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Ahmadinejad called the clever cephalopod an agent of "western propaganda and superstition," and described him as a symbol of all that is wrong with the western world, reported London's Daily Telegraph.

"Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values," he said.

Ahmadinejad did not comment on the suitability for global leadership of those who believe an octopus is capable of spreading "western propaganda.”

and the Marlboro Man.

TEHRAN, Iran — Cigarettes smuggled into Iran have been tainted with pig blood and nuclear material as part of a Western conspiracy, an Iran official claimed Friday.

The semiofficial Mehr news agency quoted Mohammad Reza Madani from the Society for Fighting Smoking as saying contraband Marlboros have been contaminated with pig hemoglobin and unspecified nuclear material.

Madani claimed Philip Morris International, which sells Marlboro outside the U.S., is "led by Zionists" and deliberately exports tainted cigarettes. Pig products are considered unclean under Muslim law.

He provided no evidence or information about the confiscated cigarettes. Friday's report also gave no details on how the alleged contamination was discovered.

Tehran, which often alleges Western conspiracies, says 20 billion cigarettes are smuggled into Iran every year.

ASUG8 wrote:I thought this might be an Onion story at first.....apparently Paul, the world cup octopus is now on Iran's radar.

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Ahmadinejad called the clever cephalopod an agent of "western propaganda and superstition," and described him as a symbol of all that is wrong with the western world, reported London's Daily Telegraph.

"Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values," he said.

Ahmadinejad did not comment on the suitability for global leadership of those who believe an octopus is capable of spreading "western propaganda.”

Well, to quote Louis Farrakhan..

"The octopus is a soft creature with eight legs and a big head. What else has a big head? That's right, a whale. And what do whales do? They eat squid. What else eats squid? Koreans.

What do Koreans do? They open efficient family stores in Oakland, and push out all the brothers and the Pakistanis.

So you see, the octopus is just a symbol of another method of the oppression of the black man, and Muslims."

Maybe Mahkkkmood is on to something. Louie said so.



Lighten up, Mahmoud...

Kim Jong Il wrote:I rearry shourdn't say this, but...

I was bunkmate with Mahmoud at 2009 Dictator Convention in Caracas. Let me terr you. Even for dictator, he batshit crazy, prain and simpre. Arr week at Dic-Con arr he say is "Hey Kim, wirr you serr me some prutonium?"

Hey, **** you buddy. I work many years to make my prutonium. I'm not just gonna serr you some of my stash rike that. You want to be a nucrear power, you have to put in rots of time and effort. These new dictators think you just set up shop in a coupre of weeks. Razy asses.