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Dear Lord,
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:43 am
by grizzaholic
Dear Lord,
This past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze.
My favorite actress, Farah Fawcett.
My favorite singer, Michael Jackson.
My favorite salesman, Billy Mays.
I just wanted to let you know that Obama is my favorite
president.
Amen
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:50 am
by houndawg
grizzaholic wrote:Dear Lord,
This past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze.
My favorite actress, Farah Fawcett.
My favorite singer, Michael Jackson.
My favorite salesman, Billy Mays.
I just wanted to let you know that Obama is my favorite
president.
Amen
Dear griz,
No can do.
If these are your favorite actor, actress, salesman and singer, you deserve to be punished.
Especially for having a favorite salesman. What kind of simp are you, anyway?
The Lord
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:52 am
by ∞∞∞
haha! houndawg = win.
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:53 am
by grizzaholic
houndawg wrote:grizzaholic wrote:Dear Lord,
This past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze.
My favorite actress, Farah Fawcett.
My favorite singer, Michael Jackson.
My favorite salesman, Billy Mays.
I just wanted to let you know that Obama is my favorite
president.
Amen
Dear griz,
No can do.
If these are your favorite actor, actress, salesman and singer, you deserve to be punished.
Especially for having a favorite salesman. What kind of simp are you, anyway?
The Lord
IT was a joke, mostly.
Don't you have to go protect Obama on some of his issues?
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:54 am
by grizzaholic
The lord must have been a Corey Haim fan.
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:55 am
by bandl
grizzaholic wrote:Dear Lord,
This past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze.
My favorite actress, Farah Fawcett.
My favorite singer, Michael Jackson.
My favorite salesman, Billy Mays.
I just wanted to let you know that Obama is my favorite
president.
Amen
Ahem...COREY HAIM...Hello?!?!?!
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:57 am
by Wedgebuster
What has The Lord done with Corey Haim?
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:01 am
by Baldy
Wedgebuster wrote:What has The Lord done with Corey Haim?
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:42 am
by AZGrizFan
Holy shit. When did Cory Haim die???
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:26 pm
by UNHWildCats
grizzaholic wrote:Dear Lord,
This past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze.
My favorite actress, Farah Fawcett.
My favorite singer, Michael Jackson.
My favorite salesman, Billy Mays.
I just wanted to let you know that Obama is my favorite
president.
Amen
The Secret Service didn't come talk to you right?
I find it funny that people in response to the recent NJ Governor version of this joke are whining saying if the joke was told using Obama instead the person would be arrested by the Secret Service within hours.
guess those people don't know it was an Obama joke before it was a Christie joke.
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:34 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
UNHWildCats wrote:grizzaholic wrote:Dear Lord,
This past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze.
My favorite actress, Farah Fawcett.
My favorite singer, Michael Jackson.
My favorite salesman, Billy Mays.
I just wanted to let you know that Obama is my favorite
president.
Amen
The Secret Service didn't come talk to you right?
I find it funny that people in response to the recent NJ Governor version of this joke are whining saying if the joke was told using Obama instead the person would be arrested by the Secret Service within hours.
guess those people don't know it was an Obama joke before it was a Christie joke.
Or a Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, & Bush Jr. joke before that.
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:01 am
by ASUMountaineer
Griz has apparently been watching the 700 Club.
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:58 am
by mainejeff
Dear Lord,
Please rid the world of religious freaks.
Sincerely,
mainejeff
Re: Dear Lord,
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:21 am
by ALPHAGRIZ1
houndawg you have really crossed the line this time.
You say one more negative word about Billy Mays and I will hunt you down like Brian Mills.
The man was an icon.