today, I am proud to FINALLY call myself a Democrat!!!

[catamount man]

Ahh..........thank you God!!! Bless the party that works to treat mankind the way you have, EQUAL! The only thing Obama needs to do is BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks friends, you have enlightened me more than you'll ever know.

I would especially like to thank Cap'n and D1B, two of the finest men I will ever know. They are more Christian than most self professing Christians these days. May God bless you both this wonderful holiday season!

[native]

Ahh..........thank you God!!! Bless the party that works to treat mankind the way you have, EQUAL! The only thing Obama needs to do is BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks friends, you have enlightened me more than you'll ever know.

I would especially like to thank Cap'n and D1B, two of the finest men I will ever know. They are more Christian than most self professing Christians these days. May God bless you both this wonderful holiday season!

You might want to actually read the scriptures, young 'un.

Jesus admonishes us to give, NOT steal from our neighbors. The distinction between giving and stealing is all the difference in the world. It is what separates the Prince of Peace from the Prince of Darkness.

[CID1990]

Your goddamn halo is on crooked there, Cat Man.

All we have to do is take care of the people directly around us. Take care of your family and your extended family. Take care of the guy who lives next door. Don't let them sink. Then you will be your brother's keeper. Paying exorbitant taxes so that a bunch of croooked politicians can stick a gazilllion dollars worth of useless port in a feel good social engineering bill (that doesnt do any good, anyways) is not being your brother's keeper.

I see gated rich communities everywhere. Usually they are inhabited by both conservatives and liberals. There's one right next to me where part of my family lives, in Potomac Maryland. Half those people rant and rave that we should take care of this, provide that, make things easy for the homeless, so on and so forth, but they don't want to do that very same thing in their own backyards. Bunch of fvcking hypocrites. They want to pay someone else to do it with public money, while they scoff at the homeless people down in Georgetown on Saturday night.

If you're so concerned about social justice, then go down to your local homeless shelter and grab yourself a bum and take him under your wing. I should get a tax break for all the goddamn cash and meals and fvcking nights in my apartment that I have given half the bums on Meeting Street in Charleston.

If we want to help people, then start fvcking helping and stop asking everybody to give their money to a government that is NEVER a good custodian of it.

Having someone else carry your guilt baggage for you is not Christian. It is just evasion. But it sho' feels good, don't it?

[clenz]

Your goddamn halo is on crooked there, Cat Man.

All we have to do is take care of the people directly around us. Take care of your family and your extended family. Take care of the guy who lives next door. Don't let them sink. Then you will be your brother's keeper. Paying exorbitant taxes so that a bunch of croooked politicians can stick a gazilllion dollars worth of useless port in a feel good social engineering bill (that doesnt do any good, anyways) is not being your brother's keeper.

I see gated rich communities everywhere. Usually they are inhabited by both conservatives and liberals. There's one right next to me where part of my family lives, in Potomac Maryland. Half those people rant and rave that we should take care of this, provide that, make things easy for the homeless, so on and so forth, but they don't want to do that very same thing in their own backyards. Bunch of fvcking hypocrites. They want to pay someone else to do it with public money, while they scoff at the homeless people down in Georgetown on Saturday night.

If you're so concerned about social justice, then go down to your local homeless shelter and grab yourself a bum and take him under your wing. I should get a tax break for all the goddamn cash and meals and fvcking nights in my apartment that I have given half the bums on Meeting Street in Charleston.

If we want to help people, then start fvcking helping and stop asking everybody to give their money to a government that is NEVER a good custodian of it.

Having someone else carry your guilt baggage for you is not Christian. It is just evasion. But it sho' feels good, don't it?

+100

[native]

Your goddamn halo is on crooked there, Cat Man.

All we have to do is take care of the people directly around us. Take care of your family and your extended family. Take care of the guy who lives next door. Don't let them sink. Then you will be your brother's keeper. Paying exorbitant taxes so that a bunch of croooked politicians can stick a gazilllion dollars worth of useless port in a feel good social engineering bill (that doesnt do any good, anyways) is not being your brother's keeper.

I see gated rich communities everywhere. Usually they are inhabited by both conservatives and liberals. There's one right next to me where part of my family lives, in Potomac Maryland. Half those people rant and rave that we should take care of this, provide that, make things easy for the homeless, so on and so forth, but they don't want to do that very same thing in their own backyards. Bunch of fvcking hypocrites. They want to pay someone else to do it with public money, while they scoff at the homeless people down in Georgetown on Saturday night.

If you're so concerned about social justice, then go down to your local homeless shelter and grab yourself a bum and take him under your wing. I should get a tax break for all the goddamn cash and meals and fvcking nights in my apartment that I have given half the bums on Meeting Street in Charleston.

If we want to help people, then start fvcking helping and stop asking everybody to give their money to a government that is NEVER a good custodian of it.

Having someone else carry your guilt baggage for you is not Christian. It is just evasion. But it sho' feels good, don't it?

You are right on target as usual, CID, except that it could not possibly feel good for an honest and responsible person of any religious persuasion to foist their guilt and responsibilities upon others.

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?

[Ivytalk]

Ahh..........thank you God!!! Bless the party that works to treat mankind the way you have, EQUAL! The only thing Obama needs to do is BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks friends, you have enlightened me more than you'll ever know.

I would especially like to thank Cap'n and D1B, two of the finest men I will ever know. They are more Christian than most self professing Christians these days. May God bless you both this wonderful holiday season!

And next week, you'll be a libertarian. And the week after that...

[native]

Ahh..........thank you God!!! Bless the party that works to treat mankind the way you have, EQUAL! The only thing Obama needs to do is BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks friends, you have enlightened me more than you'll ever know.

I would especially like to thank Cap'n and D1B, two of the finest men I will ever know. They are more Christian than most self professing Christians these days. May God bless you both this wonderful holiday season!

And next week, you'll be a libertarian. And the week after that...

...And the week after that, I don't want the silly schizoid SOB back.

Sorry, I must be a selfish, intolerant backslider.

[blueballs]

Am I the only one who finds the irony of the title of this thread and CM getting laid off today?

[Chizzang]

You can't be a Democrat unless you find this comic "spot on".. otherwise you're a poser

[BigSkyBears]

Your goddamn halo is on crooked there, Cat Man.

All we have to do is take care of the people directly around us. Take care of your family and your extended family. Take care of the guy who lives next door. Don't let them sink. Then you will be your brother's keeper. Paying exorbitant taxes so that a bunch of croooked politicians can stick a gazilllion dollars worth of useless port in a feel good social engineering bill (that doesnt do any good, anyways) is not being your brother's keeper.

I see gated rich communities everywhere. Usually they are inhabited by both conservatives and liberals. There's one right next to me where part of my family lives, in Potomac Maryland. Half those people rant and rave that we should take care of this, provide that, make things easy for the homeless, so on and so forth, but they don't want to do that very same thing in their own backyards. Bunch of fvcking hypocrites. They want to pay someone else to do it with public money, while they scoff at the homeless people down in Georgetown on Saturday night.

If you're so concerned about social justice, then go down to your local homeless shelter and grab yourself a bum and take him under your wing. I should get a tax break for all the goddamn cash and meals and fvcking nights in my apartment that I have given half the bums on Meeting Street in Charleston.

If we want to help people, then start fvcking helping and stop asking everybody to give their money to a government that is NEVER a good custodian of it.

Having someone else carry your guilt baggage for you is not Christian. It is just evasion. But it sho' feels good, don't it?

Cid - That's the post of the year. I'm a moderate conservative who is very concerned about social justice. I would rather use my money to give to the poor then hand it to a corrupt politician who only creates a permanent under-class so he can get votes. Bravo man...Bravo!

[Chizzang]

Your goddamn halo is on crooked there, Cat Man.

All we have to do is take care of the people directly around us. Take care of your family and your extended family. Take care of the guy who lives next door. Don't let them sink. Then you will be your brother's keeper. Paying exorbitant taxes so that a bunch of croooked politicians can stick a gazilllion dollars worth of useless port in a feel good social engineering bill (that doesnt do any good, anyways) is not being your brother's keeper.

I see gated rich communities everywhere. Usually they are inhabited by both conservatives and liberals. There's one right next to me where part of my family lives, in Potomac Maryland. Half those people rant and rave that we should take care of this, provide that, make things easy for the homeless, so on and so forth, but they don't want to do that very same thing in their own backyards. Bunch of fvcking hypocrites. They want to pay someone else to do it with public money, while they scoff at the homeless people down in Georgetown on Saturday night.

If you're so concerned about social justice, then go down to your local homeless shelter and grab yourself a bum and take him under your wing. I should get a tax break for all the goddamn cash and meals and fvcking nights in my apartment that I have given half the bums on Meeting Street in Charleston.

If we want to help people, then start fvcking helping and stop asking everybody to give their money to a government that is NEVER a good custodian of it.

Having someone else carry your guilt baggage for you is not Christian. It is just evasion. But it sho' feels good, don't it?

Cid - That's the post of the year. I'm a moderate conservative who is very concerned about social justice. I would rather use my money to give to the poor then hand it to a corrupt politician who only creates a permanent under-class so he can get votes. Bravo man...Bravo!

as far as the above post:
It's worked in Illinois for almost a century... why stop now..?

[native]

Cid - That's the post of the year. I'm a moderate conservative who is very concerned about social justice. I would rather use my money to give to the poor then hand it to a corrupt politician who only creates a permanent under-class so he can get votes. Bravo man...Bravo!

as far as the above post:
It's worked in Illinois for almost a century... why stop now..?

Define "it's worked."

