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Global Thermonuclear War has been declared! Everyone, Duck and Cover!
















"Nah, I'm just bill."





.... Oh, Corey Haim rose from the dead and is now a brain eating blood sucking zombie-vampire.

Could universal health care have saved Corey Haim?

Wedgebuster wrote:Could universal health care have saved Corey Haim?

Only Chuck Norris could have saved Corey Haim....

ASUG8 wrote: Only Chuck Norris could have saved Corey Haim....

It's too bad Chuck Norris can't cry, his tears cure all and would solve this health care problem.

JMU DJ wrote:

ASUG8 wrote: Only Chuck Norris could have saved Corey Haim....

It's too bad Chuck Norris can't cry, his tears cure all and would solve this health care problem.

He does cry, you drink his tears on a regular basis. Where do you think alcohol comes from?

bandl wrote:

JMU DJ wrote:

It's too bad Chuck Norris can't cry, his tears cure all and would solve this health care problem.

He does cry, you drink his tears on a regular basis. Where do you think alcohol comes from?

BLASPHEMY! Nice knowing you......

ASUG8 wrote:

bandl wrote:
He does cry, you drink his tears on a regular basis. Where do you think alcohol comes from?

BLASPHEMY! Nice knowing you......

He does it merely as a favor to us mortals, not out of necessity. Also, he enjoys knowing that is his eye juice is always inside us.

bandl wrote:

ASUG8 wrote:
BLASPHEMY! Nice knowing you......

He does it merely as a favor to us mortals, not out of necessity. Also, he enjoys knowing that is his eye juice is always inside us.

I hope you know what you're talking about - it would be too bad for your kid to never meet his/her dad.

ASUG8 wrote:

bandl wrote: He does it merely as a favor to us mortals, not out of necessity. Also, he enjoys knowing that is his eye juice is always inside us.

I hope you know what you're talking about - it would be too bad for your kid to never meet his/her dad.

Actually, Chuck Norris is the father....he is everyone's father....eh, semantics....

bandl wrote:

ASUG8 wrote:
I hope you know what you're talking about - it would be too bad for your kid to never meet his/her dad.

Actually, Chuck Norris is the father....he is everyone's father....eh, semen....

FTFY