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Signs Of The Apocalypse
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:06 pm
by Appaholic
....flush toilets.......liquor-by-the-drink.......
http://www.wataugademocrat.com/2008/081 ... ddrink.php
...what next?...the US women NOT winning the gold in water polo....??

Re: Signs Of The Apocalypse
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:24 pm
by Col Hogan
Well, Congrats...I guess...
How long has this been in the works???
I could never imagine Amherst without the ability to buy a drink in a bar...
Of course, I was 23 when I started college...
Re: Signs Of The Apocalypse
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:32 pm
by travelinman67
Doesn't seem like the absence of mixed drinks has ever inhibited your ability to partake in ETOH, Mr. All-Night Partyline.

Re: Signs Of The Apocalypse
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:38 pm
by Cleets Part 2
Jeezus Crime-a-nitley... What the Sam Hell
I had no idea Boon was communist..!!!
What freedom loving Bill-of-Rights educated God fearing American would tolerate such un-American restrictions..!!!
This is amazing news... Just now in 2008 a man can order a "mixed drink"
Cryin' out loud... Can women vote in Boon..?
Re: Signs Of The Apocalypse
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:37 pm
by travelinman67
Cleets Part 2 wrote:Jeezus Crime-a-nitley... What the Sam Hell
I had no idea Boon was communist..!!!
What freedom loving Bill-of-Rights educated God fearing American would tolerate such un-American restrictions..!!!
This is amazing news... Just now in 2008 a man can order a "mixed drink"
Cryin' out loud... Can women vote in Boon..?
I just want to know who taught them to turn on a T.V. and use the internet.
Re: Signs Of The Apocalypse
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:54 pm
by Cleets Part 2
travelinman67 wrote:
I just want to know who taught them to turn on a T.V. and use the internet.
Um... that is actually spelled "Internets"
Re: Signs Of The Apocalypse
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:20 am
by travelinman67
Cleets Part 2 wrote:travelinman67 wrote:
I just want to know who taught them to turn on a T.V. and use the internet.
Um... that is actually spelled "Internets"
Some of that lysergic acid diethylamide stored from the 60's in the fatty tissues getting released, huh?
'skay. We all love you. God loves you. Just relax and ride with it. Everything's going to be fine.
Better yet, dig out a fresh lab notebook, disprove Wiles solution to Fermat's number theory while you're blazing (...any mathematician who cries when they solve a theorem, CAN'T be correct), and make your homies proud.

Re: Signs Of The Apocalypse
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:15 am
by Appaholic
Cleets Part 2 wrote:travelinman67 wrote:
I just want to know who taught them to turn on a T.V. and use the internet.
Um... that is actually spelled "Internets"
Internet? Internets? Is that them thar bunches of tubes?