lord saith to Marilyn Chambers, 'Get thee on my right hand.' To Jenna Jameson, he speaketh thus, 'Gettest thou on my left hand.' And behold, there was a Holy Threesome." -- Revelation 234:48
And, yes, I am going straight to hell.
Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:02 pm
by OSBF
i for one will need some visual evidence
Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:11 pm
by Chizzang
Ivytalk wrote:
And, yes, I am going straight to hell.
Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:27 pm
by CID1990
Cap'n Cat wrote:........porn chicks wearing crucifixes.
What do you think Jesus would say about that? Think those chicks are going to heaven? After all, God is all-loving and stuff.
Those same chicks also have dicks, don't they, Cap'n?
Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:28 pm
by Pwns
The Vatican secretly runs the entire adult film industry.
Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:31 pm
by Cap'n Cat
Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:35 pm
by UNHWildCats
god is like Hugh Hefner.... not only are they all going to heaven, there gonna be "sleeping" in his bed.
Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:51 pm
by native
Ivytalk wrote:"Then the Lord saith to Marilyn Chambers, 'Get thee on my right hand.' To Jenna Jameson, he speaketh thus, 'Gettest thou on my left hand.' And behold, there was a Holy Threesome." -- Revelation 234:48
And, yes, I am going straight to hell.
Me, too. I almost wanna go so I can kick cap's ass.
Re: When I Surf Porn, I See A Lot Of........
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:53 pm
by Cap'n Cat
native wrote:Ivytalk wrote:"Then the Lord saith to Marilyn Chambers, 'Get thee on my right hand.' To Jenna Jameson, he speaketh thus, 'Gettest thou on my left hand.' And behold, there was a Holy Threesome." -- Revelation 234:48
And, yes, I am going straight to hell.
Me, too. I almost wanna go so I can kick cap's ass.
You'd die tryin', Squirt, but I admire your balls for
even thinking that. Here's a dime, go get yourself a Grape Nehi.
