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the lemon picker
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:17 am
by OSBF
you hear about the little old lady in Florida that wanted to take on a part-time job to supplement her SS after her 3rd husband died? She went to the local orchard and applied for a job as a lemon picker. The foreman asked her if she had any experience picking lemons. She replied, "Honey, I been divorced twice, bought an Edsel, a Pinto, and a Pacer, voted for Busch twice and Obama once, I know how to pick lemons."
Re: the lemon picker
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:36 am
by dbackjon
Re: the lemon picker
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:51 am
by Rob Iola
Did she have to prove her citizenship?
Re: the lemon picker
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:03 am
by OSBF
Rob Iola wrote:Did she have to prove her citizenship?
not if she was white
Re: the lemon picker
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:20 am
by Rob Iola
OSBF wrote:Rob Iola wrote:Did she have to prove her citizenship?
not if she was white
whew! good to know that good ol' fashioned made-in-the-Eurocentric US of A skin pigmentation (or lack thereof) still counts for something...
Re: the lemon picker
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:03 pm
by blueballs
Rob Iola wrote:Did she have to prove her citizenship?
Nah, she didn't have the smell...
