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Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:47 pm
by mainejeff
And we all pay for it with more and stricter airline safety "standards"......... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Keep giving every burka burka a VISA, U.S. government! :thumb:

*YAWN*

:coffee:

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:30 pm
by AZGrizFan
+1

The system is broken. No doubt about it. I spent most of last Thursday, Friday and Saturday in airports (LAX, PHoenix, Atlanta) and i NEVER saw them pull aside anyone under the age of 75. EVERY SINGLE PERSON I saw identified for further screening needed a fucking walker or a wheelchair. Apparently they had some "hot" tip about the elderly terrorists....

WAFJ.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:04 pm
by clenz
mainejeff wrote:And we all pay for it with more and stricter airline safety "standards"......... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Keep giving every burka burka a VISA, U.S. government! :thumb:

*YAWN*

:coffee:
thats a pretty racist and exclusive post....not very liberal of you. Just remember to solve the problem just put locks on the doors... :coffee:

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:14 pm
by kalm
clenz wrote:
mainejeff wrote:And we all pay for it with more and stricter airline safety "standards"......... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Keep giving every burka burka a VISA, U.S. government! :thumb:

*YAWN*

:coffee:
thats a pretty racist and exclusive post....not very liberal of you. Just remember to solve the problem just put locks on the doors... :coffee:
Hey, liberals have as much a right to be racist as anyone else. Just ask Senator Byrd or any old school southern Democrat. :thumb:

And I agree with Mainejeff on this one.

Dear visitor, you will be thorougly searched in every nook, cranny, and orifice prior to boarding a flight to our country. In fact, you may be required to fly nude.

This also may include some US citizens who seek re-entry.

If you're pissed, blame the dumbass muslim extremists.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:58 am
by travelinman67
Thank the ACLU and looney libs for this.

Right after 9-11, at least half of all "middle eastern" looking passengers received "additional screening" when boarding. That's not to say caucasions, blacks, asians, etc. didn't also receive additional screening, but all middle-eastern looking, or Islamic named passsengers got an extra look.

Then...the ACLU sued...and the libs collapsed in PC acquiesence.

Call it profiling if it makes you feel more righteous, but if my hair is magenta, and people with magenta colored hair are going around blowing up planes, then I would fully expect airplane security to search me thoroughly every time I board a plane. That's not racist...that's common sense.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:13 am
by Pwns
It's just unbelievable that some people think that putting ay-rab looking folk through more security makes people feel safer, but actually arming the airline pilots actually makes them feel less safe. :ohno:

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:15 pm
by Gil Dobie
They used to give the criminals extra preventative security checks at customs and airports, now it's anybody they want to hassle in a random or moody fashion.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:30 pm
by HI54UNI
Let's quit screwing around. Time to go into Saudi Arabia and have a chat with all the mullahs preaching that the United States and western culture is the great Satan. If they don't want to play nice it's time to give them their wish and send them to see Allah, preferably with a piece of pork in their mouth when they exit this world.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:48 pm
by YoUDeeMan
AZGrizFan wrote:+1

The system is broken. No doubt about it. I spent most of last Thursday, Friday and Saturday in airports (LAX, PHoenix, Atlanta) and i NEVER saw them pull aside anyone under the age of 75. EVERY SINGLE PERSON I saw identified for further screening needed a **** walker or a wheelchair. Apparently they had some "hot" tip about the elderly terrorists....

WAFJ.
Unfortunately, what you were witnessing was the older folks getting pulled aside because of their hip implants and other such things that make the metal detectors go off. Old people get pulled over all the time for separate screening.

And as other folks have posted, thanks to the PC freaks we can't make rational decisions on who to search.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:26 pm
by Ivytalk
mainejeff and I agree on one thing only: We need an Abdul line in the airport. Pull their nose hairs out. One strand at a time. Then shove the Koran up their azzholes. One page at a time.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:52 pm
by Grizalltheway
Ivytalk wrote:mainejeff and I agree on one thing only: We need an Abdul line in the airport. Pull their nose hairs out. One strand at a time. Then shove the Koran up their azzholes. One page at a time.
Now what would Jesus think of that, Ivy? :roll: :ohno:

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:25 pm
by AZGrizFan
Grizalltheway wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:mainejeff and I agree on one thing only: We need an Abdul line in the airport. Pull their nose hairs out. One strand at a time. Then shove the Koran up their azzholes. One page at a time.
Now what would Jesus think of that, Ivy? :roll: :ohno:
I asked him. He said he was fine with it. :thumb:

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:37 pm
by Ivytalk
Grizalltheway wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:mainejeff and I agree on one thing only: We need an Abdul line in the airport. Pull their nose hairs out. One strand at a time. Then shove the Koran up their azzholes. One page at a time.
Now what would Jesus think of that, Ivy? :roll: :ohno:
Jesus would assfist Muhammad back to the ninth century! :mrgreen:

Young Skywalker, disappointing you are! YESSS! ;)

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:38 pm
by BlueHen86
Grizalltheway wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:mainejeff and I agree on one thing only: We need an Abdul line in the airport. Pull their nose hairs out. One strand at a time. Then shove the Koran up their azzholes. One page at a time.
Now what would Jesus think of that, Ivy? :roll: :ohno:
He would tell us to turn over another cheek. :D

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:40 pm
by JayJ79
HI54UNI wrote:Let's quit screwing around. Time to go into Saudi Arabia and have a chat with all the mullahs preaching that the United States and western culture is the great Satan. If they don't want to play nice it's time to give them their wish and send them to see Allah, preferably with a piece of pork in their mouth when they exit this world.
so apart from the proposed genocide, why the pork?
you've already (theoretically) killed them, why the degradation?
that's just dumb.
(and a total waste of perfectly good bacon)