[mainejeff]

Such hatred and cynicism from the Right (Wrong)........ho-hum, what else is new?

[native]

Such hatred and cynicism from the Right (Wrong)........ho-hum, what else is new?

If you did not have your worthless thieving hand in my pocket I would not give a shit.

Sloth, arrogance, envy, greed, corruption, suffocating taxes and control... what else is new for donks?

[Chizzang]

as far as the above post:
It's worked in Illinois for almost a century... why stop now..?

Define "it's worked."

Is your sarcasm meter broken..?

[catamount man]

Such hatred and cynicism from the Right (Wrong)........ho-hum, what else is new?

If you did not have your worthless thieving hand in my pocket I would not give a ****.

Sloth, arrogance, envy, greed, corruption, suffocating taxes and control... what else is new for donks?

All of the above describe the Bush administration ALONE. Yes sir, tax cuts for the wealthy really helped this nation didn't it? Yes sir, trickle down economics really helped the last 30 years? I love how conks bitch about Obama's spending as if King George didn't totally squander the surplus Clinton left him. Not to mention the 4,000 innocent American lives ole George has on his hands for that war we just had to have in Iraq.

Hussein was about as much a threat to the world as a 7 year old sneezing.

[AZGrizFan]

You can't be a Democrat unless you find this comic "spot on".. otherwise you're a poser

Couldn't agree more. Government has no business in EITHER business.

[Cap'n Cat]

You can't be a Democrat unless you find this comic "spot on".. otherwise you're a poser

Couldn't agree more. Government has no business in EITHER business.

WOW!!



Did Z actually acknowledge one of his many liberal leanings in a public forum?????

Holy fvck!!!!!

[Gil Dobie]

To each his own. I have no problem with Dems and Reps being who they want to be, just don't tell me how to live my life.

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[ASUMountaineer]

If you did not have your worthless thieving hand in my pocket I would not give a ****.

Sloth, arrogance, envy, greed, corruption, suffocating taxes and control... what else is new for donks?

All of the above describe the Bush administration ALONE. Yes sir, tax cuts for the wealthy really helped this nation didn't it? Yes sir, trickle down economics really helped the last 30 years? I love how conks bitch about Obama's spending as if King George didn't totally squander the surplus Clinton left him. Not to mention the 4,000 innocent American lives ole George has on his hands for that war we just had to have in Iraq.

Hussein was about as much a threat to the world as a 7 year old sneezing.

I like the highlighted above..."Well, he spent a whole lot, so I can too. Oh, and I'm gonna keep the war in Afghanistan going." Come on CMan, just admit you don't know what you are. Not defending the idiot RINOs, but surely you see the lack of logic in your little bitchfest above...Bush is gone man (thank God)...you can only defend Obama by bashing Bush for so long.

[ASUMountaineer]

Couldn't agree more. Government has no business in EITHER business.

WOW!!



Did Z actually acknowledge one of his many liberal leanings in a public forum?????

Holy fvck!!!!!

Sounds kind of "libertarian" to me.

[native]

All of the above describe the Bush administration ALONE. Yes sir, tax cuts for the wealthy really helped this nation didn't it? Yes sir, trickle down economics really helped the last 30 years? I love how conks bitch about Obama's spending as if King George didn't totally squander the surplus Clinton left him. Not to mention the 4,000 innocent American lives ole George has on his hands for that war we just had to have in Iraq.

Hussein was about as much a threat to the world as a 7 year old sneezing.

I like the highlighted above..."Well, he spent a whole lot, so I can too. Oh, and I'm gonna keep the war in Afghanistan going." Come on CMan, just admit you don't know what you are. Not defending the idiot RINOs, but surely you see the lack of logic in your little bitchfest above...Bush is gone man (thank God)...you can only defend Obama by bashing Bush for so long.

Obama still props himself up by attacking Bush. Why can't C-man?!???

GW did fvck up in significant ways, including spending, and I too am glad to see him go.

But Body Odor is even worse.

[AZGrizFan]

Couldn't agree more. Government has no business in EITHER business.

WOW!!



Did Z actually acknowledge one of his many liberal leanings in a public forum?????

Holy fvck!!!!!

I've been very clear from the beginning that I am pro-choice.

[native]

WOW!!



Did Z actually acknowledge one of his many liberal leanings in a public forum?????

Holy fvck!!!!!

I've been very clear from the beginning that I am pro-choice.

Me, too. I think men can choose to keep their pants zipped up and women can choose to keep their legs crossed.

[Wedgebuster]

I've been very clear from the beginning that I am pro-choice.

Me, too. I think men can choose to keep their pants zipped up and women can choose to keep their legs crossed.

I always have them cross their legs when I drill 'em from the dusty side.

I mean, I'm hung like a donkey, but have you seen the size of some of the basketballs chics have pooped out of their snappers??

No contest, I'll cross their leggs, chain up, apply poly grip or damn near anything to get some traction in that world.