Report: China To Overtake U.S. As World's Biggest Asshole

[UNHWildCats]

Report: China To Overtake U.S. As World's Biggest Asshole By 2020

WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Monday by a panel of top economists and social scientists, the People's Republic of China will overtake the United States as the world's dominant asshole by the year 2020.

The findings, published in the most recent issue of Foreign Affairs, support recent speculation that America's unquestioned reign as the leading super-prick may soon be drawing to a close, leaving China as the foremost shithead among all developed nations.

"We are seeing a changing of the asshole guard," said Andrew Freireich, noted economist and lead author of the article. "Although the U.S. will remain among the world's two or three biggest cocks through much of this century, we can now confidently project that China, with its soaring economic growth, ever-expanding cultural influence, and total disregard for basic human rights, will overtake America as King Prick Numero Uno within the next 10 years."

Added Freireich, "It's the dawning of a new huge bastard era."

According to the report, China has slowly emerged as a massive fucker over the past half century, a period of egotistical growth unseen since America's booming douche years following World War II.

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[Ivytalk]

I agree that China is King Douchebag and has been for some time. Now they're exporting all kinds of poisoned drywall, lethal fish and other contaminated shit that should get them banned from the world of civilized nations forever. Fukkem. And take Iran with you. Bastages.

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[Chizzang]

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[AZGrizFan]

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[grizzaholic]

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[AZGrizFan]

Hey, douchebag: It's Hank Scorpio's job to post The Onion bullshit. Quit stealin' his schtick.

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[grizzaholic]

AZ, no feel good stories out of Boston right now, so he needs some attention because his sox are sucking ass. Let him have just this one.

Sox suckin' ass. Garnett imploding. Patriots in disarray.

We'd better put Travis on a suicide watch.

Just wait until the Pats draft the God Warrior Tebow.