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:57 pm
by BlueHen86
JayJ79 wrote:
HI54UNI wrote:Let's quit screwing around. Time to go into Saudi Arabia and have a chat with all the mullahs preaching that the United States and western culture is the great Satan. If they don't want to play nice it's time to give them their wish and send them to see Allah, preferably with a piece of pork in their mouth when they exit this world.
so apart from the proposed genocide, why the pork?
you've already (theoretically) killed them, why the degradation?
that's just dumb.
(and a total waste of perfectly good bacon)

I'm okay with the degradation, I'm not okay with wasting bacon.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:02 pm
by HI54UNI
JayJ79 wrote:
HI54UNI wrote:Let's quit screwing around. Time to go into Saudi Arabia and have a chat with all the mullahs preaching that the United States and western culture is the great Satan. If they don't want to play nice it's time to give them their wish and send them to see Allah, preferably with a piece of pork in their mouth when they exit this world.
so apart from the proposed genocide, why the pork?
you've already (theoretically) killed them, why the degradation?
that's just dumb.
(and a total waste of perfectly good bacon)
Because when their asshole buddies find them with the pork in their mouths they'll know their dead friend didn't get to meet Allah and the virgins. And they will know they are next.

If you don't want to waste the pork a used tampon is fine with me too.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:25 pm
by JayJ79
HI54UNI wrote:Because when their asshole buddies find them with the pork in their mouths they'll know their dead friend didn't get to meet Allah and the virgins. And they will know they are next.

If you don't want to waste the pork a used tampon is fine with me too.
They would not have ingested the meat of the "unclean beast" of their own volition, thus it would not hinder them when it came to Judgement Day nor affect their chances of reaching Paradise.

All it would do would be to cause further hatred of the US by other Muslims, and thus you would be helping the extremists recruitment efforts.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:36 pm
by mainejeff
clenz wrote:
mainejeff wrote:And we all pay for it with more and stricter airline safety "standards"......... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Keep giving every burka burka a VISA, U.S. government! :thumb:

*YAWN*

:coffee:
thats a pretty racist and exclusive post....not very liberal of you. Just remember to solve the problem just put locks on the doors... :coffee:
FU!.......show me white/Hispanic/Asian/black Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, or Atheists blowing everything up........and then I'll profile them too! :thumb:

:coffee:

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:50 am
by HI54UNI
JayJ79 wrote:
HI54UNI wrote:Because when their asshole buddies find them with the pork in their mouths they'll know their dead friend didn't get to meet Allah and the virgins. And they will know they are next.

If you don't want to waste the pork a used tampon is fine with me too.
They would not have ingested the meat of the "unclean beast" of their own volition, thus it would not hinder them when it came to Judgement Day nor affect their chances of reaching Paradise.

All it would do would be to cause further hatred of the US by other Muslims, and thus you would be helping the extremists recruitment efforts.
They already hate us. I don't think it can get much worse. Plus if we start eliminating all the big shots that preach the hate and encourage the young males to kill themselves by blowing themselves up they might think twice before preaching the hate. That or they will be too busy looking over their shoulders to continue their "education".

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:31 am
by Wedgebuster
Let's just outlaw flying altogether. Think of the energy savings alone.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:27 am
by kalm
HI54UNI wrote:Let's quit screwing around. Time to go into Saudi Arabia and have a chat with all the mullahs preaching that the United States and western culture is the great Satan. If they don't want to play nice it's time to give them their wish and send them to see Allah, preferably with a piece of pork in their mouth when they exit this world.
If we're going to launch some crusades taxes definitely need to go up and a draft is probably neccessary as well. :thumb:

You should read the book "Three Cups of Tea" by Greg Mortenson if you want to find the most effective way to marginalize the madrassas. He's done more to win the war on terror than Bush and Obama combined.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:52 am
by ∞∞∞
I'm half-arab and it's actually not as bad as people make it out to be. I mean, I get pulled aside all the time, but as long as I'm not doing anything wrong, I'll be fine. Most people don't travel on the airlines often anyways (about 3-4/yr for me), and really, what's an extra 2-3 minute search (5-10 minutes for my mom 'cause she wears the head scarf) when you're at an airport? I can bitch and moan about it (like I've seen others do), or just get it over with and enjoy the rest of the day. I have no problem with it; better be safe than sorry.

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:54 am
by AZGrizFan
∞∞∞ wrote:I'm half-arab and it's actually not as bad as people make it out to be. I mean, I get pulled aside all the time, but as long as I'm not doing anything wrong, I'll be fine. Most people don't travel on the airlines often anyways (about 3-4/yr for me), and really, what's an extra 2-3 minute search (5-10 minutes for my mom 'cause she wears the head scarf) when you're at an airport? I can bitch and moan about it (like I've seen others do), or just get it over with and enjoy the rest of the day. I have no problem with it; better be safe than sorry.
Well, when THIS board goes down, we'll know who to blame from now on. :coffee:

Fuckin' terrorist. :ohno:

Re: Another terrorist plot.........another security failure

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:58 am
by ∞∞∞
AZGrizFan wrote: Well, when THIS board goes down, we'll know who to blame from now on. :coffee:

****' terrorist. :ohno:
Yeah, come from a Muslim family too...so watch out lol! You gotta remember, my family and their religion is the great satan :twisted: :roll: . This board isn't safe :kisswink:.