This is a message to John McCain. My name is Diddy. You may know me by my government name which is Sean Combs, but my friends now me as a Diddy, a.k.a. So-Rock Obama.
“I had to check in with you to tell you are bugging the f**k out. I don’t even understand what planet you are on right now. This is the job to be the leader of the free world. No disrespect, I love you, I want you to live to be 110, but things happen. What happened if god forbid, you became president. You got a running mate from Alaska? Come on man. I don’t even know if there are any black people in Alaska. Come on!
“Sarah you need to be down with the whole cabinet. You are not ready to be no vice president. What is the reality in Alaska? There isn’t even any crackheads in Alaska. There isn’t any black people, no crime. There isn’t even any foreign policies in Alaska. You need to get versed on black policies. We are the future.
I much prefer this guy, giving what he calls “The Diddy Retort”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2amXLa-iZGw
Here's what I think.
"There isn’t even any crackheads in Alaska."- This is a ridiculous statement but if it's even close to the truth then it means that Gov. Palin has done an excellent job in Alaska and we need her wisdom to help solve the nations drug problem.
"There isn’t any black people, no crime."-Is Combs suggesting that black people=crime? That would be considered racist in some circles.
