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Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:31 pm
by Cap'n Cat
Family outing, the four of us, going to the Minnesota v Northern Illinois game at the MetroDome, Conk Convention in town, the notion of Repubicans and Democrats comes up on the Hiawatha Line light rail trip to downtown.
Mama Cat, liberal as Cap'n Cat, but with a vagina, asks Lieutenant Cat, 11, jokingly, if he is a Republican or a Democrat. He said, "I'm a Republican and if I was President, I would find everybody who has a criminal record and watch them more closely."
Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.
His reply?
"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."
My only question: Baldy, AZGrizFan, travelinman67, Col. Hogan was that
you or me impregnating Mama Cat on the living couch there in Vinton, IA, in October, 1996??????
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:49 pm
by travelinman67
(Great news...those subliminal Conk programming messages we embedded in all the new P3 and Wii games seem to be working!
)
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:51 pm
by Cap'n Cat
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:09 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
Hmmm...looks like the sins of the father will be prosecuted by the son. Hopefully he will pardon D1B though when he becomes President. I think D1 deserves another chance.
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:20 pm
by Col Hogan
Cap'n Cat wrote:Family outing, the four of us, going to the Minnesota v Northern Illinois game at the MetroDome, Conk Convention in town, the notion of Repubicans and Democrats comes up on the Hiawatha Line light rail trip to downtown.
Mama Cat, liberal as Cap'n Cat, but with a vagina, asks Lieutenant Cat, 11, jokingly, if he is a Republican or a Democrat. He said, "I'm a Republican and if I was President, I would find everybody who has a criminal record and watch them more closely."
Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.
His reply?
"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."
My only question: Baldy, AZGrizFan, travelinman67, Col. Hogan was that
you or me impregnating Mama Cat on the living couch there in Vinton, IA, in October, 1996??????
Had to go back and check the records...I spent a lot of time in Illinois in 1996...with one visit to St. Louis...
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:22 pm
by AZGrizFan
Cap'n Cat wrote:Family outing, the four of us, going to the Minnesota v Northern Illinois game at the MetroDome, Conk Convention in town, the notion of Repubicans and Democrats comes up on the Hiawatha Line light rail trip to downtown.
Mama Cat, liberal as Cap'n Cat, but with a vagina, asks Lieutenant Cat, 11, jokingly, if he is a Republican or a Democrat. He said, "I'm a Republican and if I was President, I would find everybody who has a criminal record and watch them more closely."
Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.
His reply?
"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."
My only question: Baldy, AZGrizFan, travelinman67, Col. Hogan was that
you or me impregnating Mama Cat on the living couch there in Vinton, IA, in October, 1996??????
I can neither confirm nor deny my whereabouts during that time...
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:05 pm
by travelinman67
How old is he?
I was in Cedar Rapids in '97.
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:15 am
by Ibanez
I da Pappy!
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:00 am
by JoltinJoe
This is just the start.
Next, he's going to tell you he wants to go to Youngstown State ....
.... and study theology!
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:04 am
by Col Hogan
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:17 am
by travelinman67
Relax, Cap'n. I Googled "Wisconsin Young Republicans" to start a membership application for Young Cat, clicked on the link and found...
...figures.
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:02 am
by Cap'n Cat
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:40 am
by AZGrizFan
Cap'n Cat wrote:
Mama Cat, liberal as Cap'n Cat, but with a vagina, asks Lieutenant Cat, 11, jokingly, if he is a Republican or a Democrat. He said, "I'm a Republican and if I was President, I would find everybody who has a criminal record and watch them more closely."
Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.
His reply?
"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."
It IS nice to see that at least one member of the Cat family has a brain stem and chooses to use it.
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:42 pm
by Cap'n Cat
AZGrizFan wrote:Cap'n Cat wrote:
Mama Cat, liberal as Cap'n Cat, but with a vagina, asks Lieutenant Cat, 11, jokingly, if he is a Republican or a Democrat. He said, "I'm a Republican and if I was President, I would find everybody who has a criminal record and watch them more closely."
Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.
His reply?
"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."
It IS nice to see that at least one member of the Cat family has a brain stem and chooses to use it.
Thinkin' maybe you hairy, knuckle-draggin' Conklodytes is right after all, I gotta get him outta public school if he's gonna be picking up sh*t like that!!!!
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:46 am
by Purple For Life
It's just rebellion.
He'll grow out of it. (I hope.)
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:35 am
by AZGrizFan
Purple For Life wrote:It's just rebellion.
He'll grow out of it. (I hope.)
You know the saying, PFL: When you're young if you aren't a liberal you have no heart and when you're older if you aren't a conservative you have no brain.
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:32 am
by Cap'n Cat
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:43 am
by AZGrizFan
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:16 am
by Ursus A. Horribilis
It's still a good saying.
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:44 pm
by AZGrizFan
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:It's still a good saying.
Figuratively speaking, of course.
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:43 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
Oh yes...of course that's what I meant.
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:00 pm
by coastal89
Just start him on drugs and he can turn out like your party nominee.
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:59 pm
by bulldog10jw
Cap'n Cat wrote:
Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.
His reply?
"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."
Lieutenant. The kid is obviously smart enough to be a general. Or Admiral. What branch of the service are you pretending to be in, anyway.
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:09 pm
by Col Hogan
bulldog10jw wrote:Cap'n Cat wrote:
Cap'n Cat was appallled! He informed Lt. Cat, briefly, about the Bill of Rights and the general history of search-and-seizure, etc, etc.
His reply?
"Well those criminals have too many rights right now."
Lieutenant. The kid is obviously smart enough to be a general. Or Admiral. What branch of the service are you pretending to be in, anyway.
WELCOME Bulldog!!!!!!
Re: Lieutenant Cat Breaks Cap'n Cat's Political Heart......
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:15 pm
by bulldog10jw
Col Hogan wrote:bulldog10jw wrote:
Lieutenant. The kid is obviously smart enough to be a general. Or Admiral. What branch of the service are you pretending to be in, anyway.
WELCOME Bulldog!!!!!!
I thought I would come over and see how the other half lives.
Still getting used to the setup. It's a little different.
