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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. . . that I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. I got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

native wrote:Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. . . that I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. I got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

Jeezus, nathan, that one is at least 40 years old. C,mon, you can do better than that.

guess he sort of forgot about the part where roosevelt put millions of americans to work, hard backbreaking physical labor, with the TVA and in CCC camps

OSBF wrote:guess he sort of forgot about the part where roosevelt put millions of americans to work, hard backbreaking physical labor, with the TVA and in CCC camps

Yeah I caught that one too, and don't forget about all the private sector jobs and growth created as a result of those projects. But he could also be referring to the future generations existing on the welfare state in which case LBJ should have been included.

Oh, fuck it's a a typical conk chain mail attempt at humor that gets the rhubs yuking yuking.

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Three blind mice...

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Three blind mice...

Count me in as #4.

You need to get a life.