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I Am A Conk..
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:20 pm
by Wedgebuster
I get myself all teary eyed when they raise ol' glory at the high school football game,
I want to personally harvest Osama Laken, or what ever his dune-coon assed name is,
I don't want the gob-ment to take my money in the form of taxes to fund the crack habits of the filthy, lazy, and stupid members of the darker skinned undocumented parasites that swam here from foreign and infected alien countries, and I want to make sure to fully fund all efforts to project my opinions upon all offensive foreign adversaries, by sending our willing and impressional high school graduates off to foreign lands, equipped with the most fun and advanced automatic weapons to chop the local wood with....
Dats the way it is here, what you think?
Please discuss...

Re: I Am A Conk..
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:29 pm
by Chizzang
I'm a Donk...
I want everything taken care of for me, like Medical expenses and social security. I want all the guns melted into statues of Abraham Lincoln. Bring all our troops home and close every military base around the world. Tax the rich and penalize the evil corporations until they all die..!!!

something like that... I forget what else I'm supposed to care about

Re: I Am A Conk..
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:30 pm
by Rob Iola
Wedgebuster wrote:I get myself all teary eyed when they raise ol' glory at the high school football game,
I want to personally harvest Osama Laken, or what ever his dune-coon assed name is,
I don't want the gob-ment to take my money in the form of taxes to fund the crack habits of the filthy, lazy, and stupid members of the darker skinned undocumented parasites that swam here from foreign and infected alien countries, and I want to make sure to fully fund all efforts to project my opinions upon all offensive foreign adversaries, by sending our willing and impressional high school graduates off to foreign lands, equipped with the most fun and advanced automatic weapons to chop the local wood with....
Dats the way it is here, what you think?
Please discuss...

I think it's a slow night for you, you're not getting any from your significant other, and you're trying a touch too hard to be clever.
Of course, that kind of sums up my night too...
Re: I Am A Conk..
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:03 pm
by Grizalltheway
Rob Iola wrote:Wedgebuster wrote:I get myself all teary eyed when they raise ol' glory at the high school football game,
I want to personally harvest Osama Laken, or what ever his dune-coon assed name is,
I don't want the gob-ment to take my money in the form of taxes to fund the crack habits of the filthy, lazy, and stupid members of the darker skinned undocumented parasites that swam here from foreign and infected alien countries, and I want to make sure to fully fund all efforts to project my opinions upon all offensive foreign adversaries, by sending our willing and impressional high school graduates off to foreign lands, equipped with the most fun and advanced automatic weapons to chop the local wood with....
Dats the way it is here, what you think?
Please discuss...

I think it's a slow night for you, you're not getting any from your significant other, and you're trying a touch too hard to be clever.
Of course, that kind of sums up my night too...
Well, there's always the latest Stokke thread...
Re: I Am A Conk..
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:10 pm
by Rob Iola
Grizalltheway wrote:Rob Iola wrote:
I think it's a slow night for you, you're not getting any from your significant other, and you're trying a touch too hard to be clever.
Of course, that kind of sums up my night too...
Well, there's always the latest Stokke thread...
Stokke is Swedish for "wood", no?
Re: I Am A Conk..
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:14 pm
by kalm
Ever heard of Daniel Boone, Kit Carson, Jedidiah Springfield?...
Imposters compared with my self reliance.
I'm a lonk.

Re: I Am A Conk..
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:26 pm
by Grizalltheway
Rob Iola wrote:Grizalltheway wrote:
Well, there's always the latest Stokke thread...
Stokke is Swedish for "wood", no?
As for as I can tell...

Re: I Am A Conk..
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:23 am
by grizzaholic
Chizzang wrote:I'm a Donk...
I want everything taken care of for me, like Medical expenses and social security. I want all the guns melted into statues of Abraham Lincoln. Bring all our troops home and close every military base around the world. Tax the rich and penalize the evil corporations until they all die..!!!

something like that... I forget what else I'm supposed to care about

Sounds about right.

Re: I Am A Conk..
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:11 pm
by hank scorpio
Chizzang wrote:I'm a Donk...
I want everything taken care of for me, like Medical expenses and social security. I want all the guns melted into statues of Abraham Lincoln. Bring all our troops home and close every military base around the world. Tax the rich and penalize the evil corporations until they all die..!!!

something like that... I forget what else I'm supposed to care about

White guilt
Re: I Am A Conk..
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:48 am
by citdog
Chizzang wrote:
I want all the guns melted into statues of Abraham Lincoln.
Why you little red book carrying, Mao's embalmed schmeckle nuzzling, collective farming sack of shit!!!!
I still love you
