electronic strip search

[Pwns]

I feel so much safer knowing these will be used on women and children.


When are we going to f%^&ing rip the federal government to shreds and start all over?

[CID1990]

I feel so much safer knowing these will be used on women and children.


When are we going to f%^&ing rip the federal government to shreds and start all over?

I think that gutting the government over electronic titty viewing machines might be a little extreme.

However, I do think we have gone a little over the top with the security screening aspect. I would rather we took the gloves off. Screw surgical strikes. Give me some good 'ol punitive, retaliatory, baby killin' strikes. I don't mean the Israeli-style incursions into the West Bank or Gaza, but REAL retaliatory strikes that would make the Einsatzgruppen cringe with disgust. Just level whole cities over the smallest little slight. Then send them the bill for the ordnance.

Who will oppose us?

China?

Ze Germans?

No, they won't. In fact, the Chinese might give a hand if we show them that we have bought into the "one bullet, one a$$hole" concept of security.

It's like Sean Connery said in The Untouchables.... "If he brings a knife, you bring a gun. If he sends your man to the hospital, you send his ot the fvcking morgue. THAT'S the Chicago way!"


Then we won't have to worry about TSA d!ckheads looking at your wife's titties on TV.

[mainejeff]

Guys with tiny penises probably are not going to like these machines.

[kalm]

I feel so much safer knowing these will be used on women and children.


When are we going to f%^&ing rip the federal government to shreds and start all over?

I think that gutting the government over electronic titty viewing machines might be a little extreme.

However, I do think we have gone a little over the top with the security screening aspect. I would rather we took the gloves off. Screw surgical strikes. Give me some good 'ol punitive, retaliatory, baby killin' strikes. I don't mean the Israeli-style incursions into the West Bank or Gaza, but REAL retaliatory strikes that would make the Einsatzgruppen cringe with disgust. Just level whole cities over the smallest little slight. Then send them the bill for the ordnance.

Who will oppose us?

China?

Ze Germans?

No, they won't. In fact, the Chinese might give a hand if we show them that we have bought into the "one bullet, one a$$hole" concept of security.

It's like Sean Connery said in The Untouchables.... "If he brings a knife, you bring a gun. If he sends your man to the hospital, you send his ot the fvcking morgue. THAT'S the Chicago way!"


Then we won't have to worry about TSA d!ckheads looking at your wife's titties on TV.

OK now, that bait was a little too obvious.

[CID1990]

I think that gutting the government over electronic titty viewing machines might be a little extreme.

However, I do think we have gone a little over the top with the security screening aspect. I would rather we took the gloves off. Screw surgical strikes. Give me some good 'ol punitive, retaliatory, baby killin' strikes. I don't mean the Israeli-style incursions into the West Bank or Gaza, but REAL retaliatory strikes that would make the Einsatzgruppen cringe with disgust. Just level whole cities over the smallest little slight. Then send them the bill for the ordnance.

Who will oppose us?

China?

Ze Germans?

No, they won't. In fact, the Chinese might give a hand if we show them that we have bought into the "one bullet, one a$$hole" concept of security.

It's like Sean Connery said in The Untouchables.... "If he brings a knife, you bring a gun. If he sends your man to the hospital, you send his ot the fvcking morgue. THAT'S the Chicago way!"


Then we won't have to worry about TSA d!ckheads looking at your wife's titties on TV.

OK now, that bait was a little too obvious.

Yeah, I'm not subtle like a fly fisherman, trying to coax that rainbow out of the cranny.

I'm more of a cane pole kind of guy, with a large gauge hook and a fat greasy Texas farm worm.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Looks like we are well on our way to those xray vision glasses we've all dreamed about having since we were young lads.

[Grizalltheway]

Looks like we are well on our way to those xray vision glasses we've all dreamed about having since we were young lads.

I bet the TSA sees a tenfold increase in applications in the next couple weeks.

[Pwns]

Looks like we are well on our way to those xray vision glasses we've all dreamed about having since we were young lads.

I bet the TSA sees a tenfold increase in applications in the next couple weeks.

Could they be pedophiles?

[clenz]

Looks like we are well on our way to those xray vision glasses we've all dreamed about having since we were young lads.

[Grizalltheway]

I bet the TSA sees a tenfold increase in applications in the next couple weeks.

Could they be pedophiles?

More than likely. But as long as they don't look at other guys' junks, it's okay.

[Ivytalk]

Could they be pedophiles?

More than likely. But as long as they don't look at other guys' junks, it's okay.

You have nothing to worry about, Young Streetwalker.

[Grizalltheway]

More than likely. But as long as they don't look at other guys' junks, it's okay.

You have nothing to worry about, Young Streetwalker.

I guess you didn't pick up on my subtle shot at St. Onge.

[Gil Dobie]

What's next, electronic strip-search while they are bugging our phone calls.

[∞∞∞]

This is gonna attract more pedophiles than a gym teacher job opening at the local elementary school.

but seriously, I don't really mind this new body search method, except for the fact that the TSA is run by a bunch of idiots. Seriously, what credentials do you have to have to be a TSA screener? And not only that, the immediate supervisors for TSA screeners are idiots themselves. Not sayin' everyone is like that; I'm sure many are just tryin' to make a decent livin', but there are also too many of 'em that just don't take their job seriously (security and customer service-wise)...which makes me uncomfortable about this x-ray screening.

[Ivytalk]

You have nothing to worry about, Young Streetwalker.

I guess you didn't pick up on my subtle shot at St. Onge.

Too subtle for me, YS. Just call me "Captain Obvious."