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Pwns wrote:

I feel so much safer knowing these will be used on women and children.


When are we going to f%^&ing rip the federal government to shreds and start all over?

CID1990 wrote:

Pwns wrote:

I feel so much safer knowing these will be used on women and children.


When are we going to f%^&ing rip the federal government to shreds and start all over?

I think that gutting the government over electronic titty viewing machines might be a little extreme.

However, I do think we have gone a little over the top with the security screening aspect. I would rather we took the gloves off. Screw surgical strikes. Give me some good 'ol punitive, retaliatory, baby killin' strikes. I don't mean the Israeli-style incursions into the West Bank or Gaza, but REAL retaliatory strikes that would make the Einsatzgruppen cringe with disgust. Just level whole cities over the smallest little slight. Then send them the bill for the ordnance.

Who will oppose us?

China?

Ze Germans?

No, they won't. In fact, the Chinese might give a hand if we show them that we have bought into the "one bullet, one a$$hole" concept of security.

It's like Sean Connery said in The Untouchables.... "If he brings a knife, you bring a gun. If he sends your man to the hospital, you send his ot the fvcking morgue. THAT'S the Chicago way!"


Then we won't have to worry about TSA d!ckheads looking at your wife's titties on TV.

kalm wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
I think that gutting the government over electronic titty viewing machines might be a little extreme.

However, I do think we have gone a little over the top with the security screening aspect. I would rather we took the gloves off. Screw surgical strikes. Give me some good 'ol punitive, retaliatory, baby killin' strikes. I don't mean the Israeli-style incursions into the West Bank or Gaza, but REAL retaliatory strikes that would make the Einsatzgruppen cringe with disgust. Just level whole cities over the smallest little slight. Then send them the bill for the ordnance.

Who will oppose us?

China?

Ze Germans?

No, they won't. In fact, the Chinese might give a hand if we show them that we have bought into the "one bullet, one a$$hole" concept of security.

It's like Sean Connery said in The Untouchables.... "If he brings a knife, you bring a gun. If he sends your man to the hospital, you send his ot the fvcking morgue. THAT'S the Chicago way!"


Then we won't have to worry about TSA d!ckheads looking at your wife's titties on TV.

OK now, that bait was a little too obvious.

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Looks like we are well on our way to those xray vision glasses we've all dreamed about having since we were young lads.

Grizalltheway wrote:

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Looks like we are well on our way to those xray vision glasses we've all dreamed about having since we were young lads.

I bet the TSA sees a tenfold increase in applications in the next couple weeks.

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Looks like we are well on our way to those xray vision glasses we've all dreamed about having since we were young lads.

Pwns wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:
I bet the TSA sees a tenfold increase in applications in the next couple weeks.

Could they be pedophiles?

Grizalltheway wrote:

Pwns wrote:
Could they be pedophiles?

More than likely. But as long as they don't look at other guys' junks, it's okay.

Ivytalk wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:
More than likely. But as long as they don't look at other guys' junks, it's okay.

You have nothing to worry about, Young Streetwalker.

Grizalltheway wrote:

Ivytalk wrote:
You have nothing to worry about, Young Streetwalker.

I guess you didn't pick up on my subtle shot at St. Onge.