Obama's Next Speech Transcript Released!
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:47 pm
My friends, we are Boldly Going Nowhere. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. But America is ready for change and that change means Gas, Grass or Ass no one rides for free!
America, Apathy is a serious problem, BUT WHO CARES! We also need to know that our friends and enemies around the world that The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.
The poorest people in this land are Born free...and Taxed to death.
I do have one thing to say to my opponent, Mrs Clinton: A million sperm and YOU were the fastest? That Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
America, Why be normal? Don't sweat petty things or pet sweaty things.
But, always remember, that Today is the last day of your life so far.
I'll end tonight with these words of wisdom: This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates. Mean People Suck. Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy! Save a Tree, Eat a beaver. Save the animals, Eat a vegetarian. Save the whales, Collect the whole set. Rehab is for quitters and Honk if you're horny.
My friends, Don't tailgate or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.