Political Joke

[blueballs]

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

[Skjellyfetti]

Blueballs... you remind me of my aunt after she just learned how to use email.

[blueballs]

Blueballs... you remind me of my aunt after she just learned how to use email.

Can't take a joke?

Put down the koolaid and learn to appreciate humor from BOTH sides of the aisle. It is all in fun.

[AZGrizFan]

Blueballs... you remind me of my aunt after she just learned how to use email.

Hey, you humorless fuck....from now on, don't actually PUT anything in your posts....just a "." so we can see your signature occasionally.

[Skjellyfetti]

Blueballs... you remind me of my aunt after she just learned how to use email.

Can't take a joke?

Put down the koolaid and learn to appreciate humor from BOTH sides of the aisle. It is all in fun.

[Ivytalk]

Blueballs... you remind me of my aunt after she just learned how to use email.

Hey, you humorless ****....from now on, don't actually PUT anything in your posts....just a "." so we can see your signature occasionally.

And we're only interested in the right half of your siggy at that! The left half is just