Obama Throws Out First Pitch in DC
Obama Throws Out First Pitch in DC
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Loud and mixed reaction. Cheers drown out the boos. No grandma jeans this time, but rather a red Nats jacket and slacks. Puts on a White Sox hat as he hits the mound drawing good-natured boos.
Pitch is high and outside.
Loud and mixed reaction. Cheers drown out the boos. No grandma jeans this time, but rather a red Nats jacket and slacks. Puts on a White Sox hat as he hits the mound drawing good-natured boos.
Pitch is high and outside.
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What are these "Nats" you speak of...
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Re: Obama Throws Out First Pitch in DC
You know, the Natinals:Col Hogan wrote:What are these "Nats" you speak of...

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They're the local AA team that helps pad the stats for the rest of the NL.Col Hogan wrote:What are these "Nats" you speak of...
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bandl wrote:They're the local AA team that helps pad the stats for the rest of the NL.Col Hogan wrote:What are these "Nats" you speak of...
Oh....The Redskins of baseball.....
Got it...
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Re: Obama Throws Out First Pitch in DC
And he beat Clark Kellogg at horse:
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93henfan wrote:Pitch is high and outside.
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Except they played "POTUS."Skjellyfetti wrote:And he beat Clark Kellogg at horse:
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I thought all black men were natural athletes?
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Only non-political ones I guess.AZGrizFan wrote:I thought all black men were natural athletes?

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Sad thing is he might be able to make it into the rotation for the Nationals. I read that their pitching coach loved his velocity and control.
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He'd school both your sorry asses one-on-one.89Hen wrote:Only non-political ones I guess.AZGrizFan wrote:I thought all black men were natural athletes?
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I remember JSO claiming he would beat Obama 1v1 even though he hasn't played basketball in 15 years or something like that. He typed like 6 paragraphs on why he would win.Grizalltheway wrote:He'd school both your sorry asses one-on-one.89Hen wrote: Only non-political ones I guess.![]()
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Whatever....he throws like a girl. I'm pretty sure I could kick his ass in every other sport BUT basketball.Grizalltheway wrote:He'd school both your sorry asses one-on-one.89Hen wrote: Only non-political ones I guess.![]()
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That would be fun.
And if I'm going "one-on-one" with anybody in the Obama family, it's gonna be the Mrs....
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Brown sugar: how come you taste so good?AZGrizFan wrote:Whatever....he throws like a girl. I'm pretty sure I could kick his ass in every other sport BUT basketball.Grizalltheway wrote:
He'd school both your sorry asses one-on-one.![]()
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That would be fun.![]()
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And if I'm going "one-on-one" with anybody in the Obama family, it's gonna be the Mrs....![]()
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Precisely.Grizalltheway wrote:Brown sugar: how come you taste so good?AZGrizFan wrote:
Whatever....he throws like a girl. I'm pretty sure I could kick his ass in every other sport BUT basketball.
That would be fun.![]()
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And if I'm going "one-on-one" with anybody in the Obama family, it's gonna be the Mrs....![]()
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Re: Obama Throws Out First Pitch in DC
93 - high and outside is quite an understatement.

HELLS YEAH!AZGrizFan wrote:And if I'm going "one-on-one" with anybody in the Obama family, it's gonna be the Mrs....![]()
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Re: Obama Throws Out First Pitch in DC
Maybe you could use her thunder thighs and then her gigantic underbite as steps so that you could do a slam dunk.AZGrizFan wrote:Precisely.Grizalltheway wrote:
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Obama showed such great promise and hope with his first pitch that Major League Baseball has awarded him the Cy Young award and first ballot Hall of Famer. 

Re: Obama Throws Out First Pitch in DC
Take about 80MPH off of these pitches and I think I know what happened to Ricky Vauhn...
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Obama's baseball pitch might well be Hall of Fame quality compared to the pitch he uses to sell his healthcare abortion.Gil Dobie wrote:Obama showed such great promise and hope with his first pitch that Major League Baseball has awarded him the Cy Young award and first ballot Hall of Famer.
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I'll never see that underbite. She'll be bitin' the pillow while I plow the chocolate starfish.bandl wrote:Maybe you could use her thunder thighs and then her gigantic underbite as steps so that you could do a slam dunk.AZGrizFan wrote:
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Post of the month!!!Gil Dobie wrote:Obama showed such great promise and hope with his first pitch that Major League Baseball has awarded him the Cy Young award and first ballot Hall of Famer.
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Hey, Jellybelly, love the siggy!Skjellyfetti wrote:Sad thing is he might be able to make it into the rotation for the Nationals. I read that their pitching coach loved his velocity and control.
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