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Political Funnies

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:41 pm
by blueballs
Some things to ponder!

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? ....
A: America !
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If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:28 pm
by Cap'n Cat
blueballs wrote:Some things to ponder!

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
**********************

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
**********************

Q: Have you heard about McDonalds' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
**********************

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
**********************

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
**********************

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? ....
A: America !
**********************

If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
**********************

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.




You're a BAD man!!!!!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:00 pm
by Gil Dobie
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :D :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :D :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :D :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :D :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:46 pm
by AZGrizFan
blueballs wrote: Q: Have you heard about McDonalds' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

My two favorites! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:03 pm
by Ivytalk
Gil Dobie wrote::rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :D :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :D :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :D :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :D :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
I'll raise you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:52 pm
by hank scorpio
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Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:53 pm
by hank scorpio
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Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:54 pm
by hank scorpio
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Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:37 am
by HI54UNI
blueballs wrote:Some things to ponder!



Q: Have you heard about McDonalds' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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I love this one! :rofl:

Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:41 am
by hank scorpio
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Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:42 am
by kalm
hank scorpio wrote:Image
:D

I always thought euthanasia was an 80's synth-pop band. :thumb:

Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:43 am
by hank scorpio
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Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:43 am
by hank scorpio
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Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:44 am
by hank scorpio
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:rofl:

Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:35 am
by Cap'n Cat
hank scorpio wrote:Image

:rofl:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's why the moderators keep T and Z and Gil and native and SeattleG around!!!!!


It's America!!!!

Re: Political Funnies

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:32 pm
by Gil Dobie
Cap'n Cat wrote:
hank scorpio wrote:Image

:rofl:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's why the moderators keep T and Z and Gil and native and SeattleG around!!!!!


It's America!!!!
I've always known that it takes a douchebag to know a douchebag. :rofl: