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When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him hard and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven, not virgins, you've got me confused with Mohammed."
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Cleaning out the ol' in-box are we?
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AZGrizFan wrote:Cleaning out the ol' in-box are we?
Absodamnlutely... anything to get a rise from our resident liberals...
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blueballs wrote:When Obama died, ...

The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven, not virgins, you've got me confused with Mohammed."
Feel free to add cartoons...

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blueballs wrote:When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him hard and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven, not virgins, you've got me confused with Mohammed."
1,958,370 VIRGINIANS voted for Obama in '08. :thumb:
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