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Greg Gutfeld of Fox News Channel and The Daily Gut has proposed the best response yet to Park51, a.k.a. Cordoba House, the 13-story “community center” and mosque two blocks away from Ground Zero: “I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.”

“This is not a joke,” Gutfeld claims. “I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.”

“As you know, the Muslim faith doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I’m building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.”

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Some proposed names...

The Queer'an
Gaybraham's
Mohammie's Retreat
The 72nd virgin
Jihad Me at Hello
The Gay Allahs
Allahu Gaybar
The Sphinx-ter
Queer Eye for the Jihad Guy
The Homo Side Bomber
Jihad's and Rods
Weapons of *** Destruction
Allahs in Wonderland
Midnight at the Oasis
Mecca inn & out
SCUD Marks
Khomeini Men, Kholittle Time
Mo's Hole
Allah Akbar and Grill
Osama bin Dover
Al Gayda

dbackjon wrote:Some proposed names...

The Queer'an
Gaybraham's
Jihad Me at Hello
Queer Eye for the Jihad Guy
Jihad's and Rods
Weapons of *** Destruction
Khomeini Men, Kholittle Time
Allah Akbar and Grill
Osama bin Dover
Al Gayda

That's a funny list, I think I like Mo's Hole the best.

Gutfeld is a riot...

Can't believe they left the best name off the list...

Suspicious Packages.

Baldy wrote:Gutfeld is a riot...

Can't believe they left the best name off the list...

Suspicious Packages.

I knew there was one that was better than even the ones listed. Gutfeld had said it last week or the week before that on O&A and you nailed it. "Suspicious Package" had me fucking rollin'.

how about "Turban Burglar".

Allah Cockbar

dbackjon wrote:Some proposed names...

The Queer'an
Gaybraham's
Mohammie's Retreat
The 72nd virgin
Jihad Me at Hello
The Gay Allahs
Allahu Gaybar
The Sphinx-ter
Queer Eye for the Jihad Guy
The Homo Side Bomber
Jihad's and Rods
Weapons of *** Destruction
Allahs in Wonderland
Midnight at the Oasis
Mecca inn & out
SCUD Marks
Khomeini Men, Kholittle Time
Mo's Hole
Allah Akbar and Grill
Osama bin Dover
Al Gayda

Fezzes and Lezzes
Queer Emirs
Head for Ahmed
Unique Eunuch

I can only assume that racist rednecks are in a lost world of emotion right now.

Benne wrote:I can only assume that racist rednecks are in a lost world of emotion right now.

I was thinking about that last week when I posted this Gutfeld thing on the "Let the shit hit the fan" thread and I doubt they are too torn about it. Better to deal with the devil you know than the devil you don't know sort of thing.

They have to do this.

Jihad me at Hello!

if they can find a location next to Cordoba House AND near a Catholic church in the area, even better!
(although the ones that Catholics prefer aren't old enough to get into bars)

I laughed out loud at this thread. Great job dback!!!!!

Now, as long as they put a strip club on the other side of it, we can all be happy.

There is a strip club two blocks away from the WTC, going towards the proposed Mosque. I always thought "The Man Hole" would be a good name. How about "You Mecca Me Crazy"?