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Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:27 am
by CID1990
Since there's not a Tinfoil Hat section on the board, I'll put it here.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/ ... quake.html
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:31 am
by native
This IS the tinfoil hat section!

Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:32 am
by danefan
Hugo better get on the horn with Pat Robertson to sort this out.
I want answers on what really happened here.
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:40 am
by Wedgebuster
No wonder we are acting so guilty about this.

Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:03 am
by native
danefan wrote:Hugo better get on the horn with Pat Robertson to sort this out.
I want answers on what really happened here.
Gotta include Danny Glover on the conference call. He claimed it was lack of US effort on global warming that caused the quake.
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:20 am
by Gil Dobie
As President of the United States, I appologize to the People of Haiti for causing the earthquake.

Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:26 am
by dbackjon
The devil used global warming to set off a bomb
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:29 am
by CitadelGrad
danefan wrote:Hugo better get on the horn with Pat Robertson to sort this out.
I want answers on what really happened here.
I think Danny Glover might have some input as well. They better make it a conference call.
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:33 am
by Rob Iola
It was caused by Ted Kennedy rolling over in his grave...
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:41 am
by Col Hogan
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:14 pm
by HI54UNI
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:39 pm
by Ivytalk
What's "douchebag" in Spanish?

Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:41 pm
by ASUG8
Sounds like his neighbors in Medelin might be fronting him some experimental "not for public consumption" baggies.

What a freakin' idiot.
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:42 pm
by Grizalltheway
Ivytalk wrote:What's "douchebag" in Spanish?

Hugo Chavez

Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:42 pm
by bandl
Ivytalk wrote:What's "douchebag" in Spanish?

ducha vaginál?
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:44 pm
by blueballs
This, of course, came after Hugo accused the USA of "occupying" Haiti...
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:54 pm
by Ivytalk
bandl wrote:Ivytalk wrote:What's "douchebag" in Spanish?

ducha vaginál?
You and GATW both have it right. Since Hispanics use their maternal names, he's Hugo Chavez-Vaginal!

Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:14 pm
by Wedgebuster
Rob Iola wrote:It was caused by Ted Kennedy rolling over in his grave...
Back in prime form I see.

Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:33 pm
by Rob Iola
Wedgebuster wrote:Rob Iola wrote:It was caused by Ted Kennedy rolling over in his grave...
Back in prime form I see.

Change we can believe in!
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:22 pm
by youngterrier
I thought it was Bill Gates's weather machine that caused Katrina
Re: Hugo Chavez says US weapon test caused Haitian earthquake.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:02 pm
by Ivytalk
youngterrier wrote:I thought it was Bill Gates's weather machine that caused Katrina
YT, you're on this thread? Your Dad will slap you upside the head!
All that talk about va-jay-jay and all...
